Posts by outofthebox

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This is why I don't go to the Kingdom Hall anymore. It is bad luck!

by outofthebox in

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http://www.evesun.com/news/stories/2009-07-13/7400/six-hospitalized-following-sunday-crash/.

outofthebox

http://www.evesun.com/news/stories/2009-07-13/7400/Six-hospitalized-following-Sunday-crash/

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Insane Email From My JW Mother

by daniel-p in

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she starts out with some banal stuff about where they want to move, etc, then, she launches into this:.

that brings up something i wanted to tell you in person but itseems that i am not going to be able to do that very soon.

i amhoping to throw some light on what has happened within our familyesp during the time we were over there.. it has become very apparent to us now that during that time period from early spring on, in 200[x], satan launched an all-out attack on our family, son.

outofthebox

you are PRECIOUS to your God, Jehovah and to the F&DS

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Wow! What a mind job. What do you say to something like that?

ootb

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my road to recovery, step1...getting my tits out!

by highdose in

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...hahaha...not quite what you think;).

after the lovely encouraging posts i got yesterday.

i decided to take their advice and start bit by bit exploring my new free life:).

outofthebox

Welcome to the forum. I loved the title of the post. LOL. Yes. We rebel a little after we are so badly oppressed. I guess your tits need a little freedom too. LOL

ootb

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Michael Jackson is Dead!

by slimboyfat in

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someone else posted on another forum they heard on the radio michael jackson is dead.

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outofthebox

I had all MJ posters in the walls. But then I turned robot (I mean JW) and destroyed them.

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If Wolverine were a JW...

by outofthebox in

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elder: brother wolverine, we need to talk to you about something.... brother wolverine: what's it brother?.

elder: if you want to be an ms, you need a haircut.

we can't let you even pass the microphones if you doesn't loose that beard.

outofthebox

Elder: Brother Wolverine, we need to talk to you about something...

Brother Wolverine: What's it brother?

Elder: If you want to be an MS, you need a haircut. We can't let you even pass the microphones if you doesn't loose that beard. It is not christian.

Brother Wolverine: But, Jesus had a beard.

Elder: Well, if you want to follow Jesus example, I think you should go to the service more.

Brother Wolverine: But, I go every Saturday.

Elder: That's the thing. Everybody in the congregation knows that you can endure more than than. You should be a pioneer, brother. And I hear rumors about cigars? What's up with that? And don't get me started on worldy associations. Victor is your bother, but, you shouldn't spend...

30 min later...

Another Elder: I don't know what happened. I found him like that with a X in the chest. I suspect suicide.

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My multiple personality disorder is gone!

by outofthebox in

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hey!

remember when i first started posting (scared to death) in this forum?.

i told you then that i was writing in behalf of others too.

outofthebox

Hey! Remember when I first started posting (scared to death) in this forum?

I told you then that I was writing in behalf of others too. This is the story:

At the same time several family members and friends discovered the truth about the WT (what a coincidence, isn't it?). So, I decided to post on behalf of them. I remember I started posting a question (one of them had). I remember some of you called us a troll (because of our cryptic "we are many using this account" line). Ha ha. I didn't even knew what a troll was. LOL. But, that's ok. I get it now. You were scared. I was even more scared since it was my (our) first post.

Some time has passed since that time. I am glad to let you know that now there are several (of the group) out of the WT religion and even helping other go out.

Now I am just me using this account. LOL. My multiple personality disorder is gone and I am free of the WT! Finally!

ootb

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Shortest eldership ever?

by outofthebox in

as many of you know, while i was already a member of this forum and very much awake i became an elder.

so, there is no holy spirit involved on those appoinments boys and girls.. i tried my best wake up people, but is not that easy you know.. months later i decided it was enough and decide to move away.

i can't give you any details at the moment, but .... rumor has it, i am not an elder anymore.

outofthebox

As many of you know, while I was already a member of this forum and very much awake I became an elder. So, there is no Holy Spirit involved on those appoinments boys and girls.

I tried my best wake up people, but is not that easy you know.

Months later I decided it was enough and decide to move away. I can't give you any details at the moment, but ...

Rumor has it, I am not an elder anymore. Thanks for asking :)

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Jehobo Witnesses = Did you have people who dressed like it was still the 70's?

by Witness 007 in

"jehobo witnesses" lol crack myself up!

i remember from 1995 -2005 some brothers still wearing chocolate brown single breasted suits...bell bottoms, cream shoes, huge belts...stuff that hasn't been on sale for 20 years!

sisters in plade skirts from the 70's...they looked like they just stepped out of the "time machine.