I see that you ladies have picked up on #7. I had hoped you would be inclined toward a more complimentary term... but I suppose there is some merit in your particular evaluation of males, members of the form excluded, of course.
Here are a few more, ladies first:
8) She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
9) She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
10) She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11) She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
12) She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
13) She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
14) She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
And now for a few more about the other gender:
9) He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
10) He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
11) He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has a PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT.
If you will note carefully (and I know you will) some of the above references to the fairer sex can be applied equally to men as well, especially #10, don't you think?