picked these up off the net.
didn't see them here so i thought i would post.. i really like the back cover to the new book, showing pictures of a car from the 30's with "jehovah's witnesses" on the side.
the pic of the guy in prison is beyond lame.. .
Now you can ruin every Dubs summber by emailing these pict to everyone that you know. This is the only thing that they have to look forward to.
Isn't it funny when you ask a dub do they want to know what the new releases are and they say NONONONONONO they want to be surprised. it's like not wanting to know the sex of their unborn child
so the other day someone asked me a question.
what is going to happen to all of th airplanes when the big a comes?
are they going to be full of dead people coasting to the ground?
So the other day someone asked me a question. What is going to happen to all of th airplanes when the Big A comes? Are they going to be full of dead people coasting to the ground? Also, what happens if a jw is on the plane? If everyone on the plane is killed by god, including the pilot, then how will the jw survive the landing?
hey all,.
i have noticed many of the elders in my hall are now calling the wtbs "mother" from the stage during their talks now.
it happens at least once per meeting.
Hey all,
I have noticed many of the elders in my hall are now calling the WTBS "Mother" from the stage during their talks now. It happens at least once per meeting. Anyone else notice this?
I wonder if there was any direction to start doing this so as to soften the borg in the witnesses eyes???
i have grown to hate this statement with a a passion.
as an ms i vowed never to say it, because it never really sounded caring.
it was just a subtle guilt trip.. anyway...my reason for starting this thread is that a 'bible study' i know, (who i am aquianted with other than him being a b.s.
I HATE THAT COMMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If anyone has any good responses that really work without being to abnoxious please share them
so i'm sitting there tonight cuz my wife makes me go ( for now ) and i had a great idea.
you know how some times they have those boring slide shows ?
wouldn't it be incredible to get some glow in the dark paint and write on the walls some funny messages so that once they turn the lights out, everyone would see the messages.. i'm 10000% sure they would cancel the slide show and go right into the wt study.
So I'm sitting there tonight cuz my wife makes me go ( for now ) and I had a great idea. You know how some times they have those BORING slide shows ? Wouldn't it be incredible to get some glow in the dark paint and write on the walls some funny messages so that once they turn the lights out, everyone would see the messages.
I'm 10000% sure they would cancel the slide show and go right into the WT study. But that would have the whole circuit talking for months !!!!
I would write things like, 1914 is a lie , Google 607BCE, the WTBS hides child abusers, etc etc
What do you have for ideas for a funny prank?
in the 1920's the watcthower had the "millions now living will never die".
in the proclaimer's book there is a photo of a bible students book booth with a sign that said in large letters, "millions now living will never die!
this is literally true.
It's funny, there is going to come a time when ALL of those people are dead....and then what....very very sad
i think i must be a bit obsessive.....i cant shut up apostating every chance i get to any old freind or family that will listen.....i drive a lot and jwshit is on my mind more than anything else....and i come here many times a day and it seems like i have been here for two years at least but it is just over a year i believe....every step i take and plan i make is about whether or not i can do it with my wife or behind her back (like otwo and others here).......she is about to go out of town for over a week and it is like i am planning for christmas!!
!......i cant wait to have friends over i only get to when she is gone....the jw effect is still omnipresent and i dont even know how much 45 years of ingraining has wired my brain.........................oompa.
I also have been brought up in it and it consumes my family.
I am at the point where I could care less ( except for the child abuse ) but the only thing that bothers me is when I with my family and they have to talk about their experiences in the feild circuis or how brutha and sista so and so are doing and that god has blessed them blah blah blah.
I try to just shut my mouth or walk away. Not because I am mad, it's because I am sad that they are wasting their lives.
the majority of witnesses were taught that the end was just around the corner, that millions now living will never die.
they believed that this generation would by no means pass away until all things were fulfilled within their lifetime.. jehovah's witnesses were suckered!
they bought into everlasting life and never dying.
What I find interesting is when I ask someone, "What will you think when 20 more years pass and we are still here"
They will say, "It's closer han ever"
Then I say "What will you think when 40 more years pass and we are still here"
It eventually downs on them and they get a strange look on their face as they start to think ahead and WHAT REALLY WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY ARE STILL ALIVE
You can see their world crashing in on them
i have noticed that jw girls and woman always seem to be flat chested.
does any one know why..
Not mine, I got her implants
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have you checked to see if you are listed on the stock exchange and what you are worth?.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fadeowfhqyc&feature=related.
I am one of those people IP Sec ( although I do what what an IP Sec tunnel is )
What is the difference between JOHN DOE and John Doe??
