Posts by Jesika

I found this on another site.........WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! If you have a weak stomach, or have lost someone in death, you may not want to read this..........................

These are called the Darwin Awards.................................

5th RUNNER-UP: Goes to a San Anselmo, California man who died when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad. The 22-year-old, David Hubal, was pronounced dead at Central Mammoth Hospital. The accident occurred about 3 A.M., the Mono County Sheriff's department said. Hubal and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and undid some yellow foam protectors from a lift tower, said Lt. Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police Department. The pads are used to protect skiers who might hit the towers. The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope, and Hubal crashed into a tower. It has since been determined that the tower he hit was the one with its pads removed.

4th RUNNER-UP: Goes to Robert Puelo, 32, who was apparently being
disorderly in a St. Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call the
police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it into his mouth and walked out without paying. Police found him unconscious in front of the store.
Paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat where it had
choked him to death.

3rd RUNNER-UP: Goes to poacher Marino Malerba of Spain, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock and was killed instantly when it fell on him.

2nd RUNNER-UP: "Man loses face at party." A man at a West Virginia
party (probably related to last year's winner, a man in Arkansas who
used a .22 bullet to replace the fuse in his pickup truck) popped a
blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that
blew off his lips, teeth and tongue. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid,
bit the blasting cap as a prank during the party late Tuesday night,
said Cpl. M.D. Payne. "Another man had it in an aquarium hooked to a
battery and was trying to explode it. It wouldn't go off, and this guy
said I'll show you how to set it off. He put it into his mouth, bit
down and it blew all his teeth out and his lips and tongue off", Payne
said. Stromyer was listed in guarded condition Wednesday with extensive facial injuries, according to a spokesperson at Charleston Area Medical Division. "I just can't imagine anyone doing something like that," Payne said.

1st RUNNER-UP: Doctors at Portland University Hospital said an Oregon
man shot through the skull by a hunting arrow is lucky to be alive and
will be released soon from the hospital. Tony Roberts, 25, lost his
right eye last weekend during an initiation into a men's rafting club,
Mountain Men Anonymous (commonly known now as Stupid Mountain Men Anonymous) in Grants Pass, Oregon. A friend tried to shoot a beer can off his head, but the arrow entered Robert's right eye. Doctors said
that had the arrow gone 1 millimeter to the left, a major blood vessel
would have been severed and Roberts would have died instantly.
Neurosurgeon Doctor Johnny Delashaw at the University Hospital in
Portland said the arrow went through 8 to 10 inches of brain with the
tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet somehow managed to miss all
major blood vessels. Delashaw also said that had Roberts tried to pull
the arrow out on his own he surely would have killed himself. Roberts
admitted afterwards that he and his friends had been drinking that
afternoon. Said Roberts, "I feel so dumb about this." No charges have
been filed, but the Josephine County district attorney's office said the
initiation stunt is under investigation.

And now, THIS YEAR'S WINNER: (The late) John Pernicky and his friend,
(the late) Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the George Washington amphitheater. Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to "hop" over the nine-foot fence and sneak into the show. They pulled their pickup truck over to the fence, and the plan was for Mr. Pernicky (who was 100 pounds heavier than Mr. Hawkins) to hop the fence and then assist his friend over.

Unfortunately for (the late) Mr. Pernicky, there was a 30-foot drop on
the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found
himself crashing through a tree. His fall was abruptly halted (and
broken, along with his arm) by a large branch that snagged him by his
shorts. Dangling from the tree with a broken arm, he looked down and
saw some bushes below him. Possibly figuring the bushes would break his fall, he removed his pocket knife and proceeded to cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree. Finally free, Mr. Pernicky crashed into holly bushes. The sharp leaves scratched his entire body, and now,
without the protection of his shorts, a holly branch penetrated his
rectum. To make matters worse, on landing his pocket knife penetrated
his thigh.

