The best one i heard was a married couple who said they sold their house to go pionering.
The truth was they built this flash house becouse all his family had flash houses but could'nt afford the morgage and sold it becouse they had to.
There was a sister in their congro selling appartments off the plans and told them they could sell them when finished at a tidy profit.
Well the whole thing went belly up and they were bankrupted and he had to step down as an Elder.
So the truth was......We sold the house becouse we had to..he never went pionering...we went into a houseing scheme hopeing to make alot of money and last everything.