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  I'm out

  by HappyGuy in

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  there are a half dozen or so self appointed thought police on this board who are harassing me.

  now one of them is talking trash about my wife.. i don't need this kind of stupidity in my life.. i'm out..

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  Very sorry about that. I, too, am sorry to see you go. I've enjoyed your posts.

  I like Robdar's advice the best.
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  First Xmas Gift

  by zions watchman in

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  well as you guys know the borg spoills holidays for all the world, but i did something i did not plan.

  i saw a emeral palm tree (reminded me when we took a 7 day cruse) and bought it.

  i gave it to her and said your first xmas gift!

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  Feels good, huh?

  Merry Christmas!!!
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  HappyGuy, I was married the first time to a combo of the group I posted above.

  I am now married to your description of the Real Man . He wouldn't even date me until my former marriage was legally over. He said it just wouldn't be right. He wanted to do it *right* and wait.

  Finding a gem took time and I am one HappyGal.

  With one caveat: He does not own me. (I own him)
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  For Restrangulated:

  * STRESS RELIEF FOR WOMEN!

  
  I have used this method of stress relief for years and it always works. It just takes three simple steps to get immediate relief!
  Step 1. Go up to your source of stress and get a good grip on his balls.
  Step 2. Squeeze hard!!
  Step 3. Now SLOWLY count to 10 and then release his busted balls.
  He will grab his aching balls and you will stand there with no more stress and a big smile on your face!
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  Well, I hear the trains ran on time

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  because of the problem with long posts, i will type this in notepad and post in pieces.. don't bother reading this if you are impatient.

  it takes a bit to get to the point.. this is not a thread about adolf hitler, but i wanted to use .

  history to make a point.

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  Well written, well said. Thank you.

  This needs to be reiterated:

  So was it worth it? NO. Nobody deserves to be misled by WTS. In my opinion, nothing good as

  a result justifies the lying and total control of lives, the implanting of fears, the lost lives

  to the blood issue, the sacrifice of money and education and careers and the years wasted.
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  Cream puffs---YUM!!!
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  Joe Sensitive "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
  Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled
  Egg, Snugglepup
  Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
  Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

  Old Man Grumpus
  "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and
  watch TV."
  Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow
  Mover, Jerk
  Advantages: Stays put; predictable
  Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

  Flinchy
  "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
  Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
  Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
  Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

  Bigfoot
  "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
  Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk,
  Big 'n' Dumb
  Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
  Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

  Lazybones
  "Zzzzzz"
  Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
  Advantages: Well rested; easy target
  Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

  The Sneak
  "Who, me?"
  Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
  Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
  Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

  Ace of Hearts
  "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
  Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
  Advantages: Perpetually aroused
  Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

  The Dreamer
  "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
  Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
  Advantages: Tells good stories
  Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

  Mr. Right
  "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed
  weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
  Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
  Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
  Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction
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  Conspiracies thrive in minds open to influence

  by Elsewhere in

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  bottom line: if you are inclined toward conspiracy theories, it's because you are easily influenced.. .

  http://articles.latimes.com/2009/sep/28/opinion/oe-rodriguez28.

  one man's rumor is another man's realitydispelling conspiracy theories and untruths can be difficult when people only hear what they already believe.september 28, 2009|gregory rodriguezjust because you're paranoid doesn't mean that someone's not after you.

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  Charilie Sheen, US Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) and Van Jones are all 9-11 Conspiracy Theorists.

  http://www.usnews.com/blogs/peter-roff/2009/09/09/charlie-sheen-joins-the-truther-911-conspiracy-theory-fringe.html

  One prominent truther is former U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney, D-Ga. Another is former Obama White House aide Van Jones (whose resignation late Saturday came after it was learned his name appears on a truther petition demanding further investigation of the events surrounding 9/11). Another is, believe it or not, actor Charlie Sheen.

  What is odd is that Obama and his aides didn't know that Van Jones was a Truther. Huh. Must have slipped thru the cracks. Kind of like the Salahi's at the State dinner.

  Wing-nuts all. Leftists all.
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  Conspiracies thrive in minds open to influence

  by Elsewhere in

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  bottom line: if you are inclined toward conspiracy theories, it's because you are easily influenced.. .

  http://articles.latimes.com/2009/sep/28/opinion/oe-rodriguez28.

  one man's rumor is another man's realitydispelling conspiracy theories and untruths can be difficult when people only hear what they already believe.september 28, 2009|gregory rodriguezjust because you're paranoid doesn't mean that someone's not after you.

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  So the 9-11 loons (all on the left, correct?) are all wing nuts, huh?

  Just as I thought.
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  15 kinds of wimmen - which are you?

  by Satanus in

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  1. miss feminist .

  this woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries.

  she believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to.

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  VIII

  Some of you must have some of this stuff, at least.

  Ok, I'm a combo of a few:

  Miss VIII thinks knows her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. good-looking and well dressed, sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey.

  I could go on, but I wouldn't want to get you more excited than you already might be.