Welcome dysfunction!
Frankly I do not want to go to heaven because there is no food, sex, or sleep.
Who said there is no food or sleep?
Revelation 19:9 (New International Version)
9 Then the angel said to me, "Write: 'Blessed are those who are invited to the wedding supper of the Lamb!' " And he added, "These are the true words of God."
Luke 14:15 (New International Version)
15 When one of those at the table with him heard this, he said to Jesus, "Blessed is the man who will eat at the feast in the kingdom of God."
Hebrews 4:10 (New International Version)
10 for anyone who enters God's rest also rests from his own work, just as God did from his.
Jesus has the physical resurrection body already (being the firstborn of many brothers) and He clearly eats.
Luke 24:39-42 (English Standard Version)
39 See my hands and my feet, that it is I myself. Touch me, and see. For a spirit does not have flesh and bones as you see that I have." 40 And when he had said this, he showed them his hands and his feet. 41 And while they still disbelieved for joy and were marveling, he said to them, "Have you anything here to eat?" 42 They gave him a piece of broiled fish, [ a ]
Footnotes:
- Luke 24:42 Some manuscripts add and some honeycomb
John 21:15 (English Standard Version)
Jesus and Peter
15 When they had finished breakfast, Jesus said to Simon Peter, "Simon, son of John, do you love me more than these?" He said to him, "Yes, Lord; you know that I love you." He said to him, "Feed my lambs." Unfortunately, it is those who go the the second death who will never have any rest
Psalm 95:11 (New International Version)
11 So I declared on oath in my anger,
"They shall never enter my rest."
Matthew 25:46 (New International Version)
46 "Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life."
Jude 1:7 (New International Version)
7 In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.
Revelation 14:11 (New International Version)
11 And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."
Revelation 20:10 (New International Version)
10 And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
Blessings,
Stephen