TotallyADD,
Is there any chance you may be able to work out a deal with one of your two neighbors(closest one) that have DSL where you're moving?
In other words ask them if you paid the difference could they maybe upgrade their service on dsl and allow you to connect with a wireless hub/router?
Of course this is all dependent on how close you are to them. Won't work if the distance is to great.
The reason I ask this is I'm aware of someone who had similar issues and basically told the phone company to go screw themselves after getting the run around and talked to their neighbor and had a great turnout doing just what I described.
But all of this would depend on distance of your house from theirs and how much bandwidth they are currently allocated and if they can even upgrade to a higher speed dsl.
But anyhow hope you can find some resolution to this and can eventually join us from your new location.
Regards,
StoneWall