This reminds me of a newlywed JW couple I knew....
She was making a dish for a congregation "get-together". Meat was in the oven and she had made a sauce in the blender, ready to be poured over the dish. She then went to have a shower before the "get-together"..........
When they were nearly ready to go, she poured the sauce over the dish and went into the cupboard to look for potholders. She finds.........a chewed up wooden spoon in with the kitchen linens....
Asks hubby about it, and he claims to know nothing
She says, "Look, it's only you and me here, and I know it wasn't me!"
Finally, he admits that while she was in the shower, he turned on the blender, and stuck the wooden spoon in, which got chewed up in the blades.
She was livid, and said, "You were going to let me serve wooden slivers to our friends???"
She came to the "get-together" with no dish and in tears.
LOL