Posts by Frenchy

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Some Basics...

by Frenchy in

okay, it appears that some of you are venturing forth onto the literary scene.

i feel it my obligation to present to you a few basic faux pas that should be avoided if you are going to survive in this very volatile environment.

today, the emphasis is on being politically correct.

I see that you ladies have picked up on #7. I had hoped you would be inclined toward a more complimentary term... but I suppose there is some merit in your particular evaluation of males, members of the form excluded, of course.
Here are a few more, ladies first:

8) She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
9) She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
10) She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11) She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
12) She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
13) She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
14) She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER

And now for a few more about the other gender:
9) He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
10) He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
11) He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has a PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT.

If you will note carefully (and I know you will) some of the above references to the fairer sex can be applied equally to men as well, especially #10, don't you think?

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Eve's Choice

by Frenchy in

okay, i'm interested in what you girls, especially, think of this:.

eve's choice.

ah, now i know of fair eve's plight.

Frenchy

"....the Edsels of Mesopotamia" I believe there is more truth in that than first meets the eye! I like that phrase...

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If You See Me Cry

by Frenchy in

if you see me cry .

if you see me cry, just walk away, .

leave me be and don't ask me why.

Frenchy

M'lady, thou art far too gracious and generous with thy praise... I would love to read one of your stories, please post one...

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WHY does God fail to...

by Martini in

jw
friends

...attain unanimous support from his creation of free moral agents?

from the majority at least.. apparently according to the wt interpretation of god's own book...a prominent spirit creature who made himself satan became unsatisfied and left god.later untold numbers would join the devil.. now the only solution for the future of these 'rebels' would be for god to destroy them.. then the very first human creatures apparently also felt unsatisfied and withdrew from god.they got destroyed.. later god had to confuse the language of all humans because they were unanimously opposed to god.

those people too are history.. then god had an ark built because all flesh had left god's way except for a handful of people.. evidently god was not expecting any great number to actually join noah, otherwise god would have had noah build several arks!

Frenchy

Dear friends,
It makes me feel good that we can sort these things out. These trouble makers must not be allowed to cause friction between us. One such post said that (lars, I believe said it) he believed that Seven and I were one and the same! Man, is that guy off base! So, I don't see it being out of character for them to randomly pick one of us and claim that we are with them. I do not reply to their posts.

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Some Basics...

by Frenchy in

okay, it appears that some of you are venturing forth onto the literary scene.

i feel it my obligation to present to you a few basic faux pas that should be avoided if you are going to survive in this very volatile environment.

today, the emphasis is on being politically correct.

Frenchy

Now, Red, be gentle now! LOL

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If You See Me Cry

by Frenchy in

if you see me cry .

if you see me cry, just walk away, .

leave me be and don't ask me why.

Frenchy

Yes, Seven, my dreams are very vivid. My dreams are often nightmares, however, terrible things than are constantly chasing me. In the end they always catch up to me and then I wake up. Every now and then though I have this beautiful dream where everything is as I imagine it should be... I wake up with the emotions still very strong. I try to re-enter such dreams but I never can so I have to write or talk about them.
I thank you very much for mentioning me in the same breath with Poe.
How about you, what do you dream of?

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If You See Me Cry

by Frenchy in

if you see me cry .

if you see me cry, just walk away, .

leave me be and don't ask me why.

Frenchy

Thank you, Red. These are actually the lyrics to one of only two songs I have ever written... I'm glad you like it.

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My Journey

by Frenchy in

jw
friends

i suppose we all think of ourselves as unique and we are in so many ways.

what i fail to realize, i guess, is that we are far more alike than unique.

every now and then i will reveal some little fear or quirk or dream that i have only to find out that someone else has experienced the same thing!

Frenchy

I have felt terribly let down when we put so much faith in a religion has anyone else?

Yes, I certainly have. I'm a similar situation with you. I, too have moved away in an effort to make the withdrawal easier.

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Some Basics...

by Frenchy in

okay, it appears that some of you are venturing forth onto the literary scene.

i feel it my obligation to present to you a few basic faux pas that should be avoided if you are going to survive in this very volatile environment.

today, the emphasis is on being politically correct.

Frenchy

Okay, it appears that some of you are venturing forth onto the literary scene. I feel it my obligation to present to you a few basic faux pas that should be avoided if you are going to survive in this very volatile environment.
Today, the emphasis is on being politically correct. So here are a few rules on that subject:
When writing about women please remeber that in today's world:
1) She is not a babe or a chick...she is a breasted American!
2) She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3) She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
4) She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
5) She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
6) She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
7) She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
Now when writing about men please strive to avoid the most common pitfalls. Here are some important things to remember:
1) He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
2) He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3) He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
4) He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5) He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
6) He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7) He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL-INVERSION
8) He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

Now I do hope that you keep these in mind. I have a few more I'll post later....

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Waiting's only stolen poem

by waiting in

this is to make frenchy come back - soon!.

hush, hush, nobody cares,.

christopher robin has fallen downstairs.. .

Frenchy

It's grand to be in love, but grander still to be loved... How can I stay away, you hold my heart in your hand!