dumbest:.
once in a public talk i heard the speaker say that you get sunburnt more easily when you are in the mountains because you are closer to the sun.. .
funniest:.
The dumbest and funniest I ever heard was said by a old old CO... he said that 'we had no idea of all the things jehovah had in store for us in paradise... imagine being able to pet a T-Rex? jah made them all.. so he can bring them back with a new attitude, just like with us!!!!!'
DAMN!!!
email going around in jdub land.
they are all excited about this one.
this was on the today show.
next week the BIG A!!!!
i'll post available dates if anyone would like to meet lennyinbluemont and i. we'll be there end of march/first of april but i'm not sure of availability yet.
feel free to send a pm.. so...favorite thing about vegas???
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If you go, you gotta see Ká @ the MGM grand and "O" at the Bellagio... worth the money... The Hoover damn is a pretty awesome site, specially if you see it from a helicopter...
Another awesome site is the strip covered with the 'girl' cards the give out... thousands and thousands of cards...LOL
I also saw the Toni Braxton show... incredible voice... THe M & M store for candy lovers is a must!
Be prepared to get the money literally pulled out of your pockets! Even they guy that slices up the ham at the buffets has a cup for 'tips'!
tend to put their lives on hold when they are with a new man.
they tend to make this new guy their all.
they leave their girlfriends in the dust and spend every waking minute with him and when he is with his friends they still sit at home and wait.
Ahhhhh the genesis curse! "your desire will be for your man and he will dominate you!"... gotta admit whoever wrote that had vision! LOL
it's called "jehovah's witness facebook forum".
check it out could be interesting........................ .
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=51298429787#/group.php?gid=51298429787.
Watson, even da devil was an angel before! Watch out for Lou Cypher!!!!
bailout bank blows millions partying in l.a.. posted feb 24th 2009 1:18pm by tmz staff.
a bank that received $1.6 billion in bailout money just spent a fortune last week in l.a. hosting a series of lavish parties and concerts with famous singers ... and tmz cameras caught it all.. .
northern trust, a chicago-based bank, sponsored the northern trust open at the riviera country club in l.a. we're told northern trust paid millions to sponsor the pga event which ended sunday, but what happenedoffthe golf course is even more shocking.. .
Just for fun... add up the so called 'economic stimulus' packages and 'bailouts' and then divide by the Earth's human population... just for fun leave it at $700,000,000,000... About 6 billion human population ... lets see that makes us all millionaires!!!! over $110,000,000 each!
Wouldn't that have been a truly useful bailout?
soon jehovah's witnesses will begin their annual ritual of inviting members of the public to participate with them in the rejection of the emblems representing the body and blood of the sacrificial "lamb of god," jesus christ.. the justification they offer for this bizarre practice is that only those who anticipate heavenly life should partake of these emblems.
since the vast majority of jehovah's witnesses believe their future is earthbound, most of the attendees at the memorial pass the wine and unleavened bread along without so much as a sip or a nibble, and the emcee of the event makes every effort to discourage participation by the unworthy.. witnesses say that the new testament is a message intended, not for mankind in general, but specifically for those spirit-begotten future heaven dwellers.
if that is the case, then jesus' admonition to "keep doing this in remembrance of me" is also directed at the anointed, not at the general hoi polloi who aspire to a terrestrial eternity.. like most of jehovah's witnesses, i reject the emblems, but i reject them because i'm an atheist, and i doubt that the biblical sacrificial jesus really existed.. i find that it is much more convenient for me to reject the emblems from the comfort of my sofa while watching the parables of fellow atheist seth macfarlane as revealed by the cartoon show family guy on my tv.. paradoxically enough, i can do this while consuming a pizza and a nice chianti, and i don't have to worry about who else has spread their germs on the cup i'm drinking from.. .
Nathan, as usual, you are dead-on!!!! LOL
soon jehovah's witnesses will begin their annual ritual of inviting members of the public to participate with them in the rejection of the emblems representing the body and blood of the sacrificial "lamb of god," jesus christ.. the justification they offer for this bizarre practice is that only those who anticipate heavenly life should partake of these emblems.
since the vast majority of jehovah's witnesses believe their future is earthbound, most of the attendees at the memorial pass the wine and unleavened bread along without so much as a sip or a nibble, and the emcee of the event makes every effort to discourage participation by the unworthy.. witnesses say that the new testament is a message intended, not for mankind in general, but specifically for those spirit-begotten future heaven dwellers.
if that is the case, then jesus' admonition to "keep doing this in remembrance of me" is also directed at the anointed, not at the general hoi polloi who aspire to a terrestrial eternity.. like most of jehovah's witnesses, i reject the emblems, but i reject them because i'm an atheist, and i doubt that the biblical sacrificial jesus really existed.. i find that it is much more convenient for me to reject the emblems from the comfort of my sofa while watching the parables of fellow atheist seth macfarlane as revealed by the cartoon show family guy on my tv.. paradoxically enough, i can do this while consuming a pizza and a nice chianti, and i don't have to worry about who else has spread their germs on the cup i'm drinking from.. .
Not too long ago I posted my opinion about the ritual and almost got D'fed from here! It seems that a lot of people cling to these ritualistic 'crutches' like a drowning man clings to a piece of driftwood...
They are still slaves to the concepts... and get really pd'off when somebody points out the absurdity of the concept... so thread carefully (no pun intended) so that yee do not suffer the same 'wrath'...
To have true communion with God, Nature or any other deity for that matter, you do not need anything more than your thoughts nor do you need an appointed date...
Sit by the beach or a placid lake at sunset and you will understand what I mean...
Please dont dfed me again...
soon jehovah's witnesses will begin their annual ritual of inviting members of the public to participate with them in the rejection of the emblems representing the body and blood of the sacrificial "lamb of god," jesus christ.. the justification they offer for this bizarre practice is that only those who anticipate heavenly life should partake of these emblems.
since the vast majority of jehovah's witnesses believe their future is earthbound, most of the attendees at the memorial pass the wine and unleavened bread along without so much as a sip or a nibble, and the emcee of the event makes every effort to discourage participation by the unworthy.. witnesses say that the new testament is a message intended, not for mankind in general, but specifically for those spirit-begotten future heaven dwellers.
if that is the case, then jesus' admonition to "keep doing this in remembrance of me" is also directed at the anointed, not at the general hoi polloi who aspire to a terrestrial eternity.. like most of jehovah's witnesses, i reject the emblems, but i reject them because i'm an atheist, and i doubt that the biblical sacrificial jesus really existed.. i find that it is much more convenient for me to reject the emblems from the comfort of my sofa while watching the parables of fellow atheist seth macfarlane as revealed by the cartoon show family guy on my tv.. paradoxically enough, i can do this while consuming a pizza and a nice chianti, and i don't have to worry about who else has spread their germs on the cup i'm drinking from.. .
Nachos & Corona... nos these emblems DO make sense!
i remember there was this heavy metal group called wasp.
some of the witnesses said it stood for we are satans people and that wasnt even true.
stairway to heaven by led zeppelin was a no-no because they said if u played it backwards it talked about worshipping the devil.
What about the "Saturday Night Fever" album? I got called to the 'cold room' cause of it...
