There was a young man Tote
Who believed all that the "faithful and discreet slave" wrote
Until he came to jw.com
and discovered that the slave had chopped off his schlong
So he joined the apostates as a Goat.
gravedancer
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Post your poems, or others' poems
by ashitaka inthis is my view of the witnesses, keeping to the jw theme here.
i'll post a nice love poem too to make up for it.. comon people, show me your work, or stuff that you like!.
ashi.
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Today's Logic Puzzle
by Farkel inin a certain circuit, all elders are jerks.. 1/2 of all the ministerial servants are also jerks.. 1/2 of all the jerks in that circuit are elders.. there are 40 elders are 46 ministerial servants.. no elder is a ministerial servant.. 1/2 of the number of jerks who are not elders or ministerial servants are pedophiles.. how many pedophiles are there in that circuit?.
farkel.
"i didn't mean what i meant.
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gravedancer
How have ya been Fark?
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Today's Logic Puzzle
by Farkel inin a certain circuit, all elders are jerks.. 1/2 of all the ministerial servants are also jerks.. 1/2 of all the jerks in that circuit are elders.. there are 40 elders are 46 ministerial servants.. no elder is a ministerial servant.. 1/2 of the number of jerks who are not elders or ministerial servants are pedophiles.. how many pedophiles are there in that circuit?.
farkel.
"i didn't mean what i meant.
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gravedancer
Farkel - I stand by my answer that you are one "jerk off"!!
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Today's Logic Puzzle
by Farkel inin a certain circuit, all elders are jerks.. 1/2 of all the ministerial servants are also jerks.. 1/2 of all the jerks in that circuit are elders.. there are 40 elders are 46 ministerial servants.. no elder is a ministerial servant.. 1/2 of the number of jerks who are not elders or ministerial servants are pedophiles.. how many pedophiles are there in that circuit?.
farkel.
"i didn't mean what i meant.
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gravedancer
The question allows people to key off the fact that there are 80 jerks in the circuit based on the fact that 1/2 of all the jerks are elders and all the elders are jerks. Therefore, if there are 40 elders then there are 80 jerks in the circuit.
If Half of the Ministerial Servants (1/2 of 46) are jerks then 23 Ministerial Servants are jerks too.
So 40 Elders + 23 Ministerial Servants gives 63 jerks. That means there are 17 Jerks who are not either Ministerial Servamts or Elders.
1/2 of that remaining number of Jerks are Pedophiles – thus giving you 8½ jerks who are pedophiles.
So the important question (which I think has an obvious answer) is are all Pedophiles Jerks?
The obvious answer is 8/12. But since it is impossible to have half a person, according to Farkel you must be one “jerk off”!!!!!
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Blood Card Scans for 2001, 2002
by AlanF inhere are scans of the "advance medical directive" (blood card) for 2001 and 2002. also shown is the "identity card" for minors for 2002.. note that the watchtower society cancelled distribution of the 2002 cards, and instructed that jws use the 2001 card until further notice.. card for 2001, page 2:.
card for 2002, page 2:.
card for 2002, page 1:.
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Is this world ruled by Demons and are we?
by Mindchild into me, one of the most pathetic and lamest of all watchtower teachings is the fantasy that satan and the demons rule the world.
the witnesses are terrified of these demons getting into their minds through everything from wearing old clothes bought at the thrift store to smoking cigarettes (remember all drugs give demons easy access to your mind.).
they would have you believe that each country on earth is controlled by really big mean and tough demons (hey demons cant be nice you know) and they are actively controlling the minds of the political leaders in a global chess game because they have nothing better to do.. i was wondering then if anyone can show me a single itsy bitsy tiny amount of evidence to show any credible physical evidence or logical/metaphysical reasoning to back the jw ideological boogey men.
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MC,
Didn't you know that the Greek word for spititism is "Pharmacia". drugs do allow spirits to possess you when you leave your mind open.
no wonder I am so terrified of going to Walgreens!!!!
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Facts on car companies
by closer2fine inreceived this as an email (obviously directed to americans):.
below is a list of automobile manufacturers showing how they contributed to the relief and recovery efforts of september 11, 2001.. .
1. ford- $1 million to american red cross matching employee.
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gravedancer
I see and did you know that VW owns Audi? so that cancels that slam
Also, Daimler committed more than 10 times the amount of GM or Ford. VW 5 times as much.
I hope to see Americans being 10 times more loyal in their buying patterns when they consider buying their Mercedes over a GM or Ford vehicle.
And I hope to see 5times the loyalty to VW as opposed to GM and Ford.
Xenophobia shows its stupidity once again.
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Is CONSCIOUNESS a Type of Quantum Knowledge?
by D wiltshire in"quantum reality" by nick herbert .
page248 subheading:.
is consciouness a type of quantum knowledge?.
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gravedancer
Larc,
We cannot prove it either way at this point. The technology to prove whether quantum physics is involved in consciousness or not is still not developed fully.
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Is CONSCIOUNESS a Type of Quantum Knowledge?
by D wiltshire in"quantum reality" by nick herbert .
page248 subheading:.
is consciouness a type of quantum knowledge?.
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gravedancer
dwilt,
I acknowledge that this thread is about whether consciousness is best "described" by quantum theory. Sorry if I assumed that we would get into whether it is about god or not. It is a favorite subject for creationsits to bring up (hence my prior post).
As far as my opinions on it go - I tend to agree with the work done on synaptic physiology to correlate how consciousness and the internal workings of synaptic formation and strengthening can potenitally creat consciousness. The stronger the synaptic cord gets the more it starts affecting/being part of what we call consciousness. Frederick Beck is a good person to search for with regard to his work on synapses and consciousness.
With regard to physics and quantum theory and how it relates check out the work by theory of Objective Reduction from Roger Penrose but also check out the criticism thereof by Rick Grush. A web search should get this info for you.
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gravedancer
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