If they could, they'd probably burn you at the stake with a copy of "Crisis of Conscience" chained around your neck! If you are not repentant, they can disfellowship you. Hell, even if you are repentant, they can disfellowship you. It all comes down to what they feel like doing with you! The thing to do in this situation is not care what they do! Let them talk. :)
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Can I be DF'd
by Robert7 inso the reality is, .
- i am in 'good standing'.
- i am questioning/doubting the validity of the bible.
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STARVING...
by LouBelle ini've been working preeetty hard today and haven't had a bite to eat the whole day & i still have an hour to go before i go home.. right now i'd love some cheese cake or anything home made.. oooh my tummy is growling..
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I worked from 7:30 AM to 9:30 PM last night. All I had to eat all day was some ramen noodles. When I got home I was so hungry I ate so much and I couldn't sleep. So, today I went out to lunch and ate two burritos. I'm better now.
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Things to NEVER say to or Do with a jw...........
by nomoreguilt ini'll start with "never do business with a jw".
they will take advantage of you, "but brother".
they will use your good credit, your good name, and then beg off on any deal you might have had, legal or on their word........................whose next?.
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Never give them a copy of "Crisis of Conscience" for Christmas.
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Bad Expensive Appliances.....
by restrangled inlet me tell you, bosch from germany is out!
i have a very high end oven that cost us $1200.00 (floor model ) originally $1600.00 two years ago, its also a convection oven.. while i was broiling some garlic bread on "low" tonight a portion of the top element decided to catch fire and then quit working.
i keep my oven very clean.
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The Kenmore Elite bottom-freezer refrigerator with ice and water through the door. Damn thing was the most expensive refrigerator Sears had. Cost us around $3,000.00. It freezes the meats and vegetables in the storage drawers no matter what temperature you set the refrigerator or freezer to. I've wasted way too much of my time off from work to have Sears repair this gynormous hunk of feces. Come to find out that virtually everbody who purchased one of these damn things is having the same problem. I give up. I now store the veggies in the 20 year old refrigerator that was left out in the garage by the previous owner of the house. It works fine.
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The loss of a 70' musician
by worldtraveller inthe beer was empty and our tongues were tired .
and running out of things to say .
she gave a kiss to me as i got out and i watched her drive away .
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I've always liked Dan Fogelberg even though he wasn't popular with my generation.... Great music has no expiration date. Anyway, they just don't make music like his anymore, or at least the people who do make music like his don't get any radio play. Speaking as a song writer and musician, he will be missed and losing someone of his talent is a great loss.
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The Mighty Led Zeppelin Soars Again !!
by flipper ini know brent r. had a thread on this yesterday or day before , but in honor of my personal all-time favorite group, i had to write a few things here !
if some of you have seen the u-tube of them performing songs with john bonham's son jason on drums , it was an incredible performance !
watching their expertise on " stairway to heaven " and " kashmir " was like being back in high school again, like they never went away !
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Led Zeppelin Rules! By the time I was born they weren't performing anymore (if I remember correctly). But, Led Zeppelin rocks. Always have, always will. There's no age limit for great music. There's no expiration date on Mozart and there's no expiration date on Led Zeppelin. I just wish I could see them perform live!
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Add your own biblical commandment
by JH inthou shall not turn around and look at the rear end of someone walking by you .
ok, now you know i'm nuts...lol.
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I don't know if any of you have ever heard George Carlin's routine on the 10 commandments, but I like how he condensed all 10 into just 2 easy to understand commandments. Here they are:
1. Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.
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How many Christmas yard ornaments is too many I ask? (New Pictures)
by erynw inthere is a house in my neighborhood that has to hold the record for christmas decorations in their yard.
the neighborhood i live in has one road in and out so we can't avoid this eyesore.. i swear, they have every inflatable, plastic, lit up, wire formed, animated yard decoration that has ever been manufactured.
it looks like k-mart threw up in their yard.. they have enough lights on the house, bushes, trees, eaves, roof, fence to signal the mothership into a safe landing from any galaxy in the universe.
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Wow. I didn't even do outside decorations this year. We move to a new house and I don't have a ladder big enough to do the outside lights. Besides, it was 75 degrees outside yesterday. It just doesn't feel very "Christmasy" to me yet. It's supposed to get cold this weekend. Maybe I'll put the reindeer or something out there.
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I had a problem with online credit card fraud. Someone got the information somehow through paypal. I had to cancel my credit card and cancel my paypal account. I now have another paypal account and so far everything's been cool.
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Vasectomy Horror Stories- Have Any? Or Normal Vasectomy Stories ?
by flipper inwell, i know you all pretty well now after 9 months of being on board , so i feel o.k.
to approach this subject.
this subject is a pretty touchy one for most of us men, especially those of us that have been put under the " knife" , and got to the point where we did not want any more children.
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I think doctors in general don't have a real appreciation for pain. This includes dentists, too. I've had doctors wanting to do things to me with little or no anesthesia. What the hell is wrong with those people? It's not the Civil War anymore, we have medicine! My wife had to have some biopsies done and the sadistic bastard of a doctor did them with no anesthesia, and then on top of that, he didn't give her a prescription for pain medication. He told her to just take a couple Tylenol. My wife called him the next morning because not only was she in severe pain, it appeared that she had an infection. Of course, you NEVER get the doctor on the phone, just his assistant dog-washer or whoever-the-hell they let answer the phone around there. The doctor didn't call back all day or call in the prescription. My wife called me at work crying and telling me that she has been waiting all day to get a prescription called in. I had to call his office and threaten violence to get them to call in a prescription. I told him that the only thing that was saving his ass at that particular moment was the fact that his office closed in 20 minutes and I was 30 minutes away. I think every doctor should have to be cut, gouged, proddded, burned, drilled, and anything else that they like to do to their patients on a daily basis. That way, they would know exactly how it feels and why they should give people enough pain medicine before they start hacking away at you. There's no such thing as "normal pain".