"camping out in Satans colon". that's a good one
Incense_and_Peppermints
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In the beginning...
by The_Bad_Seed inthere are far less jw posters on this site than i had originally thought there would be, and was happy to find far more xjw's than i thought existed on the internet, and am curious if it was simons intention to create a board solely for jehovahs witnesses thoughts or interpretations in the beginning, or if he had intended this site to become a 'meet and greet' for those who left (or got booted from) the borg, or both?
the reason i ask, is that the wts teaches that surfing the internet 'while being an educational tool' is roughly the equivalent of camping out in satans colon, and i can only imagine a site not (just an educated guess) sponsored by the wts with the slogan "discussion forum for anything jw related...everyone is welcome!
" could only seen as a roadmap into the devils gaping piehole.. i'm pretty green around here, and was just wondering..
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notes from the underground
by Incense_and_Peppermints inthe secret private jw message board, that is .
so, how do they determine this, exactly?
(whether or not someone is in "good standing".
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Incense_and_Peppermints
i can't copy and paste anymore. i got a little dialog that says "DO NOT STEAL!"
sheesh. they're no fun.
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notes from the underground
by Incense_and_Peppermints inthe secret private jw message board, that is .
so, how do they determine this, exactly?
(whether or not someone is in "good standing".
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Incense_and_Peppermints
(i'm laughing out loud)
good luck!
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notes from the underground
by Incense_and_Peppermints inthe secret private jw message board, that is .
so, how do they determine this, exactly?
(whether or not someone is in "good standing".
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Incense_and_Peppermints
buahahahaha... how funny they think they're keeping the "riff-raff" out
cosmiq Unregistered User(4/11/02 2:58:38 pm)
Reply new site
Well, this is different! Looks Ok from so far, I think it will take a while to get used to tho'! If it means keeping out any rif-raf then I'm all for it! -
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notes from the underground
by Incense_and_Peppermints inthe secret private jw message board, that is .
so, how do they determine this, exactly?
(whether or not someone is in "good standing".
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Incense_and_Peppermints
the secret private jw message board, that is
so, how do they determine this, exactly? (whether or not someone is in "good standing". is there a form with twenty questions you fill out, or something? doesn't their bible say "only jehovah can read hearts"? their arrogance and exclusivity is mind-boggling! even among their own kind, for chrissakes.)
voxscript
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(5/19/02 2:25:54 pm)
ReplyJehovah's Witnesses Cruise
Hello there,
We are a planning a cruise for only JW's in good standing. If you do want to join us, we will need your Presiding Overseers name and number to verify that you are in good standing. This will be our 5th cruise and we have had nothing but wholesome fun on the last few. If want to try cruising it is great because all food is included plus the activities on the boat (except aquaspa activities). We will be going on the Celebrity Cruise Line (5 star rating). Our group rate is awesome~~ actually the best price we ever got in the last 5 cruises, I guess because of the 9/11 aftermath and people just don't want to travel that much anymore. That is just my opinion though.
Please e-mail me for the specifics. A little bit about it:
Date: November 30, 2002
Southern Caribbean Itinerary:
San Juan Puerto Rico
St. Croix
St. Lucia
Antigua
and St. Thomas!
For example if you have 4 in a cabin and an inside room the total cost is only $472.00 per person. The regular price is $1700 per person. It is an unbelievable group rate.
Please e-mail me at: [email protected] for more information. Thanks!
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Sure Fire Ways To Go Broke
by drahcir yarrum ini was thinking of unique businesses that would probably land you in bankruptcy court and came up with this one:.
selling windows to kingdom halls.
does anyone else have any suggestions?
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Setting up a sidewalk stand outside a convention selling crosses and crucifixes
easter stuff
valentines
birthday candles/decorations
halloween stuff
r-rated movies
cigarettes
american flags
smurf dolls
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How many did YOU recruit?
by In_between_days injust a quick question, and one that seems to take jehovahs witnesses back a little, an extremely good question to ask a pioneer.
"so, with all your hours of service, how many people have you actually brought into the jehovahs witness organisation?".
um.... genuinely, 100% of my old jw freinds have all been raised in the organisation.
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Incense_and_Peppermints
none, thank god...
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New Here
by Trauma_Hound inhello all, just wanted to say hi, i'm new here.
i'm from seattle washington, and excaped the cult when i was about 18, i'm now 32.. .
picture of me can be found here <evil grin> >:)
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Incense_and_Peppermints
now you've done it. you've managed to frighten off any remaining jehovah's witnesses lurking in the crevices...
DINKY: i hate courtney love because she killed kurt cobain. and stole his music. what did he ever see in her? aaargh.
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Do you care that you offend JW's?
by wholewheat inthis is a sincere question.
do you worry about offending active witnesses?
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Incense_and_Peppermints
this is a sincere answer: hell no!
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Incense_and_Peppermints
*** SURE, just 'cause you're a JEDI now
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