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  Interesting Tidbits

  by Xena in

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  after reading the thread about posing in the nude, i was suprised to see how many people on here had done that....made me start to wonder what other interesting tidbits (hence the title of this thread) i didn't know about my fellow posters.

  so what interesting or unusual thing have you done or been or seen in your life?

  posed in the nude?

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  Some tidbits:

  As a teenager I was easely bored and fixed that by doning al kind of nasty stuff at school like:

  Closing of a hall with the kind of tape the police uses saying "Do not cross, crime scene".

  Dressing up our school mascotte: a statue of a female riding a horse.

  Flooding an entire level by augmenting the plumbing system of one of the toilets, using nothing but a piece of string and a brick, causing it to flush continuously. there was a nice waterfall coming down the stairs, student had to go up like salmons to reach the classes. Got caught for this trick though.

  And it seems I had my share in persecuting cheeses.

  I did not offend you there did I, Cheeses?

  I would like to count cheeses amongst my friends, comes in handy in cases of possesion, disease etc. I never knew there was a word for smegma...heheheh

  Greven
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  Help

  by KGB in

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  hi there everyone.

  i need help showing a friend of mine that eating pork is not a crime against god can anyone help me with this?

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  Is your friend Muslim? I do not know the qu'oran that well. I know it has the same background as the hebrew scriptures (abraham, noah etc). It was considered 'unclean'. Tell us more!

  Greven
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  the B part

  by ChrisVance in

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  looking back it seems hysterical that during the watchtower and bookstudy one had to be careful not to answer the b part until after the conductor asked the question.

  just another example of how structured everything is in that cult.

  "let everything take place by arrangement" to the nth degree.

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  Heheh, this thread reminds me: we had some old geezer with memory problems on our bookstudy which made it a habit to answer a question from either three paragraphs ago or two ahead. We were not allowed to laugh...which was hard at times

  greven
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  Appreciating The Watchtower

  by greven in

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  are you ready to barf?

  read this!.

  *** w53 9/1 526 appreciating the watchtower ***.

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  Are you ready to barf? Read this!

  *** w53 9/1 526 Appreciating The Watchtower ***

  
  How do you feel about The Watchtower? Like the reader who wrote as follows? "The Watchtower is the most delicious morsel we’ve ever tasted. Each one gets tastier (if possible). No humdrum about our menu! It’s so good we can hardly digest one until we look forward to another. Have you ever gone into an exclusive candy kitchen and wondered how to choose what you want when you saw so many, many lovely kinds? I feel that way spiritually about The Watchtower. There is so much to study that I hardly know where to begin. Then when I begin, I can’t quit until I have to go and tell someone else about it, or discuss it with them. And so it goes. Never a dull moment!"

  I gotta go lie down now....

  Greven
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  two jokes

  by greven in

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  why parents have grey hair .

  the boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

  he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "hello?

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  **rumble! peeep! clang! dinggg! ssqeek!*

  **Greven walks in wearing his suit of armor**

  **Poses proudly**

  "You can hit me if you like! I am ready for it!"

  BTW I made you an exception: see here

  Greven
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  The new kid

  by Beanie in

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  i'm new to this site - have been checking it out for the past few nights.

  i was raised as a jw from the age of 6. i am now 26 and have two children.

  being in the truth was always a rather conflicting thing for me.

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  Welcome Beanie!

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  Who is this GB cartel? Anyone have any profiles?

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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  who are the current members of the mysterious governing body?

  does any poster have some names and faces?.

  cheeses - just being curious (and just so i can report back to them with how much is really known about the beloved mafia gb.

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  smegma cheese! LOL!

  Greven
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  Declaration of Dependence

  by Stephanus in

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  i've mentioned my oppressive years in a church run house.

  i recently came across the agreement you had to sign to continue to live there when the new leadership took over.

  i have reproduced it below.

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  "The Cat and Cheese Rule"

  No cheese shall be eaten in this house as it attracts mice (consumed with lust for cheese). Taking a cat doesn't allow you to circumvene this rule.

  "The Cereal Bowl Rule"

  Cereals are eaten from a bowl, not from the floor.

  "The Sunday Chore Completion Rule"

  Don't leave church before the singing has ended.

  "The Two TV Rule"

  The TV may only be used when at least two persons are present. This will prevent you from watching R-rated stuff.

  "The Big WorkBoots Rule"

  Do not kick the doorknocking JW's with big workboots, sneakers work just fine.

  "The Oleanda Rule"

  no oleanda allowed. period.

  "The Milk Delivery Rule"

  Do not open the door naked asking: "got milk". That is not apreciated by the milkman unless you are female.

  "The Cat and Chook (Chicken) Rule"

  We have a Cat. Taking a pet chicken might not be such a good idea.

  Greven
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  Why Beer Is Bad For Your Health: The Final Answer.

  by greven in

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  the negative effects of drinking beer have been ill-understood and mystified scientists for centuries.

  but finally: the riddle has been solved, the clue reveiled, the darkness illuminated, thewell, you get my drift, right?

  it has now been discovered that beer contains high levels of female hormones.

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  woohoo!

  ** returns the high five to Anti **

  Rocketman: I do not like to be beaten by women but gladly make an exception for Vivamus.

  She can't help it, it is the hormones that causes it! She is on a female hormone overdose! You can't get more female than Vivamus!

  Poor Viv!

  Greven
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  two jokes

  by greven in

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  why parents have grey hair .

  the boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

  he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "hello?

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  So...you are not going to hit me? And I bought a whole suit of armor!

  Greven..