Posts by Morbidzbaby

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Christmas traditions

by tec in

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i thought it would be nice to start a thread with some of your favorite christmas traditions... especially for those who are just beginning to celebrate christmas.

we open a gift on christmas eve.

when i was a kid, it was always a new pair of pajamas.

Morbidzbaby

This is my first Christmas, and also OUR first together, but we've decided on a few things to be traditions.

Tree goes up after Thanksgiving dinner (same night) as we listen to Christmas music.

Every year, we will get one ornament for ourselves as a couple, and one for our children.

Christmas Eve will be spent watching Christmas movies and snuggling in PJ's, probably with some sort of baked goods. When the kids are with us and when we have kids together, we will read the Night Before Christmas and other Christmas stories to get them excited for Santa.

Christmas morning, BF and I will sleep in (unless the kids are with us, then that's considered inhumane treatement lol). I will make a nice breakfast and we will open presents. Later on, a big dinner of ham or turkey with all the fixings.

The tree will stay up until New Years day.

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Holiday Greetings from Hans

by Mr. Falcon in

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here's to wishing you all a sexy and efficient holiday season!.

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Morbidzbaby

Merry Christmas, Falcon!!! (and everyone else!)

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Attn: Nurses, Psychologists, anybody in the Medical Field

by Iamallcool in

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i have a female friend that has been having chronic earaches.

she has been going to the health clinic frequently lately.

i saw her today and she is very hyperactive and feeling good.

Morbidzbaby

Some medications can cause hyperactivity. Others can cause sluggishness. I had one that had the unfortunate side effect of "excessive yawning"...that was NOT fun. I must have yawned 100 times a day...

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Check out my latest you-tube video! Rate and comment!

by Joliette in

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Morbidzbaby

@Shirley: Ja Rule did an interview a while ago (it's on YouTube) about how it was growing up with his mom being DF'ed... He said now that he's famous, her family calls her up just to chat!! Whereas before, they acted like she was the scum of the earth...friggin' hypocrites!

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We had a visit from a JW today.

by ShadesofGrey in

it was a woman from our old congo.

we have our 9 foot christmas tree in the window.

the blinds were closed, but we have one of those windows above a window, so if she was looking she saw it.. .

Morbidzbaby

GOOD FOR YOU!!!

I put pics of mine on Facebook... I have gone past the point of caring what anyone thinks.

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To Dear Ms. Josie...

by AGuest in

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the greatest of love and peace to you and your dear family and...

wonderful... and [almost] perfect timing!

i am so happy for you dear folks!!.

Morbidzbaby

That was so racist, Outlaw. I'm shocked (33.3%) and dismayed (66.6%)

You're missing .1%, FYI... Is that the part that agrees?? *giggle*

mrsjones, congrats and I hope everything works out the way you want it to!

As for the great Chicken Debate, I'm torn. I like Popeye's spicy chicken and their cajun gravy, but I love KFC's grilled chicken and their mac & cheese... Chester's is "meh"... And Chicken Express is okay, but dang their chicken gives you the walkin' farts! We got the family size chicken strip meal one night and we sounded like the horn section of the orchestra...

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To Our God's Organization - sd-7 style!

by sd-7 in

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to god, by organization.

to our god's organization.

Morbidzbaby

Erm...why are you listening to Kingdumb Hellodies?? Isn't it a bit like being waterboarded?

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Man-oh-man-oh-MAN... I am SO ready...

by AGuest in

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to get back to work (peace to you all!).

yeah, yeah, i'm sure a couple/few of you here are ready for me to go back, too (lololol!).

kim kardashian's and company's just gonna have to forgive me... but my brain is about to go bonkers.

Morbidzbaby

Oh, Shelby, I am SO with you on that one, hun! If I'm not working for long periods I go out of my mind with boredom! One week off is like a month to me! I love working!

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Religious People Live Longer

by mankkeli in

regular involvement in religious activities goes hand in hand with better physical health and a longer life, according to a statistical analysis of 42 independent studies published since 1977 that have addressed this issue, states science news.

religious involvement, especially the public type, showed a statistically significant relationship to higher survival rates, the scientists say.

several reasons have been proposed for the findingsthe shunning of risky behaviors, marital stability, less depression associated with matters beyond direct control, greater social contacts, and positive emotions and attitudes.

Morbidzbaby

Well, mankkeli basically cherry-picked the parts of the article that support his theory that we should all high-tail it back to the Kingdom Hall...

Hmmm I seem to remember the Watchtower doing the very same thing with important subjects like the cross, the Trinity, the No Blood policy, evolution...

Should we really be surprised that he's emulating the cult he so loves?

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Has anybody ever reported you to the elders?

by Iamallcool in

Morbidzbaby

Speaking of ties...

I witnessed an Elderette counselling a Ministerial Servant about HIS ties! Like undercover, this brother liked to wear interesting ties with cartoon characters, animals, etc. Nothing offensive, just cute and interesting.

This sister had the OVARIES to counsel him in front of a bunch of people and tell him "You know, you really shouldn't be wearing those on stage. It brings reproach on Jehovah and makes a mockery out of the spiritual food that we're being given". But yet...her family and their huge house and brand new expensive cars that they could barely afford DIDN'T? Completely doing the opposite of "keeping your eye simple" isn't making a mockery of the "spiritual food" and bringing reproach according to their beliefs??

Pardon me, Sister Stick-Up-Your-Ass, you have a rafter in your eye... Fucking moron.

Incredibly, later on I had some choice words about this elderette because she's friggin' nosy and uppity and likes to counsel everyone else and acts like she farts rainbows and glitter... My own mother YELLED at me and said "Don't you talk about MY SISTER like that!"... Yeah... your "sister" who treated you like a leper until your husband converted. Yeah, that's someone to defend...