achristan I am very confused as to what you belive from your insane babalings.Let me get this straight, You belive adam and eve came from homo erectis and that all that junk about eve coming from a rib must be a metaphor about evaloution.Mabey the rib was from a cro-magnam man meaning eve would be the next step in evolution.What if god would have tested neanderthal man in a garden,I bet they would not have eaten the fruit.Wow this must be a new religion in that both evolution and the flood acount are true.Eve most certianly did not come rib,she and adam evolved from lower primates but noah did build a huge rectangular box, loaded it with a bunch of animals and survived a year long flood that covered most of mesopataimia.Tell me , in this new religion of yours dose the donkey and dose the sun stand still.Let me geuss,the donkey dose indeed talk but the sun dose not stand still for a day cause we all know science says it cant do that,its just symblolisim.But the donkey talking is very true.
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space.com dates Noah's flood to 2350 B.C.
by aChristian inthe watchtower society dates noah's flood to 2370 b.c.e.
they do this by following bible chronology quite closely, counting backwards from 607 b.c.e., their date for babylon's destruction of jerusalem.
however, as we know, the society's date for that event is in error.
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Why JWs are The Happiest People on Earth™
by Scully inwhy jehovah's witnesses are the "happiest people on earth".
thus spake homer simpson:.
"those germans!!
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gambler
eric what are you saying.Are you saying that at the big A jws will not be the only ones saved.How many non jws, and what is the criteria for these non Jws to be saved.If thats the case than nobody needs to be a jw.I think you are trying to spindoctor that your god is not a genocidal maniac.This halftruth is often told to the media and outsiders so that the Jws can look less like the CULT we know them to be.The biggest thing that started my exodus from the jws was a talk at a district convention where the speeker said that If you arent making to all the meeings you will not make it through armagedon.At that moment I knew something was very wrong with this religion.So I think the figure of 6 million will survie is way too liberal.It should be more like 1 million.
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Purpose of life
by ItsJustMe inthe ageold question that i'm sure we have all given some degree of thought to...what is the purpose of life?
anyone have a theory/opinion they would like to share?.
my personal opinion on this is not solid enough yet to be considered a belief.
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gambler
If you belive in god form the bible I think the purpose of life is to amuse god.We are the discovery channel for heaven , as god whatches the channel he is laughing his ass off at our life and death struggals,much like when we watch the lion and the zebra.But once and a while god gets involved like a kid gleefuly burning ants with a microsope.In bible times god used to burn lots of ants (humans) with his big microscope.But now he is content just watching tv.
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Jehovah's CheapA$$ Organization
by metatron inwhen i was twenty or so years younger, i should have.
gotten a clue as to how cheap this organization is,.
when a member of the governing body told us that our.
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gambler
Mabey this new gleaning work means they will only visit millionairs houses, thats why prince and the williams sisters can do anything they want.I bet if a rich wittness ever got in trouble with the elders all they would have to do is phone bethal and tell them if I get disfellowshiped you can kiss my large cash donations goodbye,the problem would magicly go away.Like any big busisness or corparation all you have to do is FOLLOW THE MONEY.
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Is Sex ALL Men Think About?
by tyydyy inso they can have sex.
so women will want to have sex with us.
would she want to have sex with me here?".
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gambler
tyydyy I think most women think about sex just as much as men do.Women are much more cloak and dagger when it comes to expressing their sexuality.Why is that,well sociaty has sygmatized open women as sluts.And I think some women think if they are too open about their sexual desire they will lose the power they hold over some men.The question should not be ,is sex all men think about,it should be Why are men more honest and open about their sexual desire?
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Ex-JW from Minnesota
by Adonai438 ini've been reading a lot of stories posted here and have to say i'm glad to know there are so many ex-jw's!.
so, jehovah's witnesses sounded pretty good to me-- it never occured to me that a religion could be wrong.
was i not good enough for god?
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Im from minnesota to.
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Lord of the Rings
by think41self inhey guys,.
the family and i just got back from seeing the movie.
those of you who read the books will not be disappointed!
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gambler
I saw the movie and never read the books.I would give it a B-. It is so hard for hollywood to make a good fantacy movie.It was a good cosept for a movie with good characters but I must agree with askt that with a better directer this movie could have been alot better.The flow of the movie seemed a bit choppy at times and I agree that the death of human in the end was way overblown.But I did enjoy the movie.I am glad this movie did not make the same fucked up mistake that lucas did by turning the phatom menace into a movie for kids 5 and under.
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Is Sex ALL Men Think About?
by tyydyy inso they can have sex.
so women will want to have sex with us.
would she want to have sex with me here?".
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We aint nothin but mamals.Eat, sleep,procreate.Women and men are the same in these biologicl urges but women go about the reproducing a little dirently than men, I will explain.The mission of most male mammals is to spread there seed to as many female mammals as possible in order assure survival.The mission of most female mammals is to pick the best male possible to assure her and her offsprings health,safety and protection.These two mammal reproductive prossess coraspond with the two most common human male and female sexual desires.The man- to bang as many chicks as possible.The female- to find the perfect man so he will provide a carefree life for her and any possible children.So the next time a woman calls you dirty dog for sleeping with too many women or a man calls you a pickey gold digging bitch thats only after the goodlooking man with the money,just tell him or her your just following your natural biological instincts.
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Why JWs are The Happiest People on Earth™
by Scully inwhy jehovah's witnesses are the "happiest people on earth".
thus spake homer simpson:.
"those germans!!
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gambler
It reminds me of the palastinains who where rejocieing and danceing in the streets from the destruction at the world trade buildings except JWs will be dong iton a much grander scale. What is the correct pronunciation of that german word?
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WT lawyers
by TweetieBird indoes anyone know how many lawyers the society has working for them now?
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gambler
are the lawyers wittnesses themselves