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  Logistical problems of the new system...

  by highdose in

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  just supposing that you belive in it... i used to always wonder, how on earth are we going to get from one country to the other?

  i mean old type ships used to take months to get around!

  what about land travel?

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  The point is not to think about that kind of stuff. That is petty and *worldly*. Actually it is greedy and somehow selfish, don't you think?

  First of all, you should be thinking about the billions of bodies you'll be burying for the foreseeable future immediatly after Armageddon. Seriously, have you thought about how you are going to bury all those dead bodies? How are you going to dig graves? Or are you just going to *Wait on Jehovah* to Zap those bodies into oblivion? Don't you think he's going to make you work for Paradise? I mean seriously, this is the God who made Noah build an Ark for a flood. He could have helped him a little. Like just put Noah on top of a Mountain. Maybe. Be a nice God and all.

  Second, when your done, (assuming you made it through of course), you can sit back, relax and pet your lion. That's right, your very own Lion King!!!

  Just like all the Awake! Magazines have been showing for years. Won't that be fun?

  As for farming? Nah, you'll be picking berries off of bushes. Foraging for roots. Maybe if you're lucky your pet lion will have fleas and you can pick those off and scarf. YUM!!

  So, won't living in the NEW SYSTEM be fun? Exciting? Something to look forward to?
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  HappyGuy--your screen name makes sense!
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  Women as second class citizens

  by iMARX in

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  i don't know about anyone else, but even when i was 14 or 15 i had an issue with the fact that women are weaker vessels than men and we are to be submissive to our "head" of the house etc.... people just assumed i was a moody teenager trying to be cool by disagreeing with those scriptures but i was a feminist in the making.. i even asked an elder's wife about it and i said to her: "you're a headstrong woman, how do you feel about this?

  do you think you should succumb to paul's every word and do as he says all the time??".

  she replied: "i hate that scripture too sarah.

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  I asked my Mom about this (again) recently. She said she didn't agree with this, however, "I have faith in Jehovah". When ever she really can't answer a question or debate anything logically, the answer becomes "I have faith in Jehovah".

  That issue, for me, was big. In the 70's, Helen Reddy was singing about "I am Woman" and my Mom was getting her first job. She was reading Cosmopolitan on the sly (and I was at age 11) and then I was forced to put a napkin on my head and was told I was not as good as the boys. Uh, NO. I just knew that was not true.

  Why women in this time in the world are willing to be treated like crap I will never understand. Oh, because Paul said so? Paul, who lived 2000 years ago and wrote some ridiculous stuff that now, 2000 years later, American women are going, "Yeah, I think that sounds good. I guess I will be in submission to my Husband. I'll let him to beat the shit out of me. I'll try to get 2 witnessess to the abuse to get a spiritual divorce."

  The JWs have made zero progress in this. Zero. Again, you would think that women's lightbulbs would go off when they read this crap.

  The bulbs in some people's heads must be very dim.
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  I'm out

  by HappyGuy in

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  there are a half dozen or so self appointed thought police on this board who are harassing me.

  now one of them is talking trash about my wife.. i don't need this kind of stupidity in my life.. i'm out..

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  Very sorry about that. I, too, am sorry to see you go. I've enjoyed your posts.

  I like Robdar's advice the best.
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  First Xmas Gift

  by zions watchman in

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  well as you guys know the borg spoills holidays for all the world, but i did something i did not plan.

  i saw a emeral palm tree (reminded me when we took a 7 day cruse) and bought it.

  i gave it to her and said your first xmas gift!

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  Feels good, huh?

  Merry Christmas!!!
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  HappyGuy, I was married the first time to a combo of the group I posted above.

  I am now married to your description of the Real Man . He wouldn't even date me until my former marriage was legally over. He said it just wouldn't be right. He wanted to do it *right* and wait.

  Finding a gem took time and I am one HappyGal.

  With one caveat: He does not own me. (I own him)
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  For Restrangulated:

  * STRESS RELIEF FOR WOMEN!

  
  I have used this method of stress relief for years and it always works. It just takes three simple steps to get immediate relief!
  Step 1. Go up to your source of stress and get a good grip on his balls.
  Step 2. Squeeze hard!!
  Step 3. Now SLOWLY count to 10 and then release his busted balls.
  He will grab his aching balls and you will stand there with no more stress and a big smile on your face!
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  Well, I hear the trains ran on time

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  because of the problem with long posts, i will type this in notepad and post in pieces.. don't bother reading this if you are impatient.

  it takes a bit to get to the point.. this is not a thread about adolf hitler, but i wanted to use .

  history to make a point.

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  Well written, well said. Thank you.

  This needs to be reiterated:

  So was it worth it? NO. Nobody deserves to be misled by WTS. In my opinion, nothing good as

  a result justifies the lying and total control of lives, the implanting of fears, the lost lives

  to the blood issue, the sacrifice of money and education and careers and the years wasted.
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  Cream puffs---YUM!!!
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  Joe Sensitive "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
  Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled
  Egg, Snugglepup
  Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
  Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

  Old Man Grumpus
  "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and
  watch TV."
  Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow
  Mover, Jerk
  Advantages: Stays put; predictable
  Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

  Flinchy
  "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
  Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
  Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
  Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

  Bigfoot
  "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
  Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk,
  Big 'n' Dumb
  Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
  Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

  Lazybones
  "Zzzzzz"
  Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
  Advantages: Well rested; easy target
  Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

  The Sneak
  "Who, me?"
  Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
  Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
  Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

  Ace of Hearts
  "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
  Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
  Advantages: Perpetually aroused
  Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

  The Dreamer
  "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
  Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
  Advantages: Tells good stories
  Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

  Mr. Right
  "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed
  weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
  Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
  Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
  Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction