If I were God I would be completely bored.I mean really, what would you be doing all day eternity?
God's plan of operations sofar:
Hey let's create a planet full of critters, what the heck eh? Gotta do something to keep me occupied...
Hmm... these humans are not doing what I want, so I'll kick them out of that garden. That'll learn them hah!
Hmmmmm...they are still not doing what I want, I'll flood the place! Yeah, that will put them off!
What the...? What's that tower doing in my backyard? They are trying to get up here! Invasion! Red alert! Intruders detected in heaven Sector 3 Grid 9, battle stations! Oh, well I'll confuse their language... problem solved.
Hmm, these communication difficulties the're having is causing quite a few wars among them...and they are still not doing what I want! Geeeesh! I thought those cockroaches I made were persistent but these buggers are really annoying! I'll blowtorch them ha! Armageddon toast!
hmm. let's see if they now do what I want...