She really did not say much about the assembly except it was "nice" and she said that the speaker was really good
I am completely and utterly convinced that a speaker on the first day of an assembly could read the Communist Manifesto and the only thing anyone would remember about it was that "the speaker was really good".
(Aside: I don't know why I thought of this, but something about JWs complimenting any speaker for no reason other than that he spoke got me thinking about the slide shows they used to show at the KH when a speaker couldn't make it and how much everyone seemed to like them. I remember one that had some stuff about sheep and goats in it; afterwards an elder had to get up and explain that there had been New Lightâ„¢on the subject since.)
Anyhow, here are YouTube links to the assembly drama; I apologize if they've been posted before. I actually went looking for it because I have a hangover this morning and wanted to really abuse myself.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JOJ-vHPYBfQ - Part One
http://youtube.com/watch?v=szbEiVH0j74 - Part Two
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JOJ-vHPYBfQ - Part Three
Incidentally, the chick who posted those videos on YouTube (who lists "Serving Jehovah God" among her interests) is wearing exactly the same shirt that I have on right now in some of her vids. As JWs do not believe in coincidence, I wonder what that would be supposed to mean.