If hair is a deciding factor, which it usually isn't.... I'm more attracted to dark hair. But I've never chosen a girlfriend (or wife!) simply due to hair color.
Dorktacular
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Poll for the guys....what hair color on women draws your eye first?
by restrangled inthis question is about your initial response visually....not the girl, not the girl your with, just what color hair draws your eye first.. blond, brunette, red, or black?.
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How A Group Can Close a Diner
by WTWizard ini can remember when i was a witless, we would go to a particular diner frequently.
this place closed at 10:00 pm, so obviously they did not like having 40 or 50 of us coming after the circus meeting.
that was what they did, week after week, showing up at precisely 9:50 pm.
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I was almost always embarrased when going out to eat with a group of JWs. Invariably, at least one of them wanted some sort of special treatment or accomodation for themselves. And then on top of that, they don't want to pay! They just expect the rest of the group to pick up their tab! What the hell? Nope. I don't ever want to go out anywhere with any of them ever. I'd rather go out with a bunch of cleptomaniac satan worshipers.
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New meeting phone conference system?
by greenhornet ini went over to a some older stay at home jws.
it was time for the meeting.
they called a local phone #.
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Dorktacular
That sounds like the Sprint conference call thingie my old job used to use. When it was time for our conference call we could just call in from anywhere in the universe and enter the pin number for that particular conference call.
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Tooth Fairy
by is there help out there inwhen you were little growing up as a jw and you lost a tooth and placed it under you pilor where you ever visted by the tooth fairy and did it leave you money or a copy of awake.
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If somebody put an Awake! under my pillow, I'd put a moldy dog terd under theirs! It's kinda funny, but for a magazine that's called Awake! it sure can put you to sleep in a hurry. Do they still have Awakes!? I've only seen Watchtowers. My dad litters my house with them whenever he visits. I'm still removing a few from my bodily orifices from his last visit.
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Tell them that you tried to go to the kingdom hall on Haloween but they weren't giving out candy.
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What kind of Driver are you and your history? Do girls get a better deal?
by restrangled ini would consider myself somewhat aggressive and impatient, swearing and gesturing when infuriated in a very fast red sports car.. i do keep to the speed limit or about 5 to 10 miles above.
i have never had a ticket issued in my 32 year driving and never been in an accident.. i've been pulled over twice and let go.
once for an expired tag, and once for a brake light out.. tell your driving history!.
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I think it is wrong that girls got a better deal on insurance simply because they own a vagina. Hell, I think women should have to pay more! Have you seen how they drive in a mall parking lot?? They will run you over!
Anyway, I was a field engineer for about 6 years and drove about 50,000 miles a year just for my job. I managed to get quite a few "speeding" tickets. Usually these "speeding" tickets were written by police in little crap towns in rural Georgia that run speed traps. I got a ticket in Pendergrass, Georgia. There is a brand new 4 lane divided highway running between there and Athens. Well, there are many sections where the speed limit is 45 miles an hour. I already was aware of the speed trap so I always strictly adhere to the posted speed there. Well, of course I got pulled over, in a 55 mile an hour zone, doing 55 miles an hour. The cop pulled me over and told me that he clocked me doing 55 in a 45. I said I was going 55 in a 55 mph zone. He said no. I said yes. It just so happened that he pulled me over with me staring directly at the 55 mph sign through my windshield. I said "Hey, look at the sign!!" He said that didn't count. I went to court. The judge made me pay, even though I took pictures and everything. The very last ticket I got was comming home from Florida on my honeymoon. There is a speed trap on I-75 in Dooley county. Little town called Vienna. It doesn't matter what speed you were driving, they write you a ticket for 83 in a 65. The cop stopped me and told me this. I said that I wasn't going that fast. His response, "Betcha you was, Boy!" Okey dokey! They stopped my dad in the ver same spot with the very same story, except he was driving a moving van at the time that had a 70 mph governor on it. It wouldn't go 85 if you got out and pushed it. Bastards. Besides the speeding tickets, that's it. Personally, I think speeders should get awards. They get there quicker, thus reducing congestion on the roadways.
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Choosing and Setting Up a Christmas Tree
by WTWizard inok, now it's getting closer to decision time.
now is the time for anyone that hasn't already decided on what kind of tree, and how to decorate it, to do so.. natural trees are popular.
they offer real scents, and they do not have to be stored.
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Dorktacular
I've never had a real tree in the house. But my artificial tree is nice. I think I want a real tree one year, just so I don't have to put the fake bastard away. December 25th, yay Christmas! December 26th, yay bonfire!
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JWs aren't the only ones who do not 'celebrate' Halloween
by Jim_TX inlast night, while sitting outside - and helping hand out candy to all of the 'treeters who came up, my new mother-in-law was discussing how her sister and husband were going to their church for the fall harvest festival.. i said... "what's that?".
i asked, "do they wear costumes?".
but not ghosts or monsters or other scary ones.".
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Yeah, we have a lot of TurboBaptists around here that think Haloween is evil, so what do they do? They have pumpkins and candy at the church and everybody dresses up and gets candy, except it's called a Fall Festival.
Kinda like having a douglas fir in your living room on December 25th and it has lights and stuff on it and there are boxes with ribbons underneath, but you just call it Tuesday.
A terd, if called by any other name, would smell just as sweet. You can't polish a terd.
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question for single moms
by BIG D ini am not complaining!.
just stating a fact, i have been raising 3 boys for about 5 years, x left , dosent help, signed her rights away, sometimes i get really tired, of the non stop cycle of dishes, laundry, school pickups, football, cleaning, homework, i really am mr mom!.
i love that i have them and would never give that up, we are all so close, we are all we have, especially since the fade, is this how alot of single moms feel?.
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Big D, I was a single father for 4 years. My daughter was an infant when "The Greatest Mom in The World" left. She doesn't pay any support and never has. She started seeing my daughter again after she was 3. It's a hard job, but it can be done. The thing that I learned was to teach her everything I could as fast as I could. My daughter is now 8 and is almost completely self-sufficient. She likes to help out around the house and she does! The more you can teach the kids to do for themselves (with your supervision, of course) the easier it will be on you. Another thing you can do is to prepare meals in advance. I used to (and still do) prepare the meals for the week on Sunday. I would get stuff pre-prepared and ready to go so I didn't have to do so much when I picked my daughter up from daycare. That way all I had to do was feed her and wash the dishes. I usually did laundry while she was asleep. But, you constantly have to be on your toes to get everything done and at the same time be an attentive parent. I still don't sit down at night until after 10 pm. It does get really lonely being a single parent. When I ended up on my own with an infant daughter, most of my friends and family disappeared. I went a period of 2 years where no one came to my house. I'm not exaggerating. No one. Just the mail man. It takes all of your mental ability to endure the grueling physical requirements of holding down a job (or two), then being a full time parent and taking care of the home. Add to that the sometimes crippling lonliness and lack of sex (!), and it really sucks. I never used a vacation day for vacation, either. I saved up all my sick and vacation days to use when she was sick and couldn't go to school or daycare. I usually went to work sick as a dog so I wouldn't run out of sick days.
Just keep on keepin' on, dude. It will get better. And the kids will love you for it. Just do the best you can. You can't go wrong by loving your kids and trying to take care of them.
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Georgia apostates... we have enough for a fest.
by dawg inok< i've pm everyone that is from georgia that may want to get together.... will everyone pitch in and help set a date?
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My little brother doesn't post here, but I bet he'd like to come, too. When would be a good date for people? I'm usually off from work the whole week of Christmas. I think weekends are best, though.