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  Has there been a JW Facebook directive?

  by Gregor in

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  or is it just the usual internet cautions?.

  i have an jw aunt who abruptly de activated her fb account yesterday..

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  elder-schmelder

  I have noticed a few "active" JW that have removed some "inactive" JW's.

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  Joshua asked God to let the Sun stand still.....and he did it? How? Why?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  joshua wasn't done butchering people, "not enough time in the day" to chop up "god's enemies" so he says: "yeah hi jehovah, just wondering if you could make the sun stand still for me so i can continue the slaughter...thanks.

  " no problem!

  god stops the earths rotation {which should cause it to drift from the sun or crash into the moon} and holds it for joshua.

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  elder-schmelder

  Joshua asked God to let the Sun stand still

  BS

  B as in B and S as in S !!

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  God confused peoples language so they couldn't build Babel....a load of crap!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yeah well, back in the day a group of people built a tower to heaven, so god confused their languages so they would not build a "mega city" and become powerful.. or if you want to used half a brain....languages evolved over time as a form of comunication between different tribes.

  many languages are related, slavic or asian languages share the same or simular words.

  oh and the cherry on top is adam and eve spoke yiddish.....ooie mashugana!

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  I agree 100% this is the kind of thing that proves to me that the bible is not gods word.

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  BROTHER PRINCE DISFELLOWSHIPED !!

  by elder-schmelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  reports have been heard that brother price has been getting his 10 hours of field circus in for awhile, allowing him to get the privilege to carry the mics at the kingdumb hall.

  the 1st time he was handed the microphone (with the stick attached (we all know what ones i am talking about)) he started thrusting it in a very innapropiate way (pornia).

  this caused the elders to end the meeting right there and form a judicial hearing.

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  Hey white dove - it is just a joke

  lol

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  BROTHER PRINCE DISFELLOWSHIPED !!

  by elder-schmelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  reports have been heard that brother price has been getting his 10 hours of field circus in for awhile, allowing him to get the privilege to carry the mics at the kingdumb hall.

  the 1st time he was handed the microphone (with the stick attached (we all know what ones i am talking about)) he started thrusting it in a very innapropiate way (pornia).

  this caused the elders to end the meeting right there and form a judicial hearing.

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  Reports have been heard that Brother Price has been getting his 10 hours of field circus in for awhile, allowing him to get the privilege to carry the mics at the kingdumb hall. The 1st time he was handed the microphone (with the stick attached (we all know what ones I am talking about)) He started THRUSTING it in a very innapropiate way (Pornia). This caused the elders to end the meeting right there and form a judicial hearing. The result was that, after 3 prayers and 15 min he was disfellowshiped!!

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  APOSTATES LIE !!!

  by elder-schmelder in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  all i have ever head my whole life at meetings is that apostates are full of lies.. about 1 year ago i started checking into the lie.

  all i can find is quote's from watchtowers and other books.. .

  my question is "what is the lie that apostates are telling?".

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  All I have ever head my whole life at meetings is that APOSTATES are full of lies.

  About 1 year ago I started checking into the LIE. All I can find is Quote's from Watchtowers and other books.

  My question is "What is the LIE that apostates are telling?"

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  1979 Choosing the Best Way of Life--PDF!

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  1979 choosing the best way of life--pdf!

  bookmarked searchable reduced front cover?

  click here: http://www.badongo.com/pic/6783524?size=original download: click the link at the bottom of the next page.

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  It truly is the BEST WAY OF LIFE, if you dont ever want to talk to your friends or family again.

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  Rutherford's Burial

  by elder-schmelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  source - http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/bethsarim.php.

  "rutherford wished to be buried at either beth-sarim or beth-shan.

  on rutherford's death knorr and the watchtower society went to court in an attempt to have rutherford buried at beth-sarim.

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  Source - http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/bethsarim.php

  "Rutherford wished to be buried at either Beth-Sarim or Beth-Shan. On Rutherford's death Knorr and the Watchtower Society went to court in an attempt to have Rutherford buried at Beth-Sarim. As shown in the Consolation 1942 May 27 insertion below, this was to do with Rutherford's fanciful belief in the return of the "the King of the East" to Beth-Sarim and his need to face "the rising sun" upon that return. Knorr lost the case, but his action postponed Rutherford's burial for three and a half months after he died. "

  D o es this 3 "1/2" months have any ties to jesus being raised from the dead in 3 "1/2" days?

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  The Generation

  by elder-schmelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i need to know the exact watchtower issues that show the changes in the generation understanding.

  can someone let me know all the way back to the first watchtowers.. .

  elder-schmelder.

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  elder-schmelder

  I need to know the exact Watchtower issues that show the Changes in the generation understanding. Can someone let me know all the way back to the first watchtowers.

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  this was a youtube clip following the GB reaching out.

  by milola in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i hope i did this right.

  i can't help but check out other related clips on you tube and this one was the last of the string form the op's clip with tthe gb spoof.. .

  <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7r4f9ygxdbk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7r4f9ygxdbk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>.

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  elder-schmelder

  Makes me sick !!

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