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  What's the Strangest Dream You Ever Had?

  by Perry in

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  i just woke up from a dream where my girlfriend and i were testing a new spacecraft for nasa.

  the new craft could achieve near orbit on it's own power and speeds of 18,000 miles per hour.

  my girlfriend seemed very impressed that i could fly the craft and was astonished that i was a nasa operative.

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  I once dreamt I was eating a huge marshmallow ,when I woke up one of my pillows was missing .
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  What are some of your favorite urban legends?

  by BQE in

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  mine is the story of a lady who was witnessing alone in an apartment building, and aparently she knocked on the door of some rapists/murderers/drug dealers......whatever......she was "saved" by two angels, only visible to the attackers, that accompanied her on that visit.

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  or how about the one where a householder had his finger on the trigger of a gun and was just about to pull it when.....all of a sudden....out of nowhere (drumroll please) a witness knocked on his door and offered him "the promise of everlasting life in the new system of thingstm"!!

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  I remember reading a story in a watchtower publication where a man in mexico who was a member of the police force converted to the jw and quit the police force just days before a bomb went off in the pricinct building killing everyone in the building. I know I read plenty of stories similar to the ones mentioned .I remember another story told by jw I know about a hat that was demon possesed ,everytime someone wore the hat they became ill,needless to say they sold the hat at the next garage sale.}:)
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  A Good Day in Field Service is Totally Cool!

  by D wiltshire in

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  remember when you were a dub and hated to go out in service.

  well i'm a df'd dub and i got my own message that i've printed up and i've been going to all the kingdumb hall i know and working the territory that surrounds the kingdumb hall with this tract, and the response is totally great, here is the tract i use:.

  jehovahs witnesses keep coming to your door because they dont want you to be destroyed at armagedon.. all members believe they belong to the only true religion and every religion except theirs is from the devil, and that god will destroy you for not being a jehovahs witness at armagedon.. you must serve the watchtower and let the watchtower control your life or die eternally that is what the jehovahs witness believe.. .

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  ahhhhhhhhh this after they now discovered the great crowd can worship in the temple and not just the courtyard .Look at all this new light your missing.
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  Patriotic Baptists -- Crazy!

  by Yadirf in

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  this is the web site of a certain bethel baptist church: http://www.bethelmac.org/.

  notice the two waving american flags at the bottom of their home page.. .

  certainly a nationalistic bunch, aren't they!.

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  Don't mistake me for a JW sympathizer.I refuse to convert to a religion that was so eager to label me apostate for questioning their beliefs but as far as the flag issue goes the red white and blue is no longer the official flag of the US.We need to look at the un flag because it is what all the kings of the earth worship and the US is subject to the international laws that it legislates even though the US is often in violation of those laws.IMO .They are eagerly persuing the concept of a 1 government world and the very idea of other countries involved in the US government is unconstitutional.
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  Patriotic Baptists -- Crazy!

  by Yadirf in

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  this is the web site of a certain bethel baptist church: http://www.bethelmac.org/.

  notice the two waving american flags at the bottom of their home page.. .

  certainly a nationalistic bunch, aren't they!.

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  I've known baptists here in texas and they are very ferverent on tagging the jw as a cult where as yardirf has exposed their cult like behavior .It is not uncommon for a baptist minister to murder his own wife in like fashion to the recent exjw tragedy in oregon .I also have been told I'm going to hell by baptists .I have seen plenty baptist people be abusive to one another and to their spouses ,It is a crappy religion in my opinion.
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  A million monkeys and typewriters

  by Simon in

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  i heard a great quote on the radio coming home from work:.

  "it's long been said that if you had millions of monkeys bashing away at millions of typewriters then eventually they would write the complete works of shakespeare ... now, thanks to the internet, we know that isn't true.".

  but let's not give up, fellow monkeys!

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  that's not the first time I've heard that .I totally disagree .It takes too damn much practice to be any good at typing much less come up with complete works of shaekspere.Whoever coined that phrase must have been a monkey.
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  I got an X-Box!

  by ISP in

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  i guess i was a victim of hype etc...but what the heck!

  i can play halo, wreckless etc.

  having fun?.

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  I have an x-box.THey are very cool ,one thing I haven't done is go online .They are everybit as good as the ps 2 only not as many game titles.At least you can get the games I like the most ,Madden football and hockey.
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  Why Didn't They Know?

  by JosephAlward in

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  the following is excerpted from an article by frank r. zindler, "did jesus exist?

  " at http://www.atheists.org/church/didjesusexist.html.

  emphasis is added.. john e. remsburg, in his classic book the christ: a critical review and analysis of the evidence of his existence (the truth seeker company, ny, no date, pp.

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  You atheists are all alike .When it comes to believing unprovable things you always pull the evolution stuff out your ass yet criticize the bible for inaccuracies.What I would like for you to do is prove evolution first then you may have something, until then these arguments are without base .I mean everyone knows the bible has been tampered with and used to coerce and manipulate people that does not disprove the existence of god or that jesus was the messiah.The idea that life could accidently occur without design or purpose is a pointless arguement that brings no hope to anyone and does not appeal to the human desire to achieve the ultimate goal of living in a better world.[>:(]
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  Do you believe in fate?

  by butalbee in

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  do you believe that two people are just meant to be, no matter the circumstances involved, or the differences that keep them apart?

  this has been a question that i have been living with for some time.

  actually, i guess it's been what i have been living for--the dogma, i guess, i'll call it, that i have hoping for: "if two people are meant to be together, they will find their way back to one another.".

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  Only two things for sure in this world; death and taxes
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  KOIN TV NEWS station on JW's

  by VeniceIT in

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  tonight on koin news a portland or station there will be a segment on the jw families that have been murdered recently.

  dad was called for an interview this afternoon, but since we're in fl now they had to do it on the phone.

  others were also interviewed.

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  That's it, already someone has out done texas ,with the lady running over the transient and letting him bleed to death in the garage.What the hell is the matter with people?This is already one freaky year ,one can only guess at the next outrageous ploy. Even though I know everyone around here is itching to blame the watchtower for this, I can only say that being shunned does not give you a liscence to kill. THanks ven for posting this ,I probly wouldn't have known about it. (((ven)))