OMG i'm busting a gut!!!!!!!!!!
I hoped she called the police and gave them a description!!!!!!!
johnny1980
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The DEMONS broke her leg! Too funny or maybe sad!?
by QuestioningEverything inmy mom told me about a sister in her hall that came in on crutches to the meeting sunday.
my mom asked her what happened and she said that thursday night when she was on her way out the door to the kh, that two demons attacked her.
they knocked her to the ground and one held her down while the other one jumped on her leg and broke it .
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Urgent Help Please
by Gladring ina friend is being hassled by a body of elders to go to a judicial committee.
i have advised against going but if they go ahead.... the question is are you entitled to have a representative of your own at a judicial committee?.
a second, not quite so urgent, question is: does anyone know where to get a copy of coc in spanish.. thanks.
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johnny1980
If they want a Judicial Meeting, they are most likely going to DF her... So go out with a bang, either show up with a lawyer and a bottle of boos and smokes, or don't go at all... If your going to go out, go out with a bang!!!!!!!!!
There is a guy on youtube that snuck a recorder in his JC meeting and plays it on the web (link below), if she does go, you have to bring a mini pocket recorder, we wanna hear!... Oh, and this dude hangs out in front of the kingdom hall every memorial and protests... He even gets a city permit so its LEGAL LOL!!!!!!!!! IMA thinkin about flying out there to help out for shits and giggles!!!
Link to Protester (I think he will send you the recording if you e-mail him)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR7tsA0Nng4&feature=channel_page
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Did You Know Any "Gay" Jehovah's Witnesses?
by minimus ini suspect a few witnesses were not "straight" but didn't act on their sexual preferences.. i knew one up and coming bethelite who was approached by the bethel heavies and talked to about his "effeminate mannerisms" and was pretty much told that he could become a more prominent menmber of the bethel family if he "became more masculine looking" and preferably found a bethel sister to marry.
he followed the counsel and was thereafter a regular designated bethel speaker at district conventions.
interestingly, all of his bethel buddies thought the whole scenario was a hoot, knowing that he was really an effeminate man suddenly now looking very hetero..
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johnny1980
Couldn't ask for better turn out! I'm so glad everything worked out for you.
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Did You Know Any "Gay" Jehovah's Witnesses?
by minimus ini suspect a few witnesses were not "straight" but didn't act on their sexual preferences.. i knew one up and coming bethelite who was approached by the bethel heavies and talked to about his "effeminate mannerisms" and was pretty much told that he could become a more prominent menmber of the bethel family if he "became more masculine looking" and preferably found a bethel sister to marry.
he followed the counsel and was thereafter a regular designated bethel speaker at district conventions.
interestingly, all of his bethel buddies thought the whole scenario was a hoot, knowing that he was really an effeminate man suddenly now looking very hetero..
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johnny1980
"However, everything has turned out so fine as it could be. She has got a new family, and I a most wonderful boy-friend and I get along very well with my ex-wife too"
That's awesome! She understands, and loves you for who you are. Couldn't ask for anything better! How did the kids handle it?
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Did You Know Any "Gay" Jehovah's Witnesses?
by minimus ini suspect a few witnesses were not "straight" but didn't act on their sexual preferences.. i knew one up and coming bethelite who was approached by the bethel heavies and talked to about his "effeminate mannerisms" and was pretty much told that he could become a more prominent menmber of the bethel family if he "became more masculine looking" and preferably found a bethel sister to marry.
he followed the counsel and was thereafter a regular designated bethel speaker at district conventions.
interestingly, all of his bethel buddies thought the whole scenario was a hoot, knowing that he was really an effeminate man suddenly now looking very hetero..
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johnny1980
I guess I was gay enough that I never could stand the thought of pretending to like someone and marry them. F that! When the rumors would start (because of my latest suits and style, and hanging out with the girls LOL) I would always blow off the "you don't date anyone comments" with the "dating is for those seeking marriage lecture right??".... I actually became quite respected in the congregation, but after a couple of years of Sat night clubbing and then pretending to be straight on Sunday started to suck...]
Then when I met my hubby I realized I couldn't pretend any longer... So I started visiting congregations to find one that didn't meddle in anyone's business, switched cong's and then slowly dissapeared, moved, and changed my number POOF! BUH BYE FREAKS!
I honestly thought I was going to die the next day for making such a big step... What a realization being in the real world, and how nice it is to sleep in on SATURDAY MORNING!
Still have dreams of being "outted" at the kingdom hall! Does that spell cult or what?
J
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Rallying the gays!
by jstalin init's been a while since i've been on here and just wondering if any of the gays are still around... in addition, if you are gay and new to the board (or even been here a while), go ahead and introduce yourself!.
if you're gay and stuck in the organization, this is a good place to talk about it and meet other people that are or have been where you are.
it's not a choice and there are plenty of people out there who understand what it is like to be in your position!.
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johnny1980
Maybe it's nice to talk with someone who went through a similar situation in the congregation... It's like saying Rallying all you pioneers, something wrong with that?
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Got A Letter From A JW
by JW Walking Away ini kept getting emails from a jw from somewhere, don't even know who she is.
last night i finally emailed this person asking them to stop emailing me because i am not a jw and have no interest in the emails she sends.
she practically sends 2-3 "spriritual" emails a day.
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johnny1980
Well I certainly hope the author of the post reads it and does! LOL
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Rallying the gays!
by jstalin init's been a while since i've been on here and just wondering if any of the gays are still around... in addition, if you are gay and new to the board (or even been here a while), go ahead and introduce yourself!.
if you're gay and stuck in the organization, this is a good place to talk about it and meet other people that are or have been where you are.
it's not a choice and there are plenty of people out there who understand what it is like to be in your position!.
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johnny1980
I've always been open here, and never been ran off. If they do oh well, not the end of the world! No Pun intended!
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Got A Letter From A JW
by JW Walking Away ini kept getting emails from a jw from somewhere, don't even know who she is.
last night i finally emailed this person asking them to stop emailing me because i am not a jw and have no interest in the emails she sends.
she practically sends 2-3 "spriritual" emails a day.
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johnny1980
I know a really great site you can register her e-mail address to, and it will SPAM THE $HIT OUT OF HER!!!!
Don't forget to sign her up for farmsex.com also
http://www.computerworld.com/action/member.do?command=viewEmailNewsletters&intsrc=hm_nav_nl
CHECK ALL THE BOXES YOUR FINGER CAN STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
How da ya like dem apples! HA
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Biggest Full Moon of 2009 tonight....
by Snoozy inthey say we are having the biggest full moon of 2009 tonight..and some can see it tomorrow night.. http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20090109/sc_space/saturdaynightspecialbiggestfullmoonof2009 .
the thing is it will cause hightides and they can trigger earthquakes, especially around areas of water... http://www.livescience.com/environment/041026_tidal_earthquakes.html.
some believe that this will also affect our bodies... http://www.skepdic.com/fullmoon.html.
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johnny1980
OMG ANOTHER SIGN OF THE END!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL