I recently took out a woman for dinner that was introduced to me by a friend, she seemed nice. We were to meet at a mall then go to her house so I could see where she lived (an hour drive from my house)then go to dinner. She previously had asked me if I would mind if she brought her dog along, I asked if the dog could stay alone at her place, dogs on first dates I can do without. Well she is an hour late to the meeting location, and has the dog (a three pound poodle)and we don't have time to go to her place, how convienient.
The drive towards my house with her and the dog started to get weird when she starts to play with the dog and kiss it all over. While I'm driving and looking out the corner of my eye at her she blurts out "I've kissed his balls" I'm doumbfounded. "He's clean you know" she says. Instant turn off for me, now what do I do with her?
We go to dinner with the dog in a room at my house,I'm just expecting it to shit all over but it doesn't. We pick up the dog after dinner and proceed back to her condo, now dark out I see her lift the dog by it's tail and pull it's ass upon her nose and sniff, YUK. She sees me looking in disgust and states "I think he pooped" ,well damn me, what better reason to NOT sniff a dogs ass.
The Condo:
She asks me in and persuades me to repair a closet door for her.
Now she teases the pooch with a stuffed toy turtle as he whines at it
she throws it to the floor and dog immedeatly starts to hump the turtle with full fury and large erection. as I prepare to leave quickly she picks up the turtle and declares "it's all full of cum" As my hand is on the door knob she then picks up the pooch and says " HE IS ALL CUM" shaking her hands in the air.
I leave and never go back.
HCM (the poodle hating class)