I was just listening to my "Christmas Songs for Jehovah's Witnesses" CD. It's great! I especially like " ". Oh, and who could forget " !". And the classic " , ?" Ah, the memories!
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BUY NOW! Theocratic SONGS for CHILDREN of Jehovah's Witnesses
by Magick invery rarely am i sickened to my stomach anymore.
but, this website i stumbled accross made me run for my barf bag.. why isn't this "brother" counselled for making money off of the society?
...or does he have to pay royalties to the watchtower?.
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Have you ever seen anything strange in the sky?
by JH injust a while ago, i was looking at the clouds in the dark sky, and i saw a rotating pattern of lights, moving clockwise going left, then moving counter clockwise and moving right.
it did that for a while, going back and forth maybe 10 times.
about 100 lights made up this rotating pattern.
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Last summer we were at a party at a friend's house and we were all sitting out on the deck at night. I saw a bright light in the sky that was really far off, maybe miles, but it wasn't a star. Me and another friend watched this object move to the right and then to the left using a couple of tall pine trees as a reference. It then moved up and down. We were all speculating on what it may have been, a satellite, a helicopter, etc., etc., and I went to get some binoculars. Before I could get them, it took off at a fast rate of speed straight up like a gun shot. Then it was gone. It was very strange.
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Is it just me, or is this place all warm and fuzzy today?
by dinah init's been a good day on the forum.
i've been trying to read more old stuff because i took a year off.
it's hard to keep up 'cos this place moves fast!.
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I'm warm and fuzzy, but only in one spot. Oh well.
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Things to do at Bethel
by onacruse injust in case any of you are interested!.
i'm told (and i can't confirm this, perhaps someone else can?
) that this tour company is run by an ex-bethelite (sorta like stoops mfg.)..
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Why would anybody visit Bethel? I'd rather visit something interesting, like Gino's Pizza or Papaya King. Yum.
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Why do they need to be a corporation?
by bluesapphire insince it is illegal for a corporation to have any social interests (a social corporation is an oxymoron), and since the entire purpose of a corporation is to make money for its shareholders, why do they need to be a coroporation to spread the "good news"?.
do the shareholders amass wealth?
are they allowed to sell their stock?.
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Um.... Let's see.... I had a business. Even though I was a Sole Proprietorship, which meant that the company consisted of me, myself and I, (not necessarily in that order) my accountant advised me to incorporate. Why? So, if the business went bankrupt or the business was sued or some other such godawful thing, nobody could touch me personally or sue me, just the business and its assets. Which was me, but that's besides the point. It protects individuals from getting in trouble. Kind of like when an elder abuses a child.... hmmmm..... let's see? Who gets sued? The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, Inc.! The corporation takes it up the proverbial void surrounded by a sphincter muscle, not the elder who snarfled the garthox with the minor. See? It works! The corporation protects the individual from harm! Man, I should be one of those TV lawyers who advertises on daytime TV!
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Be honest, Do you really Enjoy Christmas?
by BluesBrother indansk's christmas tree thread got me to thinking .. in this house we do not celebrate since my wife is still a die hard dub.
i have no complaints about that, it was our joint choice for decades and i an the one that changed .but as witnesses we were always given the negative view of the holiday time :-.
"people feel that they just have to do it although they do not really want to".
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I like Christmas.... the kind of Christmas they show in old movies. I like my Christmas tree and Christmas music and all that stuff. I love having time to be with family. I don't like how commercial it has become, though. I don't like all of the commercials that flat out tell us guys that we're the lowest of scum unless we spend (or have the money to spend) hundreds or thousands of dollars on jewelry for our female-type-companions for Christmas every year. I don't like how everyone feels pressured to buy stuff that they can't afford, and not just for the kids anymore. They want you to buy tons of crap for everyone you know, everyone you work with and everyone you might have made eye contact with on the grocery store for the last 10 years. That stuff makes me sick. I, for one, don't want anyone to buy me anything for Christmas. I'm much happier with friends and family having a good time together. I buy my daughter whatever I can afford and something for the wife if I can, and that's it. To me, the most important thing on Christmas morning is that my family is there and that there isn't one less family member there than there was last year. Eat some ham, watch It's A Wonderful Life and A Christmas Story and watch the kids play with their toys. Yep, that's the greatest thing in the world. Besides sex. Which is also nice to get on Christmas day. Just a tip for the ladies: Sex is free and he'd much rather have that than another stupid tie. Seriously. It's the gift that keeps on giving all year long. Merry Chrismas!
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Guys what chick flicks have you had to suffer through .....
by troubled mind inmy attempt at a fluff thread .. .
this morning listening to local dj's on the radio they opened this subject up to the phone lines ......the male responses were hilarious...i had tears rolling off my cheeks driving home from work .
gave me a new appreciation into man-think .
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Generally, I refuse to suffer through chick flicks, but once I got suckered into seeing Patch Adams. I thought it would be ok because it had Robin Williams, but it was just a chick flick. Pissed me off.
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Opportunity knocked ... she slammed the door in it's face!
by Frequent_Fader_Miles incheck out this conversation i had with a "sister".
sister: the last man i loved proposed to me.
he offered me everything he had.. ffm: and what happened?.
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Trygon, I thought God killed a kitten every time someone masturbates. Wow. He kills kittens for all kinds of reasons, doesn't he?
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Caught quite a doozy at the meeting Thursday night...
by B_Deserter inok, get this.... .
according to the man that gave this talk, we don't need to worry about whether it was possible for the jonah story to be true (surviving in the stomach of a sea-going animal for three days without dying), it was true because god said it, and that's what proves it to be true.
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Here in the Atlanta area, there are a lot of freakazoid religious nutjobs who drive around with bumperstickers that say "The Bible said it, I believe it, that settles it." How can you reason with somebody like that? Hell, I'm just glad the bible didn't say to shoot fat white guys, 'cuz one of these nuts would be shooting at my ass all the time!
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One of the most horrible things I've ever seen...
by Gregor inon weekends i am the conductor on a luxury train (fri. and sat evening.
dinner and sun.
morning brunch) that takes passengers on a 31 mile trip through the hood river valley.
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My old landlord chewed tobacco. I always knew when he dropped by the house because I could see where he spit outside. When I first moved to the town I live in, people would even chew tobacco in the local grocery store and spit on the floor. That's REALLY disgusting.