Ha...it took a minute to figure out what a Pastafarian is but I agree...we did it all the time...start off talking about excercise, depressed teens, rising cost of living, etc...suck them in...then hit them with the Jehovah-load.
Do witnesses still say they are not out to convert people but that Jehovah converts people or that people convert themselves after learning the message? Can't believe we used to spout that nonsense.