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Two Religious Jokes
by Binky inthe kingdom hall was filled to overflowing capacity one sunday morning.
the co was ready to start the talk when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered through the rear of the hall.
one of the two men walked to the middle of the hall while the other stayed at the back of the hall.
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DON'T GIVE JEHOVAH WITNESSES A BREAK
by Iwasyoungonce init has almost always been my experience that when encountering a jehovah witness with sword drawn to defend relgion the first demand is to establish what clan (relgion) i have been branded with.
thus the nit picking of my faith can take place.
like a tit for tat.
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heathen
Glad I could help. lol
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DON'T GIVE JEHOVAH WITNESSES A BREAK
by Iwasyoungonce init has almost always been my experience that when encountering a jehovah witness with sword drawn to defend relgion the first demand is to establish what clan (relgion) i have been branded with.
thus the nit picking of my faith can take place.
like a tit for tat.
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heathen
Maybe you should change the title to don't give them a break.
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Beards--CO's 1991 explanation why not allowed
by blondie inthis audio clip is from our circuit assembly held during the 1990-1991 service year.
brother joseph howard, district overseer, discusses why jehovah's witnesses do not wear beards.. http://www.geocities.com/athens/parthenon/5299/beards.html.
beards equal what?.
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heathen
I heard it .What made me gag was at the end when he says people want to grow beards as a symbol of being independent in their minds. I have heard other explainations that sound so pitifully stupid i just couldn't believe what I heard such as only radicals and homosesuals like beards.Definately one the arguements I had with the organization.It's like saying because bin ladden has a beard that somehow you growing one makes you bin ladden .
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Report on news coverage in DALLAS!!!!
by Jesika inwell, all i can say is wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they have been preparing everyone by way on tv and radio on the sexual abuse in the jw religion.
they had a small piece on the 6 o'clock news with a small interview with bill bowen.
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heathen
I watched the video ,was so sad to see you cry . I hope you are much happier now.
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Turkini
by Mulan inmy crazy cousin sent me this one.
you can do it at home too.. here are the instructions:.
here is a new way to prepare your thanksgiving or christmas turkey.. 1. cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.. 2. arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully (see attached photo).
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heathen
I'm getting hot flashes . lol
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The Homeland Security Bill
by Preston inthe patriot act and the new bill creating a department of homeland security leave out something very important.
with these two bills the government will be allowed to create a central database that will contain information on every purchase you make with your credit cards, every medical prescription you fill, the web sites you visit (including this one), the e-mails you send, your bank deposits and anything else that leaves an electronic record except for one thing: gun purchases.
the government is not allowed to use the fbi's records of background checks for gun purchases to find out if a suspected terrorist has bought guns.
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heathen
That is about the most insane proposition I've heard yet. I agree with chuck on this one all the way .When foriegners visit our country I think it's time we have some kind of intelligence on their activities especially when buying fire arms or methane gas.Don't get me wrong though I fully agree with Thomas Payne when he said those that sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither.
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'HiddenArchitectsOfTheThirdReich' (Bush-Oil disc)
by sf in.
http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=utf-8&safe=off&th=daa19878763f83be&seekm=cbd527a.0211200129.5e261c64%40posting.google.com#link1
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heathen
I am one of those guys that doesn't accept everything people say as undisputed truth. The whole thing just has too much coincidence to ignore but let's not be paranoid . I agree with questioning the facts presented especially since tactics like this have been used by power hungry psycho paths in the past.
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MN Wild Vs. Nashville Predators
by scootergirl innuttin' better than a hockey game!
over priced beers, fans cheering, sound of the blades on the ice.....and please, not forget, the organ player!
lol .
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heathen
Hockey rulz man !!!!! I like that anthem and happen to be a big fan of the Dallas stars who were once the the minnesota north stars. Unfortunately we lost last night to LA . tomorrow we will have to make pheonix pay. wooohooooo
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'Signs' was awesome
by ashitaka insigns is a great little flick to make you tense and think a bit.
the script is strong but not too serious, the directing is in with the genre, but tasteful, and the acting is intense all around.
i loved signs, and i normally despise all movies that come my way.. good stuff.. i don't want to give anything away, so have a good night.. ash
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heathen
I wasn't that impressed myself.We already discussed the plot problems in another thread. Personally I had just read stephen KIngs dream catcher novel and felt they stole the idea of aliens without weapons from that .