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  Tell me about the weirdos in your congro.

  by karter in

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  we had a guy who used to bang on about natural remedies.. at the doors and meetings he would tell everyone what was wrong with them and what to take to remedy it he even told the brothers of for sell coke at the assemblies.. however there was know remedy for his mental health apart from that he was a fat little porker who looked like you could grow spuds on his teeth and washing wasnt big on his agenda last i heard he joined scientology.. we had 4 sisters in the congro pregnant one nut case confessed to the elders he was father to all of them.. one sister used to attack the po's wife in the kh then stand up through the meeting and abuse at the speaker after that they would call the sike team it wasnt uncommon for her to go door to door at midnight.. last i heard she became a counsellor..

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  We had a guy who used to bang on about natural remedies.

  At the doors and meetings he would tell everyone what was wrong with them and what to take to remedy it he even told the brothers of for sell coke at the assemblies.

  However there was know remedy for his mental health apart from that he was a fat little porker who looked like you could grow spuds on his teeth and washing wasnt big on his agenda last i heard he joined scientology.

  We had 4 sisters in the congro pregnant one nut case confessed to the elders he was father to all of them.

  One sister used to attack the po's wife in the kh then stand up through the meeting and abuse at the speaker after that they would call the sike team it wasnt uncommon for her to go door to door at midnight.

  Last i heard she became a counsellor.
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  How many people did you bring into the j.ws & how many to jwd?

  by karter in

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  cant remember how many i brought in , so far 1 to jwd.

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  cant remember how many i brought in , so far 1 to jwd.
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  What 1st made you come to JWD??

  by karter in

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  id been out for a few years my wife brought a computer when she was at the meeting one nite i typed in jws here i am today still learning.

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  i guess we will look at sites we know something about.

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  Id been out for a few years my wife brought a computer when she was at the meeting one nite i typed in jws here i am today still learning.

  I guess we will look at sites we know something about.
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  Did you have a dominant family in your congro??

  by karter in

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  was there one family that ruled your congro?.

  was it referred to as brother so and so congro?.

  if you married into that family were you automatically made an m's or elder?.

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  Was there one family that ruled your congro?

  Was it referred to as brother so and so congro?

  If you married into that family were you automatically made an m's or Elder?
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  Whats the weirdest case that was handled in your congro??

  by karter in

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  we had one were a guy screwed his dog.. a guy got his step daughter pregnant and ran off with her, his wife committed sue-aside , in our country you can't marry your step children if you are the course of the brake up however apparently its not against scriptural law so the congregation gave them a marriage.. we had 4 sisters pregnant in the congro (all married) this bro of questionable mental health confessed to the elders to being father of them all.. .

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  We had one were a guy screwed his dog.

  A guy got his step daughter pregnant and ran off with her, his wife committed sue-aside , in our country you can't marry your step children if you are the course of the brake up however apparently its not against scriptural law so the congregation gave them a marriage.

  We had 4 sisters pregnant in the congro (all married) this bro of questionable mental health confessed to the elders to being father of them all.
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  The JWD Awards ,Oscars of the JWD world winners !!

  by karter in

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  best overall poster: a round of appulase for minimus.. best supporting poster: put your hands togeather for flipper.. best researeher: lets here it for blondie.. best single post :no clear winner here lots of good posts i think it should go to the person(s) who broke the sex abouse pay outs.. best new poster: 2007:stand up and take a bow r.f.. thats it for this year folks post hard for next year.. .

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  Best overall poster: A round of appulase for MINIMUS.

  Best supporting poster: put your hands togeather for FLIPPER.

  Best researeher: lets here it for BLONDIE.

  Best single post :No clear winner here lots of good posts I think it should go to the person(s) who broke the sex abouse pay outs.

  Best new poster: 2007:stand up and take a bow R.f.

  Thats it for this year folks post hard for next year.
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  Time for Jokes.....Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!

  by new boy in

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  i like rodney dangerfielsd's .

  "so i hear a knock at the door.

  i open the door and there are two jehovah's witness, they look at me and both say 'they are not interested' ....i get no respect.. and .

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  What do you get when you cross a J.W with a Hells Angle?

  Someone who comes to your door and tells you to f........... off
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  Know anyone who was appointed to a position wile doing something wrong??

  by karter in

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  one guy an accountant was made an elder wile he was stealing money from people he was doing there accounts for lots of j.ws and others.. the tax dept said "it was a very sophisticated scam" got prosecuted for $880.000 but much more involved went to jail for 2 to 3 years.. another made p.o got caught screwing his own daughter.. to many drunks to mention..

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  One guy an accountant was made an elder wile he was stealing money from people he was doing there accounts for lots of J.Ws and others.

  The tax dept said "it was a very sophisticated scam" got prosecuted for $880.000 but much more involved went to jail for 2 to 3 years.

  Another made P.O got caught screwing his own daughter.

  To many drunks to mention.
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  The JWD awards for 2007 your votes please

  by karter in

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  the categories are.

  1: best overall poster .

  2: best supporting poster.

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  The categories are

  1: Best overall poster

  2: Best supporting poster

  3: Best researcher

  4: Best single post for 2007

  5: Best new poster ( some one who started posting 2007)

  please post your vote before new years day
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  Whats the worst thing you have heard from the stage???

  by karter in

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  at a circuit assembly the co stopped his talk and asked the attendants to remove a crying baby and his mother .. she go up walked out the back started crying as she was studying she never came back.. saved by the co i say..

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  Changeling.

  His name was Hans Houbbler commonly known as Hans Hitler he was so disliked when he visited the congregation only the elderly widows would have him & his wife stay they even had problems getting people to have him for meals.