http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-tc-nw-moon-water-1113-1114nov14,0,1039358.story.
how do you think the witnesses will explain this one..... x.
See, if someone had've just remembered to shut the windows all those people wouldn't have been destroyed....
BTS - the water alone doesn't prove that there has been life there, I'm more wondering what witnesses would say as to just why would God have created water on the moon...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-tc-nw-moon-water-1113-1114nov14,0,1039358.story.
how do you think the witnesses will explain this one..... x.
I must be tired, I laughed pretty hard at the bermuda triangle thing.
Actually I'm picturing the new understanding already. All the questions we've had for years about where to dump the overflow once the paradise earth is chockers... Don't you see? All this time God has had a plan in place to start shifting the excess death-defying humans up to the moon.
Problem is how to get them there with only horses and carts. Hmmmm...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-tc-nw-moon-water-1113-1114nov14,0,1039358.story.
how do you think the witnesses will explain this one..... x.
Am I reading too much into this? Witnesses are adamant that we are the only beings in the universe, being on The Planet of God's Footstool and all.
So if God created everything, that means he created water on the moon - doesn't this really blow away the whole shebang?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-tc-nw-moon-water-1113-1114nov14,0,1039358.story.
how do you think the witnesses will explain this one..... x.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-tc-nw-moon-water-1113-1114nov14,0,1039358.story
How do you think the witnesses will explain this one....
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would they turn the world upside down, so that australia was on top?
just wondering how stralians and so africans feel about this.. s.
Everyday speech would start to include the following:
It's all good!
You bloody ripper!
Strewth!
Bloody oath!
Fair dinkum!
Have a go, ya mug!
Useless as tits on a bull.
Six pack short of a carton.
Yeah, nah.....
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here is a scan from the dec 15 09 wt (study ed) with a graph of how a witness should apportion their time to remain joyful.. .
so according to this graph, to remain joyful a witness should spend 3 times as much of his waking hours in 'theocratic activities' as he should in secular work!
hopscotch.
I just have to say thanks for the comedic entertainment tonight. Cartman in the middle back row of the meeting graphic, classic.
that's right guys.
as i told you before, they boe have been considering me for the eldership.
which i don't care for, but since my family is stuck in this cult, i guess i can use the new position to help them see that the holy spirit has nothing to do with me being an elder.
Actually, cantleave, I disagree completely.
He is not part of the problem, he is part of the solution. One of the best ways to help people out of this cult is by working incognito. God, I would love a closet apostate on the body of elders I was involved with!
Possibly he may be able to prevent a disfellowshipping at least. Or maybe he has already by the date of the original post?
If you can do it, it's all good in my opinion. Yay!
while waiting for the bus yesterday, i overheard (wasn't trying - but due to his volume, impossible to avoid) a guy on his cell phone talking to someone about his likely imminent dismissal from his employment.. but he then went on to say that he had full confidence that god would take care of him, and he wasn't worried at all about finding new employment.. then i got home, watched the news, and found out that 4 million kenyans are in danger of starving to death because of a year-long drought there.. so i got to thinking - how exactly does god set priorities?.
the guy at the bus stop is not the first christian i've heard express his confidence that god chooses to intervene and help in the lives of individual believers.
he saves them from car wrecks, he helps them find jobs, he lends some sort of invisible emotional support to help them cope with the death of a child, and so on.. on the other hand, millions of people suffer excruciating pain for months or years before finally dying covered in mud with flies crawling on them - no relief from god in sight.. why does god help one middle-aged guy who's never been hungry in his life find a new job in time so that he doesn't miss his $3000 mortgage payment, but not send a little rain to help a land where millions of people are already living in misery and filth?.
LMAO. Rain falls on the righteous and the unrighteous. Talk about stating the bleeding obvious.
Well it p*ssed down here today so I know I'm in at least one of those categories. Hmmm. I think unrighteous sounds a whole lot more fun.
just saw this and thought it was funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plefo0fn96o.
I LOVE FACEBOOK!!!!!!
When your life is busy it's really nice to be able to still know what your mates are up to on the other side of the country/world. It's a way for me to stay in touch with people.
I have no issues with a good poke occasionally.
On the other hand quizzes like "Which 80s song are you?" drive me freaking insane.
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bbq rules.
we are about to enter the bbq season.
therefore it is important to refresh.
Haha That barbie thing was hilarious. As my dad says, "Keep the b*tch away from the barbie." Yep, another JW misogynist.
YAY! An apostafest would be awesome! New Years will be a bit crazy for me personally though. x
