Posts by Quirky1

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What if Earth's population was only 100?

by FlyingHighNow in

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i've often said, if you live in an island nation of a few people, wouldn't you think it a must to try to keep everyone healthy, happy and strong?

you know, in case the natives from the next island over decide they want to come and hurt all of you and take all your stuff?

health, both physical and mental are more important the smaller the population gets.

Take the bus instead of driving drunk

by Jim_TX in

i would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

as you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.. .

well, over the weekend my friend & i attended a christmas party & knowing full well we may have been over the limit, i decided to do something i've never done before - take a bus home!.

Quirky1

http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/219389/1/Happy-Holidays

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Happy Holidays!!

by Quirky1 in

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happy holidays friends!.

this is a word to the wise for all my jwn friends.

i would like to share an experience with you, it has to do with drinking and driving.

Take the bus instead of driving drunk

by Jim_TX in

i would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

as you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.. .

well, over the weekend my friend & i attended a christmas party & knowing full well we may have been over the limit, i decided to do something i've never done before - take a bus home!.

Happy Holidays!!

by Quirky1 in

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happy holidays friends!.

this is a word to the wise for all my jwn friends.

i would like to share an experience with you, it has to do with drinking and driving.

This is a word to the wise for all my JWN friends. I would like to share an experience with you, it has to do with drinking and driving. As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the years. Saturday night I was out for dinner in town with a few friends. After consuming too many Coronas, and knowing full well that I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. Believe it or not, I took a bus home. Yes, a bus. I arrived home safely and without incident. This was really a surprise to me since I have never driven a bus before.

Good Luck and Happy Holidays!!

~Q

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Also Married Idiots here who claim having an Affair was "forced" on them by.....

by Witness 007 in

yes sir it was forced on me!!

we grew apart soooo.... the classic bull crap...the watchtower society forced me into doing it to get a divorce.

people who post this childish justification are idiots.

Quirky1

Once there were two sisters who went to the movies together. About half way thru the movie one sister leaned over to the other one and said; "My god! This man next to me is jackin off!". The other sister said; "Come on let's move." The one sister said; "I can't....he's using my hand.."

~Q

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Why do idiots walk around with phone ear pieces in when no one is calling?

by Witness 007 in

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they look like a borg alien from star trek with that stupid ear plug!!!

i sat next to a guy having christmas dinner with family and the moron wore this thing in his ear for a couple hours.....but no calls!!!!!!!

it must be sooo hard to have to pick up the phone and answer it...jackass!

Quirky1

Blue tooth's are as stoopid as you get unless you are a traveling Fuller brush salesman...

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wife even has a jw lawyer!!!...i cant these people out of my life!!!!!

by oompa in

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what are the odds??

?...how many jw lawyers can there even be?

?....i mean most cant ever even go to frikkin college!!!

Quirky1

I can't imagine the WTBS providing an attorney or even funding such. If they do it for one they would have to do it for all. "But" that's not saying the attorney may not be doing it pro bono as a favor for her or someone else or even offering it at a reduce fee and someone is picking up the tab. Let me ask you something.. Is the attorney licensed in the state where the divorce is taking place?

Nonetheless, basic divorces can't go anywhere other than what is stated in law no matter who the attorney is. Not saying that there may be special forces at work behind the scenes where the almighty $$ speaks in someones favor. My suggestion, try to call in some favors. I'm sure you know someone.

~Q

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Ouija Board Hysteria

by Megachusen in

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i always wondered why jw's were always so afraid of ouija(pronounced as "wee-yaw" not "wee-gee") boards.

does anyone have any speculation about who started these jw myths?.

anyone who has actually tried the board and would like to give their opinions are welcome.

Quirky1

Believing in the paranormal is like believing in......god....sigh...

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Analysis of the Book of Daniel

by Londo111 in

i had hoped one or two others were about to start a thread on the book of daniel, springing off from the nwt conversation, but alas, nobody has yet.

therefore, i thought i'd start one--i hope that was not too presumptuous of me.

personally, i have nothing meaty to contribute to this thread, only questions and gut feelings.

Quirky1

He shouldn't have ate those mushrooms growin' in the cow pasture..