What do you get when you cross a J.W with a Hells Angle?
Someone who comes to your door and tells you to f........... off
karter
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Time for Jokes.....Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!
by new boy ini like rodney dangerfielsd's .
"so i hear a knock at the door.
i open the door and there are two jehovah's witness, they look at me and both say 'they are not interested' ....i get no respect.. and .
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Know anyone who was appointed to a position wile doing something wrong??
by karter inone guy an accountant was made an elder wile he was stealing money from people he was doing there accounts for lots of j.ws and others.. the tax dept said "it was a very sophisticated scam" got prosecuted for $880.000 but much more involved went to jail for 2 to 3 years.. another made p.o got caught screwing his own daughter.. to many drunks to mention..
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karter
One guy an accountant was made an elder wile he was stealing money from people he was doing there accounts for lots of J.Ws and others.
The tax dept said "it was a very sophisticated scam" got prosecuted for $880.000 but much more involved went to jail for 2 to 3 years.
Another made P.O got caught screwing his own daughter.
To many drunks to mention.
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The JWD awards for 2007 your votes please
by karter inthe categories are.
1: best overall poster .
2: best supporting poster.
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karter
The categories are
1: Best overall poster
2: Best supporting poster
3: Best researcher
4: Best single post for 2007
5: Best new poster ( some one who started posting 2007)
please post your vote before new years day
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Whats the worst thing you have heard from the stage???
by karter inat a circuit assembly the co stopped his talk and asked the attendants to remove a crying baby and his mother .. she go up walked out the back started crying as she was studying she never came back.. saved by the co i say..
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karter
Changeling.
His name was Hans Houbbler commonly known as Hans Hitler he was so disliked when he visited the congregation only the elderly widows would have him & his wife stay they even had problems getting people to have him for meals.
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Whats the worst thing you have heard from the stage???
by karter inat a circuit assembly the co stopped his talk and asked the attendants to remove a crying baby and his mother .. she go up walked out the back started crying as she was studying she never came back.. saved by the co i say..
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karter
At a circuit assembly the co stopped his talk and asked the attendants to remove a crying baby and his mother .
She go up walked out the back started crying as she was studying she never came back.
Saved by the co I say.
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What are some J.W buzz words you hope to never hear again??
by karter inthe elders will sort it out aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg.
we realy do like field service.
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karter
The Elders will sort it out aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg
We realy do like field service
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Did the w.t.s admit any fault in the child abuse cases??
by karter inas there is a gaging order we may never know.. i believe in these cases they admit to nothing the legal term is "without prejudice" and make the payment as such.. however in the elders book at a j.c if the if they have proof the person has done something wrong and will not admit to it they are to be d.fed.
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karter
As there is a gaging order we may never know.
I believe in these cases they admit to nothing the legal term is "without prejudice" and make the payment as such.
However in the Elders book at a J.C if the if they have proof the person has done something wrong and will not admit to it they are to be D.Fed
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fastfoward 20/20 were do you see the wts?
by karter ini'm sure it will be around but how big i don't know.. as the older ones die off or become inactive there doesn't seem to be as many stepping up to take there place as one elder said to me recently " iv'e just come from a meeting at bethal they talked a lot about how much of this generation we have lost it seems we have skipped a generation ".. after alot of growth in the 80's and early 90's things seemed to have tailed off in the western world .. in 1992 i helped build the kh i used to go to it was built to hold 250 it was about 3/4 full and growing now it has about 100 publishers they had 9 reg pioneers then now maybe 1 or 2 the enthusiasm seems to have faded at best.. i went to the talk with my wife the other week (she still active) alot asleep or staring into space when i left after the talk the was alot of people milling around and talking in the lobby.. what will happen in the future i don't know it's co's vist this week everyone will get reved up but it seems to faid just as quick.. your thoughts??
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karter
I'm sure it will be around but how big i don't know.
As the older ones die off or become inactive there doesn't seem to be as many stepping up to take there place as one Elder said to me recently " Iv'e just come from a meeting at Bethal they talked a lot about how much of this generation we have lost it seems we have skipped a generation ".
After alot of growth in the 80's and early 90's things seemed to have tailed off in the western world .
In 1992 i helped build the KH i used to go to it was built to hold 250 it was about 3/4 full and growing now it has about 100 publishers they had 9 reg pioneers then now maybe 1 or 2 the enthusiasm seems to have faded at best.
I went to the talk with my wife the other week (she still active) alot asleep or staring into space when i left after the talk the was alot of people milling around and talking in the lobby.
What will happen in the future i don't know it's CO's vist this week everyone will get reved up but it seems to faid just as quick.
Your thoughts??
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get rich quick schemes, multilevel marketing, pyramid schemes and JWs
by marmot infrom my experience growing up in the jws there were two big recurring themes when it came to making money: .
1 - window washing or other janitorial work .
2 - cheezy "get rich quick" schemes and other cult-like sales practices .
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karter
We had one family in our congro who were into every get rich quick scheme going so much so the P.O gave a talk about it.
At the time they were into a travel scheme (it got shut down by the government) .
One of them was flatting with my mate he put an ad in the newspaper and asked us to take down the phone numbers when he was out so we put down the P.o's number and he rang it .
He was so brainwashed by these schemes when the P.o answered he went into his spiel .
Needless to say he was called into the library next meeting
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karter
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