Keeping a straight face during the song is hard enough given the wacky lyrical content; the last thing I need is the "New Sister" standing right behind me and loudly delivering a breathy, lispy, over-dramatic rendition of "Stay Asleep Stand Firm Grow Culty". Simon Cowell is not listening in. Or how about that one guy every hall has who bawls the songs out, painfully out of tune, way louder than anyone else.
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The Kingdumb Melody is not an American Idol audition
by DoomVoyager inkeeping a straight face during the song is hard enough given the wacky lyrical content; the last thing i need is the "new sister" standing right behind me and loudly delivering a breathy, lispy, over-dramatic rendition of "stay asleep stand firm grow culty".
simon cowell is not listening in.
or how about that one guy every hall has who bawls the songs out, painfully out of tune, way louder than anyone else.
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New World Translation ! Watchtower Misquotes!
by Number1Anarchist inletter by dr. julius mantey - .
misquoted by the watchtower society.
http://caic.org.au/jws/theology/mantey.htm.
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Great info, thanks.
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Today I started a new JW blog (with picture scans)
by middleman inthe one i just made is about how the wbts falsifies it's own history and past writings.
i have put scans up to make comparisons of their lies.
i'm going to be adding a lot more on there so come by and check it out time to time and say hi.
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Bookmarked it.
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Watchtower Religion: A Controlled Experiment in Behavior Modification?
by cameo-d inthis is not rumor or hype.
it really happened and has been documented.
not only that, i bring this up because i remember when it happened and i remember the cenus people coming around and asking questions health questions.
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DoomVoyager
How do any of the experiments you cite prove in any way that Witnesses are a government plot?
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Whats the Craziest thing you've heard a JW blame Satan for????
by superman inas most of you know, that evil spirit creature known as satan the devil is of course after jw's and only jw's.
i can remember this middle aged lady at my old hall give a comment on how "satan works in the most mysterious ways against jehovah's people, he even has the teachers give out more homework on meetings nights so that he can make it more difficult for the young ones to attend the meetings".
at that time i was hardcore in it, and even thought this lady is a "looney-tune".
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Eating disorders are actually caused by demon possession.
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You know, I've yet to meet a JW who can explain this
by Lady Zombie ini know that has probably been covered ad infinitum on jwd.
so...... if jehovah is omnipotent, then there is nothing he can't do and nothing he doesn't know.. and, according to jws (as well as most other religions), god is love.
therefore he had to have known, even before creating all of creation, what would happen.
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I've never met ANYBODY who could explain this.
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info request on recent stupidity in print
by Not Feeling It inhi all, i'll be spending time with some jws for a few days.
wt topics inevitably arise.
to be prepared i'd like to go through the past 6 months of kool-aid & sanitized magazines for any extra looney stuff.
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DoomVoyager
Check out this thread on "invisible growth": http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/160450/1.ashx
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Sister dies (?) at DC
by DoomVoyager inno, this is not a joke.
having actually managed to survive through the entire 3 grueling days of the dc after attending the friday session today (hit sat and sun last weekend) i was initially going to make a criticism of some of the parts & points at the dc.
however, something that i witnessed today changed my mind.
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DoomVoyager
They took her out in a wheelchair, not a stretcher, so she might have been alive. It was in Kitchener, I don't get the Kitchener papers.
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Sister dies (?) at DC
by DoomVoyager inno, this is not a joke.
having actually managed to survive through the entire 3 grueling days of the dc after attending the friday session today (hit sat and sun last weekend) i was initially going to make a criticism of some of the parts & points at the dc.
however, something that i witnessed today changed my mind.
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Apparently at this same convention, the year before I moved into the district, an oldie had a stroke and he did die. It was right in the middle of the drama.
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Sister dies (?) at DC
by DoomVoyager inno, this is not a joke.
having actually managed to survive through the entire 3 grueling days of the dc after attending the friday session today (hit sat and sun last weekend) i was initially going to make a criticism of some of the parts & points at the dc.
however, something that i witnessed today changed my mind.
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DoomVoyager
No, this is not a joke. Having actually managed to survive through the entire 3 grueling days of the DC after attending the Friday session today (hit Sat and Sun last weekend) I was initially going to make a criticism of some of the parts & points at the DC. However, something that I witnessed today changed my mind.
It was during the morning session, before the song. A very elderly sister was sitting on the ground level of the rink, in the very first row. She was highly visible to all 4500 people in attendance. She suffered from what I believe was a stroke in the middle of the talk. A couple of brothers from first aid rushed over, stretched her out on the ground, and began frantically administering CPR right there, not even 15 feet away from the main stage. More and more brothers started coming out from First Aid, they brought a wheelchair and a stethoscope, still doing CPR, sister appears to be dead (completely lifeless and stiff).
All 9000 eyes in the convention are fixed on this morbid spectacle, and do you know what the speaker does? He finishes his part on schedule, then the chairman gets up and thanks him for giving that encouraging part, and introduces the next speaker. The next speaker gets up on stage and begins deliviering his part AS IF NOTHING IS HAPPENING. Meanwhile there appears to be a dead body laying just a few feet from where he is.
Eventually they loaded her into the wheelchair and rushed her off to First Aid. She was never even acknowledged by the speaker; they never gave an announcement later in the day; I haven't a clue whether she lived or died. I didn't see her again.
So I decided to dedicate this thread to an old woman who, in all likelihood, sacrificed her entire life to a greedy publishing cult and was rewarded by being treated like a mangy old dog that you take out back and shoot. The way they scooted her off it was like they were just trying to hide her so she would stop distracting people from the main circus ring.
This was at the Kitchener Memorial Auditorium, today, June 20 2008, if anyone else happened to attend.