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  JW runs when he hears the word "Jesus"

  by Honesty in

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  this morning i was in the office of a company that i do business with.

  3 women were in the office and they all asked me how i was doing since i had major surgery last month.. i told them that i was recovering but it was kind of disappointing when i woke up in the recovery room instead of at the pearly gates.. one of the women said, "god must have more for you to do here.".

  at which i replied, "yes, there are so many lost people who don't know jesus.".

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  FunkyD has a way with words.
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  Local Needs Talk....Why Are People Missing Meetings?

  by bronzefist in

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  i wasn't there, but a friend called and said the local needs part was how the congregation is having a serious problem.

  " meeting attendance has never been as low as it has been this year!

  if anyone here knows of someone who is not attending meetings please stop in on them to let them know they are making satan happy.

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  It's like drilling a hole in the bottom of your row boat and then when it starts to sink you blame the evil water for sinking it. Stupid! I don't care how many watchtowers you to stuff in that hole to keep it from sinking. It's still gonna sink. The best you can do is take your three remaining overworked passengers to keep bailing water till they burn out. They'll hate you for making the hole and deep down they know why it's sinking but they have no choice but to keep bailing.

  Then the remaining ones decide to take a dive and swim to shore only to find there freinds waiting and dry. It's a mutiny and the captain just can't seem to figure out why nobody wants to come and swim back to the boat to hear his big mouth orders and do his pointless bailing for him.

  This is good.
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  My first concert - Melbourne Billy Joel on Saturday night!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
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  "the piano man" is coming to melbourne on saturday night so i bought some gold level upper tickets $200 each....good seats!

  my first real concert if you don't count district conventions.

  i think he's great and should be fun.

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  Armoured Saint/Helloween and Grim Reaper.

  Holy shit, I would kill to see that!
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  JW runs when he hears the word "Jesus"

  by Honesty in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  this morning i was in the office of a company that i do business with.

  3 women were in the office and they all asked me how i was doing since i had major surgery last month.. i told them that i was recovering but it was kind of disappointing when i woke up in the recovery room instead of at the pearly gates.. one of the women said, "god must have more for you to do here.".

  at which i replied, "yes, there are so many lost people who don't know jesus.".

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  You're disappointed to find yourself alive, you think it's your mission to tell people about your god, and you think someone who doesn't like to hear it may be (or have) a demon. What exactly is the difference between you and a "brainwashed cultist"?

  Jesus.

  welp...
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  "we are so close to the end cause morals are worse than ever"....NOT!

  by oompa in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my jw-ex-wife told me this the other day...the one df'd three times and reproved twice that i know of (oh the irony of speaking of morals)...she was going on about evil movies and the violent cage boxing/wrestling events (sorry i forget the name of these).....well i went off!.....i asked her how can she say that when in jesus day and shortly after....the romans...in real life let huge animals devour humans as they tried to fight off the animals!.....and they watched real people hack each other to bits withs swords!.....and that in live plays people would have sex and such.....and these were open public events.....not things in dark warehouses in third world countries......she just got mad............oompa.

  there was even "temple prostitutes" in the bible....now that could get me back to the meetings.

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  It isn't really an easy subject to discuss because religious people
  think that homosexuality is a morals problem,

  Of course, one can point out that homosexuality was widely practiced and was, in fact, expected amongst ancient Greeks and Romans.
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  Professional Counseling vs. "Bible Study"

  by insearchoftruth in

  1. watchtower
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  we found out that my stepson had committed a crime against our neighbor, having stolen a significant amount which would amount to larceny.

  the neighbor has agreed to not call the police due to the desire to not have a record pinned against our child, with the agreement that we obtain counseling for him.

  my wife has still not sought out the professional counseling, but has him instead doing a 'bible study' with a member of the congregation she is studying with (happens to be the husband of the gal she is studying with) reading various chapters of the young people ask 2 book.

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  (and the son feels it is a bunch of crap).

  That's the important thing here.
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  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
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  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

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  DoomVoyager

  Dear Santa:

  For christmas, I want the head of Ted.

  Love
  Doomy V
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  ** The Party's Over -- Farewell for JWD **

  by FlyingHighNow in

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  2. friends

  well, it's all winding down now.

  it's only a matter of weeks until the posting ends.

  i invite you to post comments, songs, poems to this farewell thread for the wonderful jwd.

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  DoomVoyager

  It's perfect timing for me - I made my escape and I hope that I won't need a JW support site any more in the future.

  Goodbye, JWD.
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  My first concert - Melbourne Billy Joel on Saturday night!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  "the piano man" is coming to melbourne on saturday night so i bought some gold level upper tickets $200 each....good seats!

  my first real concert if you don't count district conventions.

  i think he's great and should be fun.

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  DoomVoyager

  My first concert was Incantation last summer.
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  "we are so close to the end cause morals are worse than ever"....NOT!

  by oompa in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my jw-ex-wife told me this the other day...the one df'd three times and reproved twice that i know of (oh the irony of speaking of morals)...she was going on about evil movies and the violent cage boxing/wrestling events (sorry i forget the name of these).....well i went off!.....i asked her how can she say that when in jesus day and shortly after....the romans...in real life let huge animals devour humans as they tried to fight off the animals!.....and they watched real people hack each other to bits withs swords!.....and that in live plays people would have sex and such.....and these were open public events.....not things in dark warehouses in third world countries......she just got mad............oompa.

  there was even "temple prostitutes" in the bible....now that could get me back to the meetings.

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  or people so unruly that the Mayor of NYC almost had to declar Marshall Law.

  Would Marshall Law involve Angus Young wailing out licks to restore law and order?