Hawkins, seeing his friend in considerable agony, threw him a rope and
tried to pull him to safety by tying the rope to the pickup truck and
slowly driving away. However, in his drunken haste, he put the truck
into reverse and crashed through the fence, landing on his friend and
killing him. Police arrived to find the crashed pickup with its driver
thrown 100 feet from the truck and dead at the scene from massive
internal injuries. Upon moving the truck, they found John under it
half-naked, scratches everywhere, a holly branch in his rectum, a knife
in his thigh, and his shorts dangling from a tree branch 25 feet in the
air.

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no thanks to the tower

by kilroy2 in

i have nothing but greif and sorrow from the mind sucking cult, i will never give them thanks as thay have done nothing for me.

to me it would be like thanking a rapist for making me more aware of the dangers on the street.

am i bitter.

Jesika

I have no earthshattering advice for you, just wanted you to know you are not alone in the way you feel.

Glad you found us, and if you need us, we are here.

Jes

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Posters that make an impact

by JH in

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what posters do you like the most on this forum and why?.

Jesika

I don't think I could have posted 1000 pictues. Anyways it was a book study! How many people can you fit in a book study?

LOL

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my sister called

by free will in

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jehovah said, he will have an organization.

she wants me to go to the meetings and read literature to become more focused.

yeah right!

Jesika

I am not for sure that the reason your sister stated for the society not to sue is the real reason. Ok, I am sure that's not the reason.

I do know however, that ANY negative info is considered "apostate". Which keeps the loyal JW's from investigating anything the society has done wrong.

"New light" = we f***ed up, so now this is what we are going to do now.

Keep reading up on what they have done and are doing. Are you familiar with the sexual abuse scandal that's going on???

Go to silentlambs.org and you will find PLENTY of info there on that issue as well.

Jes

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Posters that make an impact

by JH in

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what posters do you like the most on this forum and why?.

Jesika

JH,

I know you don't mean to have anyone feel left out, but I think human nature makes you look to see if your avitar/pic made the frount page, ya know?

I know I looked, and felt a bit disappointed mine wasn't there (no that isn't a hint!!).

I know you have the best intentions and probably just curious as to what others think, but all in all feelings get hurt, and that's why I personally chose not to name anyone. I am sure I have in the past, but I know of some who got hurt that I forgot their name, or they weren't recognized in this kind of way.

That's way I said what I did.

Love you all,

Jes

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Hello, I am Vivamus' Mum and new to the board

by Country_Woman in

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i am vivamus' mum, and i have heard so much about you, that i'd like to meet you all myself.

i joined the witnesses in 1998, but i have always doubted the organization, but not the faith.

i am still jehovah's witness, but i am sure that the elders will kick me out as soon as possible, should they know what my real thoughts about the organization are.

Jesika

(((((((((((((((Country_Woman))))))))))))))))))))

I am so glad you are here with us, you have raised a WONDERFUL daughter!!!!!!!!!!

Hope to hear more from you!!!

Jes

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I lost enough weight!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pr_capone in

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ok, i would have posted this long ago but its simon's fault that i couldnt.

anyhow.... i decided to go to the armory today to have my sargent weigh me and measure me.

for those of you who dont know, for someone my height the military says that they can weigh no more than 208 pounds.

Jesika

CONGRATS HON!!!!!!!!!!

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Posters that make an impact

by JH in

jw
friends

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what posters do you like the most on this forum and why?.

Jesika

You know, I really don't like these kinds of threads cause people get left out.

I tend to personally not even read what is said, I am just scanning to see if my name was mentioned (childish I know).

It makes me feel like the kid in school who was always picked last or not at all.

We all make some kind of impact on each other, not always good ones, but not always bad either.

Thanx to those who did mention me .

I have met soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many ppl in chat or in person, that there is NO WAY I could possibly list everyone.

I have shared touching moments, tears, support, laughs, drinks, etc with so many I have met here. (you know who you are)

I am just glad to be a part of things here.

Love to everyone here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jes

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ROLL CALL!!!!! How many people are on this forum?

by NaruNaruChan in

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i'm so curious!

if you see this, sign your name and your location if you want, cuz i wanna know how many people actively view this!

^_^

Jesika

Jesika Thoman,

Dallas,Tx

*raises hand* PRESENT!!!!!! LOL