love it! another brilliant piece of work. Is there any way to get a copy of the Witchtower?
cawshun
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First issue of OUR BOREDOM MINISTRY
by processor inafter the witchtower, i also translated some articles from "unser kurbisreichsdienst" (meaning "our pumpkin-empire ministry", sounding similar to "our kingdom ministry" in german).. here is the first issue of "our boredom ministry":.
http://svhelden.kilu.de/pdf/obm_01_2008.pdf.
the first issue covers the following topics:.
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Armageddon and Inward sins
by AuntBee indo jws believe that one will be destroyed at armageddon for inward sins, such as lack of love, unforigiveness, doing a 'spiritual' work from wrong motives ('to be seen of men'), lusful thoughts?
sins of omission, like not caring for the poor, not praying for one's enemies or rulers, not thinking of others more often and more highly than yourself?.
are some sins higher up on the sinfulness list, in that only some are 'mortal' sins, and with others, you can still get by?.
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cawshun
How about the commandment, Love Thy Neighbor as Yourself? It does not say, Love Your JW neighbor as yourself. They are breaking a commandment.
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New satiric magazine "THE WITCHTOWER"
by processor inhi folks,.
i have published a german magazine called "erbrechet!
" for more than a year now.
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cawshun
Boredom. Everything connected to JWism is boring.
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Jehovah's Jihadist Witnesses
by Farkel ini don't see much of a difference between islamic jihadists and watchtower jihadists.. .
islamic jihadists think only they have the truth.. watchtower jihadists think only they have the truth.. islamic jihadists want to kill everyone who disagrees with their beliefs.. watchtower jihadists want god to kill everyone who disagrees with their beliefs.. any questioning of islamic jihadists' beliefs will result in death.. any questioning of watchtower jihadists' beliefs will result in death.. islamic jihadists have no problem with innocent babies and children being brutally murdered for their cause.. watchtower jihadists have no problem with innocent babies and children being brutally murdered for their cause.. islamic jihadists have wacky beliefs like those who die for their cause will be rewarded with 72 virgin women in paradise.. watchtower jihadists have wacky beliefs like those who die for their cause won't even be allowed to have sex or marry in paradise.. islamic jihadists' main cause is to have a world government administered by them.. watchtower jihadists' main cause is to have a world government administered by them.. islamic jihadists think women are chattel.. watchtower jihadists think women are chattel.. islamic jihadists sincerely believe they are engaged in a holy war.. watchtower jihadists sincerely believe they are engaged in a holy war.. when there is a dispute between an islamic jihadist and his wife, the man is always right.. when there is a dispute between a watchtower jihadist and his wife, the man is always right.. islamic jihadists hide out in caves.. watchtower jihadists hide out in kingdom halls, which aren't that much different from caves.. islamic jihadists use weapons of mass destruction.. watchtower jihadists use books of mass destruction.. islamic jihadists are always suspicious of each other.. watchtower jihadists are always suspicious of each other.. islamic jihadists have no regard for other's lives.. watchtower jihadists have no regard for other's lives.. islamic jihadists claim to belong to a religion of peace.. watchtower jihadists claim to belong to a religion of peace.. islamic jihadists instantly commit suicide by blowing themselves up.. watchtower jihadists slowly commit suicide by wasting their lives selling worthless books.. islamic jihadists punish their members by chopping off their hands.. watchtower jihadists punish their members by chopping off their families and friends.. you can't reason with an islamic jihadist.
his mind is made up.. you can't reason with a watchtower jihadist.
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cawshun
Farkel, I often made this same comparison but never put it in writing. Good Job
cawshun
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JW convention in Rosenberg Houston this week-end
by cawshun inwill any one here be attending this convention?
if so, would you be so kind to let me know .
what subject's the talks are on?
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cawshun
WOW, thanks Blondie. All the topics are scary, I hope my grand-kids take their nintendo's to keep their minds off this garbage.
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JW convention in Rosenberg Houston this week-end
by cawshun inwill any one here be attending this convention?
if so, would you be so kind to let me know .
what subject's the talks are on?
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cawshun
Will any one here be attending this convention? If so, would you be so kind to let me know
what subject's the talks are on? Just wondering if there is any more on the higher education and
what other way's they are indoctrinating my grand-kids.
thanks
cawshun
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can anyone see me? can anyone hear me?
by undercover inthe last two posts i made posted empty...when i edited and re-edited...they stayed empty...what the hell?
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cawshun
how can we see you or hear you, when your undercover? jk
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A truly creepy 2007 public talk by Ciro Aulicino - You Will Be With Me in Paradise
by Tatiana ini searched for this here and didn't find any posts about it.
i just found this while searching for info as i was debating a jw on another site.
this is the most mind-blowing, spaced-out, insane bunch of mess i've ever heard.
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cawshun
What I get out of this is, they are lurking on these forums, they read here what we have said about what will happen after armegeddon, which made logical sense and could convince JW's to see that paradise earth won't be so nice. They have to come up with an answer to all that and explain it away. I find it hard to believe JW's will buy into this, but then they don't control my thinking.
I agree with REBEL, this is news worthy, it might get the gay community to draw a lot of negative attention to the WT
cawshun
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New satiric magazine "THE WITCHTOWER"
by processor inhi folks,.
i have published a german magazine called "erbrechet!
" for more than a year now.
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cawshun
I can't wait for the next issue. Is there any way to order this?
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simon...just thank you ...thank you ....thank you.....i want to..........
by oompa inmeet you.............thank you.........thank you...........thank you..............thank you.................oompa.
you have no idea....... maybe........of how many people you have helped............
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cawshun
There can never be enough thank you's for simon!
Thanks again and again,
Cawshun