Sleeping late on Saturday morning... and maybe a little nookie before crawling out of bed in time for lunch!
Dorktacular
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Small joys
by heybaby inyou know how there are somethings that give you so much pleasure or joy?
it doesn't have to be anything amazing or huge, but for some reason it makes you so happy for those few moments.
some of mine are drinking coffee in the morning with my best friend at work, and the smell of an open fire (it reminds me of being a young child at my grandparents' house).
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"What kind of fool am I"
by mouthy ini was driving the lady next door to garage sales, i cant get out of the car cos i am not walking very well.
but it was on a very steep hill.facing up hill,when she got back in the car i tried to drive forward, it kept going backwards downhill,it was awful,i thought i would kill the old lady, she was as white as a sheet ( she is 86) so i shouted out to a man, " can you help me please " he ran over & while it was slowly going backwards (hand brake on, )he jumped in & said well you didnt have the motor turned on (blush!!!blush!!!!
oh i guess alzhemiers on the way
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Dorktacular
My dad was a mechanic. Years ago, he had a few deaf customers. They always had trouble blowing out engines prematurely. It took him a while to figure out why... They can't hear the engine run! They can only feel the vibrations. So, they would hit the gas right away to see if the engine was running. It's really bad for an engine to be revved before the oil gets to circulate through the engine, so they would wear out prematurely. I've seen quite a few older people do the same thing because they can't hear the engines, especially in today's smooth running luxury cars. He solved the problem by installing tachometers in the vehicles of the offending persons so they can see the RPM needle move, indicating the engine was running.
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Stuff White People Like
by snowbird inis the title of a book by christian lander.. anyone look at it yet?
the reviews are pretty good; some made me lol.. sylvia.
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Dorktacular
Darkies? Wow. That's good old-fashioned family racism!
I hope her kids all marry hardcore black gangster rappers. I bet she wouldn't say "darkie" anymore! LOL
I called my wife a "brownie" once, but only because she called me whitey. I thought that was fair play.
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I'm so down...my birthday is tomorrow and...
by FreedomFrog ini just had to pay $79.
for my stupid license and tags.
happy birthday to me!!
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Dorktacular
I know... been there, done that. At least the kids think about you, though. It will get better. Happy Birthday, though!
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1 Down 6 MILLION to go!!!
by Tuesday inso it's official my little channel of tough questions for jehovah's witnesses has made someone's little jw switch turn off.
i got a private message today from an active witness who both himself and his wife now say that "i now see that jw's are all about interpretation and not some special understanding".
figures that i'm almost done with the series too lol, i've got one more update to do before my final question that i've come up with for the series.
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Dorktacular
I looked at some of your youtube videos. Well done! They need to show some of these little 3 minute clips on TLC or the Discovery Channel. Very interesting.
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Stuff White People Like
by snowbird inis the title of a book by christian lander.. anyone look at it yet?
the reviews are pretty good; some made me lol.. sylvia.
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Dorktacular
Hmmmm. I don't like a lot of the stuff on the list. Are they gonna come take my official white people's membership card now?
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Lay Still !
by chickpea inwith all the sadness and trauma .
going on in the world at the moment.
it is worth reflecting on the death of .
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Dorktacular
On another sad note, the inventor of the crouton died last week.
They found him floating face down in a swimming pool full of salad dressing, soggy and bloated to twice his normal size.
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Dorktacular
Hmmm..... Pizza. Which is why we haven't ordered pizza at my house in over a year. I haven't lost a damned pound, so I guess it really didn't matter.
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New Tract Campaign 0ct/Nov
by Gladring inthere is a new tract campaign starting the end of october 08. the title of the tract is "do you want to know the truth".
you can't make this stuff up!
focus is to be on starting bible studies.
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Dorktacular
It's marketing, people. If you study marketing, when companies send unsolicited flyers or advertisements out through the mail, they only expect 0.7% response from that mailing. If they send out a million flyers, they may only get 700 responses out of that, and they consider that a good turnaround. So, if 1,000,000 tracts get distributed, roughly 700 people might respond. If the campaign is really shitty, they might get 200 studies, which is all gravy to the organization, because that equates to 2 new congregations contributing money to the WTBTS monthly, and 200 more people providing free labor to bring in more converts. It's a winner for them! If just one person joins the org., then it's a winner! Think of all the free labor and donations they will get just from that one person over the years. I have a stack of tracts at home. I use them to start my fireplace. See? Even I have a use for them, so it's all good.
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My wife became a US citizen yesterday!!!
by Dorktacular inyay!
for all of you who say america sucks.... i want you to go down to your closest immigration office and witness a citizenship ceremony.
i watched yesterday all day long as people from all over the world were sworn in as citizens 100 at a time every hour on the hour.
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Thanks everybody.
The man who interviewed my wife and questioned her asked her a little bit about her story of comming to America and everything she had to go through. The man was actually in tears by the time my wife was finished telling him about it all. It's taken my wife 10 years from the time she applied for her original visa to come to the US until the time she finally received her citizenship yesterday. The woman who conducted the citizenship ceremony has been doing it for 25 years, and she still gets choked up and teary when she does it. That ceremony was one of the most moving things I've ever seen in my life.