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Meme competition 2014
by snare&racket in
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2. friends
simple.... .

watchtower + meme !.

anything is acceptable, but make your meme your own, hand written scrawls on microsoft paint are just as funny so don't worry about quality.
processor

Forgot one:
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Meme competition 2014
by snare&racket in
1. jw
2. friends
simple.... .

watchtower + meme !.

anything is acceptable, but make your meme your own, hand written scrawls on microsoft paint are just as funny so don't worry about quality.
processor
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2014 YB Up. Partakers 13,204
by LostGeneration in
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2. friends
that is all.

link.
processor

According to my calculations, ca. 38 of the original anointed from 1934 should be alive today. So it would be 13166 emotionally unstable, fake partakers.
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The new light changes from the draw close to Jehovah printed form vs online form.
by EndofMysteries in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the changes are in paragraph 7 and 8 in the first chapter of draw close to jehovah book, and i fail to see any doctrine change, only the gb trying to cover up possible mistakes they've made and potential embarrassment of worldly sources knowing what jehovah's name means while they were wrong.

let's examine this new light they quote with this letter.

let's see a word for word comparison on what many will be talking about in meetings about the wonderful new light and evidence that they are the faithful slave...... .
processor

Text comparison: www.diffchecker.com/cxs6dldn
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THE ALTERNATIVE DAILY TEXT by The Witchtower editor
by processor in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i have published more than 200 'daily text' comments in german, and will now start translating those into english.

they will be published here:.

http://dailytext2.wordpress.com/.
processor

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=752351874793569&id=114394598605300&stream_ref=10

http://dailytext2.wordpress.com/2014/01/09/there-was-a-dense-darkness/

Alternative Daily Text for Thursday, January 9, 2014

“There was a dense darkness in all the land of Egypt for three Days … and none of them got up from where they were for three days.” (Exodus 10:22, 23)

In our time there is no literal darkness anymore, but also “today it is not Pharaoh who is ruler … [but] Jehovah God, the Greater Pharaoh.” (Survival Into a New Earth, page 79) Accordingly the “darkness” does not come upon Pharaoh’s people, the Egyptians, but upon Jehovah’s people. This happens every year during the “three-day district conventions, organized by Jehovah’s Witnesses.” (The Watchtower, July 1, 2007, page 7) Like the Egyptians, Jehovah’s Witnesses do not ‘get up from where they are for three days’ because “getting up unnecessarily” and “moving about unnecessarily” is prohibited. – Exodus 10:23; Our Kingdom Ministry, February 1988, page 7; May 1993, page 6.

Some may object and say that at these conventions there is not “darkness” but rather “brighter light.” (The Watchtower, September 15, 2011, page 14) But the prophet Isaiah already warned against “those who are putting darkness for light.” (Isaiah 5:20, NWT 1984) And “Satan … put forth error … as a substitute for truth. In other words, he put darkness for light. Interestingly, it was regarding life, saying that Eve would not die but would continue to live in the flesh on earth if she did as he suggested. He promised her increased enlightenment.” – The Watchtower, May 15, 1976, page 304.

So Jehovah’s Witnesses follow Satan’s example. They too keep saying that their followers “would not die but would continue to live in the flesh on earth” if the follow the Watchtower doctrines. This started as early as 1918 with the discourse “Millions now living will never die!” and continues to this day. (Jehovah’s Witnesses – Proclaimers of God’s Kingdom, page 425) Like the devil, they ‘promise increased enlightenment’ in the form of “accurate knowledge of God’s purpose.” (The Watchtower, September 1, 2009, page 6) But in actual fact, their conventions are “a dense [spiritual] darkness!”
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13,204 memorial partakers for 2013
by EndofMysteries in
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2. beliefs
hahahahha going up up up.

the new yearbook is finally on jw.org.
processor

And this compares the actual number (in green) with the expected number (in red). It should have been like that if all anointed would have been anointed in 1934 (as was taught until some years ago) and they were averagely distributed in age.
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13,204 memorial partakers for 2013
by EndofMysteries in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
hahahahha going up up up.

the new yearbook is finally on jw.org.
processor
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2014 -2015 District Convention Theme - unofficial-
by WatchTower87 in
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unofficial theme:.

-the end (of watchtower) is near!

- lets kingdom come bis.
processor

2013-2014 DC God's Word is Truth

2014-2015 DC God's Word was Truth

2015-2016 DC The Watchtower is Truth
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The Three Magi and their modern antitype ;)
by processor in
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2. beliefs
http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-and-their-modern-antitype/.

the three magi and their modern antitypeeveryone knows the story of the three magi who travelled a long way to pay homage to baby jesus two thousand years ago.

the same feature unfulfilled prophecies characterizes the anointed christians from brooklyn as the antitypical astrologers.
processor

Poor paragraph!

I'm not a native English speaker, so just make suggestions how to improve readability ;)
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No 2014 JW Yearbook (Yet as of 1-6-14)
by pixel in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
for me is very strange that the yearbook for 2014 is not out yet on the internet and/or gongregations.

is strange to me because it is a book that comes annually, and no word yet from the borg of it.

you don't expect something like that from the wt/fds/gb to be dlayed that much.. it makes me wonder, what's going on???
processor

It takes time to make up all the funny experiences!

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“There was a dense darkness in all the land of Egypt for three Days … and none of them got up from where they were for three days.” (Exodus 10:22, 23)