No, I'm not! But sometimes the systems administrator doesn't want me to.
Dogaradodya
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Are You Ever Afraid To Post Your Views On This Board?
by minimus indo you ever get nervous making a post, knowing that perhaps you''re going to get "picked on" in one way or another??
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144,000 Jokes
by Dogaradodya inbut sometimes true... .
by pete.
lets share jokes about the 144,000. .
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Dogaradodya
Thanks! Harsh is what I eat for breakfast.
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144,000 Jokes
by Dogaradodya inbut sometimes true... .
by pete.
lets share jokes about the 144,000. .
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Dogaradodya
I'm truly sorry, Gopher. I apologize. It's not in my honest intention to spam the board. I just want to send some good music.
I've never scrolled down on the home page before. I'm new to the board. I've just found out that there is this Jokes & Humour segment, so I thought of putting my jokes here where they belong.
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Dogaradodya
Can intelligence be found in non-living matter?
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144,000 Jokes
by Dogaradodya inbut sometimes true... .
by pete.
lets share jokes about the 144,000. .
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Dogaradodya
But sometimes true...
"But I am of the 144,000!! I'm Am, I Tell You, I Am!!"by Pete
Let’s share jokes about the 144,000.
How do you know if an “anointed” or a "remnant" guy is a fake or has a screw loose?
1. He always carries with him an ointment to anoint his muscles and joints.
2. Every time he meets the brethren, he offers his right hand for them to kiss.
3. He wears remnant clothing at the Memorial.
4. Before drinking the wine, he inquires about the brand.
5. Before drinking the wine, he raises the goblet, looks around and says, "Cheers!"
6. After drinking the wine, he asks for another shot.
7. He wasn't served the bread and wine (the elders opted not to serve him), so he brought out his own and partook of them.
8. When he was about to eat the bread, his misty-eyed wife was overheard as saying, "Papa, don't!" while one of his 12 children mingled about him as saying, "Gimme some..."
9. Before partaking of either the bread or the wine, he makes a sign of the cross.
10. He partook of the bread and wine but was not talked to afterwards.
11. He partook of the bread and wine but the elders announced, "No partakers."
12. He partook of the bread and wine but only showed up at the KH for the Memorial after an awol of five years.
13. Before going to the Memorial, he was already tipsy but partook of the bread and wine anyway.
14. After the Memorial wherein he partook of the bread and wine, he went to the Blueroom and continued his drinking spree with the elders.
15. Come Memorial day, he goes to the park looking for the grave of Jesus.
16. Whenever he comes to Bethel, he lifts both arms, looks skyward and utters, "Ar-ma-ged-donnn!"
17. He's Chinese and can't pronounce "Jehovah" well -- sounds like "Bo-hooo-daaa."
18. He knows his number: "I'm the 143,999th member."
19. Instead of saying, "I'm one of 144,000," he says, "I'm 144,000."
20. He’s telling everybody including the police.
How do you know if an “anointed” or a "remnant" guy is a genius?
He partakes of the bread and wine, wears thick eyeglasses, looks like Einstein and is only 12 years old.
How do you know if an “anointed” or a "remnant" guy is for real?
You never know, but most likely, he looks like Mr. Bean while she looks like his girlfriend.
What’s the difference between a “greater remnant” and a “lesser remnant”?
1. A greater remnant calls himself a “faithful and discreet slave” while a lesser remnant is just his faithful slave.
2. A greater remnant partly owns the Watchtower while a lesser remnant just hawks the magazine and can’t even qualify for Bethel.
3. A greater remnant is sterile while a lesser remnant is fertile.
What does a “greater remnant” say on meeting a “lesser remnant”?
1. Do I know you?
2. Okay, what’s the password?
3. What’s your number?
Soundtrack: Beethoven Piano Concerto No. 5 "Emperor" as performed by Krystian Zimerman with the Weiner Philharmoniker conducted by Leonard Bernstein on YouTube
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2002 Body Of Elders (BOE) Letter?
by feenx inhey everybody :)
i've tried searching through past threads, however all the links seem to be outdated.
does anyone have the 2002 boe letters?
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Dogaradodya
Excuse me but I'm just dropping this bomb so I can be a Jedi in 100 days and be able to start Star Wars.
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My ancestors were really big
by JH inhttp://www.cnn.com/2008/tech/science/01/16/super.rat/index.html
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Dogaradodya
Excuse me but I'm just dropping this bomb so I can be a Jedi in 100 days and be able to start Star Wars.
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My First Interview
by Abandoned inwell, all that work on my resume has finally paid off.
i just received a telephone call to set up my first interview.
it's today at 1:00. if anyone has any access positive vibes or warm thoughts, i'd sure appreciate if you could send them my way.
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Dogaradodya
Excuse me but I'm just dropping this bomb so I can be a Jedi in 100 days and be able to start Star Wars.
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"Bad association, spoils useful habits" - Gag!
by WingCommander inanyone who was raised a jw like myself, immediately cringes at the site or sound of this quotation (from 1 cor i believe?).
as a child and especially a teenager, this quote even above others was most rammed down my throat like bad medicine.
it was the end-all, be-all quote to stop any discussion that might lead to any kind of fun or "normal" childhood activity outside of jw's.
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Dogaradodya
Excuse me but I'm just dropping this bomb so I can be a Jedi in 100 days and be able to start Star Wars.
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A question about wireless internet connection....
by Gregor in... we have left it unsecured, that is, no password to access it.
i know this means that someone near by can use our connection, but what are the dangers of this, if any?
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Dogaradodya
Excuse me but I'm just dropping this bomb so I can be a Jedi in 100 days and be able to start Star Wars.