Bye, Hippy Dippy Weather Man. You were the best!!!!
He said, "You can prick your finger.....but you can't finger your prick".
dogisgod
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George Carlin Has Just Died
by chrisjoel inomg..sad sad sad...just heard on radio ...here in canada.......great comedian and anti religious kinda guy...always brought a smile to my face..... http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/23/george-carlin-dead/.
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Dogs on the bed yes no?
by restrangled inthis is a lighter topic.. how do you feel about your dogs on the bed?
forbid it?.
my boys are allowed on the bed all day but at night we say "down to the crate" the crate happens to be a very expensive leather couch with many pillows.. they listen to what ever we say, but the human bed seems to be the best place.. i change the sheets every other day.....can't stand the itchy, scrachties!.
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dogisgod
My dogs are regularly bathed. "There ain't no bugs on them". I feel very safe and secure with them there. As far as bacteria in their mouths, yes they have a funky kind that you don't want introduced by a bite but humans and cats have worse bacterial bites than dogs. As far as their "kisses" go. Once my ex husband said "do you know where that dogs mouth has been?" I found out later that he was gay so I'm better off with the dog kisses. The dogs are much cleaner, kinder, absolutly non-deceptive, and will defend me to their death, won't steal my identity and take out loans in my name where my work started garnishing my wages until I got a lawyer, unlike my ex. I'll take a dog any day.
And person from Italy, I went to France on vacation and was in the Louvre with groups of Italian vacationers. Their BO was so bad I had to put a kleenex over my mouth and nose. BO is bacteria caused. My dogs smell wonderful. Baby shampoo.
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A Critique of GB Anthony Morriss 2007 Convention Talk - Barb Anderson
by Dogpatch ina painstaking satire/critique of gb anthony morriss 2007 convention talk, .
http://www.freeminds.org/women/morris2007.htm.
they keep following the lamb no matter where he goes".
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dogisgod
Gee, I thought the only mediator between God and humans was Christ. But then I think that was good ol Paul and he was kind of running his own show by that time.
Reading this makes me sick that I was part of that audience for 36 years.
Thank you for the post. Keep them coming.
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Dogs on the bed yes no?
by restrangled inthis is a lighter topic.. how do you feel about your dogs on the bed?
forbid it?.
my boys are allowed on the bed all day but at night we say "down to the crate" the crate happens to be a very expensive leather couch with many pillows.. they listen to what ever we say, but the human bed seems to be the best place.. i change the sheets every other day.....can't stand the itchy, scrachties!.
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Yes, my dogs sleep on the bed. Well, actually only one. The other prefers his bed on the floor. I keep an old sheet on top of the bedspread. There is no problem with "dominance" I am the boss. The big dog on the floor weighs 145lbs and the "little" dog weighs about 80lbs. They never wake me up or disturb my sleep and are wonderful company. When I had four big dogs in the bed it got a little crowded but as long as I got there first they had to do with what is left of the bed. Now Katie only snuggles when it gets a little cold. A one dog night.
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Encounter With Two Lovely, Smiling Jehovah's Witness Ladies
by snapdragon4 inive viewed this site from time to time over the years and thought it was about time i made a contribution.. last monday morning, glorious day, i was on the phone when the doorbell rang.
two happy, smiling jehovahs witness ladies.
they agreed to call back in ten minutes.
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dogisgod
Great job Snappy and welcome!!!!
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I got shunned at Wal-Mart
by loosie inthis is actually hilarious to me.
i am not df'd or da'd.
i just haven't gone for 3 years.. this woman (sister) works at my daughters school.
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I rarely go to Nordstroms but had some time in the mall (and I hate going to malls) and strolled over to see if my work nylons were on sale. There was a sister there looking at socks on sale. I said, "Well Hi Sue. You look great! whats new?" She fled. shunned over sale socks. Boo hoo.
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You Know that You're Really Flucked Up When....
by jamiebowers inyou see a jw on your street and wait for them to come to your door.
yes, seriously, it happened this past tuesday morning.
i saw a jw going to my neighbor's house across the street, so i waited patiently for a knock on my door that never came (at least in the 2 and a half hours before i had to leave the house).
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dogisgod
They could have been doing return visits (used to be called back-calls). They don't come to my house because of my 6ft fence with a lock on it (a friends calls it my "witness protection program"). It's really for the safety of my animals.
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My Sister Finally Called Me... After My JW Brother Completely Told Her Off
by cognac inwell, for those that don't know the story, here's a quick recap.
my sister, mom, and dad felt i was an apostate, freaked out on me, then went to the elders and ratted me out.
i haven't spoken to her in about 2 months because i didn't like the way that she treated me.
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dogisgod
C, This is a breakthrough. A realization that maybe the borg doesn't do people right. Families ebb and flow. Going into your cave isn't a bad thing. I hunker down when things get out of hand. I still function like working and yard stuff but I just stay out of the storm. Too much energy taken from it.
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Does Wearing Your Nations Uniform Automatically Ensure a High Moral Ground?
by hillary_step ini realize that the contents of this thread may enflame the passions of those on all sides of the house.
if your sensibilities are easily damaged, you take yourself to seriously, or your humor is wanting, then be warned this may not be the thread for you.. i have been reading with interest a thread on this board today that is discussing the treatment of us veterans.
i have noticed that when such subjects are discussed there is an automatic assumption that those who don the uniforms of their respective nations, they somehow are automatically walking on a higher moral ground.. i find it all the more puzzling that those who cry the loudest for 'special' treatment for soldiers, and by special i mean as compared to the rest of the working masses, seem to be of an republican bent.
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dogisgod
Anyone can cloak themselves in any arrayment of things. They still are who they are.
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State Truthful Facts About JWs That Make Them Look Bad, Weird, Foolish
by minimus inyou don't need to exaggerate the foibles of jws to get the point across that they are not "the truth".
can you state some facts that show that jehovah's witnesses are not "normal' and that their religion is weird and simply abnormal?.
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dogisgod
I had never heard about blacks becoming white. What a crock! Isn't it true that Adam and Eve HAD to be very dark? It kinda jogs the memory about all the pictures in the publications used to all be about white anglo saxon people. Even Jesus was pictures like superman with blue eyes. I recall
circuit serpent decribed how integration was very difficult for the brothers down south. Really racist roots. Wouldn't they all crap their pants if Jehovah turned out to be a big old sassy black woman wearing trousers? Please let this be true.