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All Ye Sinners!: Repent the return is near

by Bring_the_Light in

the prophesy of the second coming is about to be fulfilled.

i (bring_the_light) shall return to europe july 19 - august 10. .

as fulfillment of the prophesy i shall come "as a thief in the night" meaning i intend to extract free food, lodging and entertainment out of any sinners who want an audience with me.

Bring_the_Light

Nope, both Biblical prophesy non-refundable plane tickets require the timing of my arrival. :oP

Any Euro-types just PM me your contact info or city and I'll see if I can fit you in for salvation. My trip is pretty much just to wander around so no matter how leetle and uninteresting your leetle country may be, give it a whirl.

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WT to hide funds offshore?

by IT Support in

this thread was suggested by honesty's post in no more circuit oveerseers???

(okay, i'm not much good at keeping up-to-date with new posts!):.

the cayman islands allow u.s. customers access to their u.s. doallr deposits and typically refuse to cooperate with u.s. banking officials.. .

Bring_the_Light

They're stupid if they don't have a Swiss account. The Swiss took good care of Hitlers money even as he fell under persecution during his Armagheddon. I'm that hasn't escaped the notice of the Filthful and Disgraced Slavekeeper. Bring_the_Light

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can anyone remember?

by rekless in

jw
friends

at one time in 1954 -70 the wtbts did not consider themselves as a religion, what did they consider themselves as?

i remember as a kid i was told "no, we are not a religion.

" because religion was called a snare and a racket.

Bring_the_Light

In 1954-1970 I was just an evil glimmer in Jehovah's eye.

:oP

Bring_the_Light

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I made the Charlotte apostafest...unusual in many ways... attn: bikers

by oompa in

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friends

so lied to wife to go to apostafest meetup....hopped on bike..and btw...i stole her ipod...the little white 4gig one....loaded it up off an employees song list at work...not the best..but ok..tons of johnny cash....made it almost to charlotte on the interstate...rode 95 mph the whole way...do that a lot...not sure why...but was going for a new record to charlotte....and then...the hard rain began....shit.

i am pretty good in storm on a bike fortunately...slowed and followed a ups semi in the right lane...with our drought apparently everyone has forgotten to slow when it rains!

!...27 cars in 2 miles...several were pile ups...but funny...i was sooooo nearly killed or wonderfully maimed.

Bring_the_Light

Bah! Bloody iPhone!

Forgot
to
hit
Automatic Cr/Lf
sorry!

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I made the Charlotte apostafest...unusual in many ways... attn: bikers

by oompa in

jw
friends

so lied to wife to go to apostafest meetup....hopped on bike..and btw...i stole her ipod...the little white 4gig one....loaded it up off an employees song list at work...not the best..but ok..tons of johnny cash....made it almost to charlotte on the interstate...rode 95 mph the whole way...do that a lot...not sure why...but was going for a new record to charlotte....and then...the hard rain began....shit.

i am pretty good in storm on a bike fortunately...slowed and followed a ups semi in the right lane...with our drought apparently everyone has forgotten to slow when it rains!

!...27 cars in 2 miles...several were pile ups...but funny...i was sooooo nearly killed or wonderfully maimed.

Bring_the_Light

Very cool! Apostafesting is good times! In case anyone is interested, the road is slick during the first rain in a long time because it floats the oil out of the road texture. Be extra-careful if it hasn't rained in awhile, if there was a nice substantial leak in a spot, that spot can be worse than ice in the first hour of rain (I learnt this the hard way on my motorbike). If you're riding in a metro area, trust me there's lots of spills and it doesn't matter how well they're cleaned up, rain will float more up. I generally won't do more than 25 mph if the road just recently got wet, trust me it isn't paranoia, it will shock the fxxx out of you when you hit one. If its been raining to a run-off level for an hour or so there's less to worry about. Bring_the_Light

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Shalom! (Peace!)

by Danage in

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friends

i am not a jew, btw, but a judeao-christian (well, that's what i consider myself), and i hope i have not posted in the wrong forum, if indeed i am allowed.

i am the lay minister and postulate deacon of the arian catholic church in worcestershire, uk and the surrounding region.

i am also a lay oblate novice in the arian catholic order of saint benedict of nursia (acosb).

Bring_the_Light

Wee! I just
Learned
That
I
Can
Make
Carriage
returns
even
though
I'm
on
an
iPhone!

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Shalom! (Peace!)

by Danage in

jw
friends

i am not a jew, btw, but a judeao-christian (well, that's what i consider myself), and i hope i have not posted in the wrong forum, if indeed i am allowed.

i am the lay minister and postulate deacon of the arian catholic church in worcestershire, uk and the surrounding region.

i am also a lay oblate novice in the arian catholic order of saint benedict of nursia (acosb).

Bring_the_Light

When you go to the Kingdom Hell, make sure you start by telling everyone what you believe and that you're there to start an interfaith dialogue. (LOL) Please also videotape it for us, thx! Bring_the_Light

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Shalom! (Peace!)

by Danage in

jw
friends

i am not a jew, btw, but a judeao-christian (well, that's what i consider myself), and i hope i have not posted in the wrong forum, if indeed i am allowed.

i am the lay minister and postulate deacon of the arian catholic church in worcestershire, uk and the surrounding region.

i am also a lay oblate novice in the arian catholic order of saint benedict of nursia (acosb).

Bring_the_Light

Welcome, I'm a Cannibalis-Christo Apostate Child of Lucifer (CCACL). If you've ever in Minneapolis I'd love to have you for dinner. :oP Bring_the_Light

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For my Birthday = I will break 10 of Jehovahs Laws in one day! Ideas?

by Witness 007 in

yes, i plan to break the 10 "witness commandments" on my birthday!

any idea's...did i miss any?

i can't think of ten!.

Bring_the_Light

10. Read the Bible. (If JayDubs ever knew what effect reading the bible 3 times back to back when there was nothing else to read or think about in Basic Training, it would make their list of apostate literature) Lets just say its very true that you can't find the truth on your own, you NEED the washtowel to interpret it to you to EVER arrive at "the Truth (TM)". Lots of Light in the good book. Bring_the_Light

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HELP ME, HELP ME...PLEASE!!!

by Quentin in

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terry gave me a copy of "in search of christian freedom"...no disrespect to ray franz...i am bored to tears....can't get past the frist chapter...soaked up coc, turned around and soaked it up again.... highly recomend coc to any jw (one that's not brain dead) or ex-jw (also not brain dead) who needs to know something about how the tower works....great book.... sigh, i seem to no longer have the attention span it takes to read a book of this depth....a sad commentary on me...has the internet dumbed some people down to the point that they can no longer read a book?

if that's what's happended somebody shoot me please... .

Bring_the_Light

I've experienced the exact same thing, I bought both books at the same time. My theory is its way more interesting to see faith destroyed than rebuilt. I care why Ray Franz left the Borg, why he still believes in Jesus..... notsomuch. COC was written for us, In Search of Christian Delusion was written for Ray and God. I hope God has a longer attention span than us, because Ray deserves to be heard out. :oP

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