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  Wear Your Motorcycle Helmet

  by Justitia Themis in

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  never mind.

  i can't get the picture to post.

  if an administrator would like to delete this thread, that would be great.. .

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  Makes one wonder why 150 MPH crouch rockets are still legal? I think it's time to limit them to a 100 MPH for road versions

  A few years ago, all 4 major Japanese brands, along with Ducati, BMW, and Aprilia, agreed to impose top-speed limits on their products, in the hopes of stemming future legislation. The manufacturers came up with the figure of 300kmh (186 MPH), and agreed not to exceed it. Some will say that the limit should be lowered. I disagree, not from the fact that I think that going over the speed limit is smart, but because this kind of "we know what's best for you" legislation turns my stomach. Let the flaming begin.

  Viva La Figa
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  Another reason for leaving.

  by crapola in

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  i've been trying to think of a reason to stay with the wt org.

  can't think of one,but can think of many reasons why ineed to leave.

  first of all, a few years ago when i thought the bros. were god, i tried to help my daughter who was having kindof a hard time.

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  Afew months later we all made plans to go to a concert, of course when this good friend finds that my daughter is going, her and the she-male of the cong. come over quoting scriptures on why they can't go with me if she comes too.

  When she says she-male, she means the biggest bull-dyke you've ever seen in your life (no offense to any lesbians in the group). This Ol' Gal could swing a sledgehammer harder than I can, and I'm one big fella. Another thing about her was her fanaticism. Once, when I was younger, one of my friends was at a "get-together" and was doing a bad imitation of a jungle head-hunter, you know, saying stuff like "ooga booga", just simple kidplay. Well, Ol' Gal waddles her way over there, pulls my friend to the side, and proceeds to chastise him for using "improper language". This bitch said that it was possible that my friend was saying swear-words in another language, and "as Christians" we wouldn't want to do something like that.

  What a douchebag.

  sooner7nc
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  I believe Hugh Hefner may be God! Who would you pick? LOL!

  by dawg in

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  ok, so i read what all of you would do with $200 million.

  many of you posted something about playboy bunnies and the like....i think we'd all agree that hugh hefner has it made.

  my college roommate used to believe that hugh hefner was god himself and i can understand his thinking.

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  Larry Flynt.

  By the way, Crapola found one between my mattress and the springs of my bed when I was a teenager. She didn't say a word, but left me a note about how she didn't think I needed to be looking at stuff like that, and that she was disappointed in me. I felt lower than a snakes belly.

  sooner7nc
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  Police 1 Witnesses 0

  by cluless in

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  about a month ago i phoned the local police that every saturday a couple of religiouse people were knocking on doors in the local area.

  i explained i was concerned that there message was most unpleasant and comprised of either we converted to there religon or god would kill us and our families.

  i gave the police the name and telephone number of one of the witnesses.

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  F'em
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  Voting

  by crapola in

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  i'm watching the news and wondering who all out there are going to take advantage of the privilege to vote?

  i'm not a registered voter yet.

  but who knows imight be soon.

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  Yes Mother, I will be voting this year.
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  Proof that President Bush is evil

  by IP_SEC in

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  need i say more???

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  Thanks, glad to be of assistance, but now I have to go home. Until we meet again...Vaya con Dios!
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  Proof that President Bush is evil

  by IP_SEC in

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  need i say more???

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  I can't beleive this, 13 posts and nobody's said "pussy" yet. Damnit people, put some effort into your posts.
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  A little bit of this...a little bit of that.....

  by coffee_black in

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  a friend of mine sent me the following... gave me a laugh...and a few surprises.

  in the 1400's a law was set forth in england that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.

  hence we have 'the rule of thumb' .

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  But if ya get a dog wings, you can let it lick your elbows. Problem solved
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  STRICKLY HYPOTHETICAL......

  by agapa37 in

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  this question is a hypothetical one, posing a, what would you do type situation.

  think back to the days of the bible kings for the nation of israel.

  there were bad kings who took israel off track by their rule and some good kings who instituded changes that brought them back on track.

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  Dismantle it ENTIRELY

  I agree, if by dismantle, you mean the use of several hundred pounds of C4 and some detonators placed at strategic locations around the planet.

  Seriously, reforming this mess would likely lead to so much splintering and imploding that you would be left with several smaller "truths" as bad as the first.
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  you know you are an apostate when.....

  by loosie in

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  you buy a plush rabbit for your collection and you see that the name of it is " flip flop" and you think of the wt society rather than a summer sandal.. .

  add your own....

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  sooner7nc

  when you reach up and feel your wonderful chin whiskers, and know that you don't have to shave them off.