Sister Rossetta answers all my Biblical questions these days.
Ginny, wondering if Yadirf wears boxers or briefs . . . I bet Lilacs knows!
Dear Sister Rossetta,
We are several concerned, God fearing men, who need your enlightenment on a subject that most men have to deal with. Does Satan use a man's underwear choice against him? The debate between boxers or briefs is just too confusing, and we were seeking your advice as to which should be worn, to protect the family jewels from the burning flames of hell. Also, what about thongs and g-strings, are those bad too, because the women really like them, or should we just go freestyle, the way we were born?
Thanks,
The Fraternal Order of Buttmonkeys
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Dear Fraternal Order of Buttmonkeys:
Deceived Christians think that Jesus will allow them through the pearly gates regardless of the underwear they choose. Not so! The Bible Clearly States that to guarantee admittance into heaven, men's underwear must go up to the neck, down to the wrists, and down to the ankles!
Today's stubborn generation ignores that sweet promise in exchange for vanity and comfort. Men are left to choose between boxers and briefs.
Some gamble their salvation on the garment that covers the most skin--the boxer. But only a hedonist could endure the free-swinging movement that boxers allow! God's verdict is clear: You must wear "Tighty-Whities."
The Bible Clearly States you are forbidden to "go commando" or "free-style." That's a sin! And any woman who suggests you wear a thong or g-string is a strumpet and a whore! God has spoken.
Sister Rossetta
Caution: Of late, satanic hybrid undergarments called boxer-briefs have become popular in the secular world. Don't be fooled! If you wear them, you'll go straight to Hell as surely as all those models for Abercrombie, Structure, and Calvin Klein!
from http://www.rossetta.com/990711.htm