Symposium: “Imitate Those Who Maintain Intimacy with Jehovah”
· How Abraham did so
· How Ruth did so
· How Hezekiah did so
· How Mary did so
How very odd. Three OT examples and only one NT example. And of all people, they chose Mary, mother of Jesus. Forget the apostles, they must not rank very high since they followed Jesus instead of Jehovah. Hell, I'm surprised Jesus didn't even make the list since he is supposed to be God's second-in-command!
Symposium – “Allow Nothing to Distance You From Jehovah”
· Satan’s Subtle Efforts (i.e. Apostates, worldly friends)
· Pride ("You think you're anointed? Pfff... You still mean nothing.)
· Money ("Forget 40 hours/wk. You should only work 20 hrs, donate your paycheck, and Jehovah will provide the rest."
· Health ("Cancer? The paradise is almost here. What's that? You want treatment? Have ye little faith in the promises of the bOrg?")
· Career ("Pass up all opportunities in life that offer free tuition, promotions, or simply a better paying job. It's Satan. Oh, and you belong to us.")
· Recreation ("Field service is relaxing. Don't you find it relaxing and refreshing when you share Bible truths? You should!")
· Family ("Never let anyone, even your own blood, to get in the way of you learning Bible truths. Or else you will die.")
· Technology ("Run, don't walk, away from Facebook, myspace, twitter, the internet! It's Satan! He went to college and learned how to set up and create all these technologies around us to distract us from serving the GB! Run!")
Now this actually offends me. Why in the hell would the WT recommend ignoring your health to serve the Org? Don't they know they need as many members alive and healthy so they can serve as long as possible? If you start letting them die off, there won't be any left!