I see you get my analogy within an analogy. I used this analogy on a dub and he was dumbfounded, and his accomplice had nothing either...maybe it was TOO deep for them, I didn't think so. Gotta love it! Thanks for posting. Blessings.....
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I have a great analogy for the Watchtower/UN scandal....it's helpful
by middleman inhey yall, i was thinking of the watchtower/un scandal the other day and came up with this analogy.
so far on here ive heard the ymca and the vatican analogies, which i like also.
mine goes like this.. .
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I have a great analogy for the Watchtower/UN scandal....it's helpful
by middleman inhey yall, i was thinking of the watchtower/un scandal the other day and came up with this analogy.
so far on here ive heard the ymca and the vatican analogies, which i like also.
mine goes like this.. .
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Hey ya’ll, I was thinking of the Watchtower/UN scandal the other day and came up with this analogy. So far on here I’ve heard the YMCA and the Vatican analogies, which I like also. Mine goes like this….
Lets just say that I’m a baseball agent and I take you on as a client. I tell you that you can play for any team but have NOTHING to do with the Dodgers because they have mafia ties, bad business dealings, and they push steroids onto their players. One day I’m informed by an acquaintance that they saw you on the local sports news (or the Guardian) at a Dodger batting practice, wearing a Dodger helmet (or UN) and a
“ Las Vegas 51s” (their AAA farm team) shirt (or DPI).
I do some further investigating and find that you have been playing for the “Las Vegas 51s” (owned by the Dodgers) for awhile behind my back. I read newspaper clippings and see you in pictures with Dodger coaches (or UN officials), at Dodger practices (or UN library facilities), Dodger charities (or human rights activities), and I even saw you dressed in a Dodger uniform in the dugout at a game (or UN hearings/meetings). I finally confront you after my research and ask you why you disobeyed me. First you tell me “oh I don’t play for the Dodgers, it’s just their “registered” AAA farm team.” I then say “well how come I saw you in a Dodger uniform in the dugout at a game“? You say “oh hehehe I never played in the game (or never claimed consultative status with the ECOSOC), I just watched it (or was at the UN meetings).
My last straw is when I say “AH HA!, but I saw you at batting practice, batting away with all the rest of the Dodgers.” You smirk at me and say “don’t worry, I was just improving my swing” (or using the UN libraries/facilities for information to help pre-empt the UN’s dealings with the Watchtower). After time, everyone keeps telling you that you’re a hypocrite for being a Dodger. You keep insisting that you only played for their farm team, and only got pointers here and there from them. I say “what part of have NOTHING to do with the Dodgers do you not understand“?
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Thanks Atlantis, as always you rock. BTW, that UN info I got has been set to good use. My new motto is "enlightening.....two at a time". I will make a thread soon about this. Blessings.........
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Spain leads the way in placing women in positions if power
by llbh inhttp://www.independent.co.uk/news/europe/closing-the-gender-gap-why-women-now-reign-in-spain-809619.html.
i noticed this article in the paper i get .
the most unfair domination is that of one half of humanity over the other.
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I had to pipe in here, my girlfriend is from Madrid Spain. We've thought about moving there but hey who knows. Blessings........
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CNN commentary on Texas taking custody of the children of that sect....
by CaptainSchmideo inhttp://www.cnn.com/2008/crime/04/16/sunny.child/index.html.
i have to admit, i've been kinda watching this nervously.
it's too close to a slippery slope to just come in and take kids from a religion en masse, but at the same time, forcing underage girls into marriages is sick sick sick.. .
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All I can say is that damn they are a weird bunch. The "unibrow" when asked certain questions that would easily put the nails in, she diverted her comments to cry out about her kids. It's a sad case, but I feel that these kids need to be out of there. It's a tough decision but it needed to be done. All you have to do is look in their eyes to see how dingy they are. Does this brainwashing sound familiar?
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An angel appeared to me...
by AlmostAtheist inat least, i assume it was an angel.
(the 'wings' were a clue!
this angel spake unto me, saying, 'start for me a stupid topic, that i may amuse myself with it.
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I didn't receive a "revelation" from them or talk to them, but was spared a head on collision while driving. I'll explain in full details later.
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An angel appeared to me...
by AlmostAtheist inat least, i assume it was an angel.
(the 'wings' were a clue!
this angel spake unto me, saying, 'start for me a stupid topic, that i may amuse myself with it.
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I did in fact see two angels years ago. I think I'm gonna make a thread of my experience. Now before you laugh me off this board, consider my future writing of this. Blessings........
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I got it months ago from this site. Maybe I can email it to you or some other way? I'm curious what are you looking for in it? Blessings.........
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Photos of you with someone famous?
by sacolton inanyone have any pictures of themselves with someone famous (singer, actor, author, etc.)?.
i got a chance to meet paul williams (singer/actor) of "phantom of the paradise" and composer of great many songs like.
"just an old fashioned love song", "the rainbow connection", "you and me against the world", "we've only just begun", etc .... .
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I forgot that I did valet for some years as well. I have drove many famous folks' cars, how's that for potential blackmail hehe. Blessings.........
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Criticism worthy of your time
by johnnyc inas i read posts throughout this site, i became amazed at some of the criticism people have actually spent time creating, reading (as i did), and responding to.
dont get me wrong, some of what i read are good issues that seem worthy (to me) of discussion, but to be honest, i find that 90% of the posts are based on ridiculous petty topics that are obviously tied to a sense of deep hatred of the wtbts.
i can appreciate that some of the people who leave such post, and have this hatred, are taking their time to discuss such things as part of a therapeutic process to combat the fact they spent a large portion of their life dedicated to an organization they feel abandoned them at some point.
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Great post yknot.