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  Who Was Your Favorite School Teacher and Why?

  by compound complex in

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  dear grown-up students,.

  a lot of adults were influential in my formative years, but right now i'm thinking of how school teachers got me to where i am today.

  it's one in particular to whom i owe the most.

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  8th grade art....ms. spears...5'8'' with long lean legs and coal black hair flowing down over her shoulders. Not only did she wears very short skirts, which forced us to drop stuff all the time for her to pick up so we could actually see PANTIES at times, but OMG she was on my paper route and I just knew I was gonna be a bad witness when she came to the door one evening while I was collecting for the paper. She was soaking wet and had on a soft white towell. I thought a prayer had been answered. I never got over it.

  Why couldn't she have been one these new hot teachers having sex with 14 to 16 year olds we hear about in the news every week!

  Damn its not fair......oompa
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  What was your first car?

  by nicolaou in

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  mine was an old fiat 127, i bought it 1983 and it was at least fifteen years old then!

  the seats were vinyl and there were no rear seatbelts so i could send my girlfriend and her sister flying with each bend in the road!

  it wouldn't go above 55mph and was rattling like rollercoaster when it finally got there.. the rear window fell out and it finally croaked in puff of blue/black smoke.

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  1972 poor mans porshe---kharman Ghia---Red Orange, 4-speed, seats 4 kinda, so great for service. oh also had a 68 two-tone bus and two bug convertibles.

  If this was a ragtop I would still have it..............oompa

  
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  Where can I look to get a reliable inexpensive Jeep Wrangler?

  by tsunami_rid3r in

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  i'm about to lose my car because i can't afford it, and so i'm just going to work and save money for a used vehicle.

  now i've heard used vehicles break down all the time but i'm hoping theres reliable used vehicles out there.

  in particular i'm looking for a jeep wrangler, something a college student working part time can afford.

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  Toy is nice but jeep is easy to work on and parts are cheep. ebay and craigslist are great, esp craigs cause you can pick key TX cities. I have a good friend in NC that keeps three or four on his lot and buys cheap and sells at low margin. New Era Auto sales in Winston salem, nc. on peters creek pkwy. Ask for brad and he can get you a deal.

  good luck...oompa
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  Walls

  by changeling in

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  walls.

  i have found the quintessential line to describe a successful, longtime marriage.

  i found it, of all places, in a jimmy buffet song.

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  oompa

  As someone who often life on the"coast of carolina" I will look this up. I'm a pretty stout parrothead but cant recall this line. Loved how it fit in with your trip and story.

  lovely....oompa
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  Did being raised as a witness make you smarter?

  by Paralipomenon in

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  a topic that came up on gabbly the other day.

  i've seen a few "post your iq" or other test topics on the forums here.

  if people are even close to truthful with their score i would guess the average iq would be ~125, quite possibly higher.

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  I think it helped make me a little smarter, but there is a catch. If you are already smart and like to study and involve yourself with a view to improve onself, you can become smarter in many ways.

  If you are not so smart, and make use of the material and provisions and have the goal of just getting the job done. You will look and be not so smart....ok stupid.

  the truth hurts.....oompa
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  On the way back from the grocery store....afternoon chuckle!!

  by sweetstuff in

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  we went shopping this afternoon, my two little girls and i, on the way home, they were both excitedly talking about halloween.

  my youngest, who is seven, lets out this comment that nearly had me veering off the road with laughter.

  she said, "i know what i want to be for halloween already, a jehovah's witness" well, i started to laugh right away, my eldest girl asked her why, she says, "they knock on people's door all the time and they are really scary".

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  Just the thought is too funny! I love the threat---gimme candy or die at armegaddon! get it on video and have her make notes on her house to house record of what she gets.

  love it...oompa...ive never done it....sad
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  WHAT IS "Tenjooberrymuds" ???????????

  by REBORNAGAIN in

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  check out link below (in next posting).

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  not sure, could not get the link but i think it is thank you very much in urdoenglish

  funny.....oompa
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  What does an MS do?

  by Mrs. Witness in

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  i just read mr. flipper's thread about politics & appointments and began to wonder: what does a ministerial servant do?

  how would one become an ms?

  my hubby is gung-ho, so this might be something he's after, but i need to know more of what it's about so i can look for signs..

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  As a ms and assistant book study conductor, my main job was to do ALL of the studies and service for the group because the elder was on a lot of meds he should not have been taking with booze, so he was always asleep or hung over for Sat. morning book study.

  true story...oompa
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  DID`NEW LIGHT' EVER BOTHER YOU?

  by badboy in

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  in the sence that they shoulknow what they should be preaching?

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  Yefs bladboy, itreally plisses me off in ttthe sence thaat most newlight is bad knews, not good.

  on a more serious note, why was there no new light recorded in the bible??? teachings did not change. light getting brighter would just make things clearer not totally frikking different. I will start a thread on this later. Jesus said the helper would show ALL things.

  yes it bother the $hit outta me....oompa
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  What's your favourite line out of a song?

  by lfcviking in

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  here's a couple of mine;.

  "eleanor rigby, waits at the window wearing a face she keeps in a jar by the door" eleanor rigby - thebeatles.. "there's a hole in my soul, you can see it im my face it's a real big place" feel - robbie williams.

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  worldtraveller was so disturbed by my "you light up my life" line from the Debbie Boone song he had to pm me and express

  surprise/revulsion compared to my other fav song lines.

  Great Catch WT....just a little sick oompa humor there!

  thought I should clarify