i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.
i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.
dear watchtower,.
Dear TOTH
As you know, Poop is a worldly thing, the Bible says, "the world is corupt and so is it's poop so therfore keep away from all things stinky and refrain from poop for it is the work of Satan"
If you do have to poop in the future, make sure you do it in the Kingdom Hall where all things are made clean.
The Watchtower
PS, don't poop in any Kingdom Halls in New York because one of us GB members may be going there
i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.
i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.
dear watchtower,.
Dear TD
Of course the Watchtower magazine warns us about associating with apostates because they are "mentally deseased" if you have touched the keyboard that goes directlyt to an apostate website, it is possibly too late for you so according to all the members of the GB, you will be destroyed. You will probably fall into a deep chasm in the ground and be swollowed up.
As far as sports goes, the watchtower states, " bad association spoils useful watchtower habits". in the article it stated that school sports foster a love for fun excercise, socaial acceptence and other wicked things of the world. The spirit of the air is all around but it is especially strong in sports locker rooms. It is good that your parents forbid you from playing these games because you may have become succesful in some way in the WORLD which would of course make you worldly. So write on a chalkboard 100 times, "School sports are bad"
but I guess it doesn't really matter because YOUR TOAST
The Watchtower
i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.
i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.
dear watchtower,.
Dear Sparlock,
Good question. As you know, the Bible talks about many times when Jehovah wanted to do somthing that went against his own laws of nature he would perform miracles. These miracles are not the same as the magic performed by his creation like makeing a magic warrior from plastic it is highly likely that those magazines were in the garbage because the articles in them were so boring that they were not read and just thrown away. Miracles are the only magic that is allowed because only Jehovah is the great magician.
PS, how did you escape from the bin?
The Watchtower
did the generation change or the child abuse revelation spawn this many threads?.
It's because we are all mentally diseased.
i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.
i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.
dear watchtower,.
I thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series. I'll be the Watchtower and you send in questions.
Here's an example:
Dear Watchtower,
Today my granddaughter was playing a computer game on the Disney Junior site and she started watching a story that had a magic beanstalk in it. What should I do?
troubled grandpa
Dear troubled grandpa,
You should immediatly tell your granddaughter that Jehovah hates magic and she should too. Tell her to close up the computer and throw it in the trash because if she doesn't, Jehovah will hate her too.
Go ahead and ask any question for the Watchtower.
hey everybody im new here.
currently a pioneer in my early 20's, started straight out of high school, now wanting to go to college and working on getting out of pioneering.
also a former bethelite, ill make a thread on that soon.. .
Hope you can totally escape soon
congrats on removing the blinders
the blood issue is not a medical issue.. if blood transfusions were 100% guaranteed to be safe, jw's would still refuse them.. it is all about their interpretation of certain scriptures concerning blood.. you can make every reference known to medicine in mankinds history, and it doesn't make a bit of a difference.. it is a religious issue.. nightowl.
I have not forgotten
i just recently friended someone i knew many years ago.
they have been disfellowshipped for a number of years.
i am currently not da'd or df'd so if the elders wanted could they disfellowship me for having a fb df'd friend?.
Thanks everyone for your thoughts.
I think I will hide my friends just to be safe
Sad this has to be but I need to protect my son who is still in because of being married to a witness
i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.
reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.
i was never even given the chance to become a member.
Now that you've escaped Sparlock will you use your magic powers and your warrior skills to bring down the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.
We will pray to the magic gods and the warlock gods for your sucsess.
May the smurfs be with you.
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That settles if the governing body feels strongly about this it must be true.
I'm gonna sell my house go back to the meetings and pioneer.
