I once met a man in 'field service' who upon my arrival was prying the nails out of his front porch. When I asked 'why?', he explained that the government was spying on him - by bouncing a 'radar beam' from nail to nail into his house. He claimed to know this because one day while watching TV he flipped to a channel that was displaying HIM, sitting on the toilet. Also, he "knew" that the motherboard in his HAM radio had been removed and replaced with an inferior motherboard by the government.
Since then I've come to realize there is a percentage of the population that is absolutely bat shit insane - and they are absolutely here, on this forum. But they have no idea who they are.
(If you don't believe this story... you should go check your front porch. If you notice there are 'extra' nails - nails that clearly aren't required to keep the deck in place.... well, I have some bad news. Yes... I'm afraid the government is VERY interested in how often you have a bowel movement, and both we public citizens AND the demonz are watching.)
- Lime