haha, "good nudes", good one
Incense_and_Peppermints
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How to Keep JWs Away.
by Undecided inmy wife just told me about a guy where she worked who told her how he got rid of the jws at his door.
when he saw them comming up the drive way he took off his shirt and just cracked the door enough for them to see his bare chest as he bent over sidways.
he said,"we are nudist and you will have to take off your clothes if you come in.
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How to impress a women
by Jesika ini was reading my emails today and my aunt lin sent this to me.
i thought it was funny how it ended, just thought i would share.
to impress a woman.
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Incense_and_Peppermints
cute list, jesika . i don't think either sex will ever truly know what the other one wants, 'cause we all want something different based on our own experience. i know what i find impressive in a man, but i'm not tellin'. it's only one thing, too, but it's so...cosmic
anyway i found another list, the "what men secretly want to tell women" list...
What Men want to tell Women
00 The Media Desk
- It's not an act, I really don't care.
- Diet sodapop tastes worse, and Yes, I can tell the difference.
- Chicken wings or vegetarian lasagna... Guess which I'll pick every time.
- Yes I know what foreplay is. But when you tell me not to mess up your hair, not to tickle you, and ask if I heard the phone ring, there's not much left is there.
- While I can tell you who Red 'the Galloping Ghost' Grange was, and in great detail too, I have no idea who what's-his-name on that sit-com you like so much is.
- I will not wear a bracelet unless it has paramedic information on it. Period.
- You go to the Arts and Crafts Show. I'll go to the Hunting and Fishing Expo. Sounds like a perfect weekend to me.
- Do I think you need to get your hair cut short? Is it longer than Crystal Gayle's? And you are never getting a perm either. See This Photo for reference Ms. Gayle's hair.
- Laying wet vegetables on the newspaper before I read it is a Felony.
- So is using my razor on your legs.
- I know, I never wore that pink shirt your mother bought me. And if she buys me a pink tie, I won't wear it either.
- No I didn't hear what you said while Tiger was putting for the Masters Championship. Repeating it while Team Green is about to finish 1 - 2 at the Long Beach Grand Prix won't help.
- I probably forgot your birthday, Mother's Day, Sweetheart Day, Port Fogworth Incorporation Day, my birthday, Columbus Day, Valentines Day, the cat's birthday, and our anniversary, what makes you think I'll remember what TODAY is?
- I ordered it off the web site, paid good cash money for it, had it gift wrapped, and had it overnight mailed to you, of course I meant it.
- Yes it is a cute little car. But I still want something that looks like an Army Truck.
- We still had our clothes on, so it wasn't serious flirting.
- Dont ask me if I think she is prettier than you. If you have to ask, she is.
- Do I think those few extra pounds look good on you? If I say yes, youll gain a few more, and a few more if I say no, youll be mad for a week. Talk about a no win situation.
- Quit faking it in bed. If you want it a different way. Say So! And it wont hurt my feelings if you initiate it once in awhile.
- I thought 'Rambo 3' was romantic, why would I want to watch 'The Princess Bride'?
- I promise not to laugh the next time you tell me the cat got ran over by a street sweeper.
Edited by - Incense_and_Peppermints on 15 August 2002 15:13:48
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robdar,,,has surgery today!!!
by ugg inrobdar has knee surgery today,,,just wanted to wish her the best!!
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hope all is going well,,,,and you recover fast...hugs to you
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Incense_and_Peppermints
hey robdar, i hope you're back on your feet real soon!
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No hope for shy ones?
by dsgal ini knew a very nice person who was also very shy.she would sweat bullets just thinking about joining the tms or commenting at meetings.yet she was the sweetest person at the kh.she confided to someone she thought she could trust and was told she didn't have jehovah's spirit if she couldn't do these things that were required of her.also that she might not make it into the new world because romans 10;10 says clearly "public declaration by mouth means your salvation".i don't get it.god doesn't love shy people?but he created shy animals!
needless to say,this woman does not attend meetings anymore because she thinks there is no hope for her anyway.funny,i have never heard anyone in another religion say you were doomed because of shyness.
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Incense_and_Peppermints
yeah, WHAT ABOUT the shy ones?
you know, i had wrestled with this very issue when i was a young jw girl. i used to cringe every time a householder opened the door, looking at me as if i was a specimen in a petri dish. and i didn't blame them. i just knew i was interrupting their weekend to tell them something they didn't want to hear, which further compounded the problem. there were plenty of them out there, too. ugh there used to be this one brother, brother oleson, who used to always embarrass me in front of a whole crowd of people sayiung stuff like "well HEY THERE little JANETTEeee, why the long face", or "you'd be so much cuter without those coke-bottle glasses". etc. i think it was his personal mission to call attention to others as a way of calling attention to himself, or something. anyway i heard he's still in, and probably still a JERK. i heard his wife had died and she was a real shrew she looked like barbara bush except she had coal-black hair. her two sons were cool, though. i never could decide which one was the cuter... i heard the older one was still in and asked about me god i shudder to think what he has become now. it didn't surprise me that the younger one fell away... he was always thoughtful and quiet and rebellious in a subtle sort of way.
anyway i became unshy because the corporate world demanded it and so i joined toastmasters and learned how to talk good :p
but you're absolutely right, the org just sort of drives its tank right over the shy ones...
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christmas
by Incense_and_Peppermints ini wonder what lurkers would think if our profiles all said we lived in christmas island .
anyway, soon some of you newly liberated ones can celebrate your first christmas... hooray!
here's some christmas stuf to get you in the mood.... (a christmas countdown: http://www.christmas.com/pe/56.
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Incense_and_Peppermints
you're not a grinch, reborn, you just don't like it, and i can understand why. i really get into the whole thing, i mean, stringing lights and baking cookies. i just like having an excuse to have this fresh-smelling tree in my house and colored lights all over the place. you do that any other time of year and people call you crazy
but we don't buy lots of presents. in fact, i avoid the malls that time of year - people are supposed to be happy and everywhere you look they all look slightly enraged...
wow, dakota, i never knew that. (((you)))
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I Am So Sorry...
by MrMoe ini am sorry i have been away, yes i have been posting, but i have not been replying to e-mail the way i should be, long distance is disconnected now, so i don't have the means to call any of you anymore.... so i wanted to say i am sorry i have not stayed in touch.... now, somthing else i wanted to say.... .
you have been here for me through the best of times and the worst.
been here for 1 year posting now (august 3rd,) and i must say this last 12 months has been mind bending for me.
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Incense_and_Peppermints
hear, hear (or is it "here, here"? anyway, it bears repeating): Without this place, I can honestly say, I KNOW for a FACT I would be a mental mess right now. You folks are my true friends, and tho we may not hang out at each other's homes and eat dinner -- each and every time we turn on our PC's we are creating our own special gathering place where none of the world understands us but US!
((((Moe)))) anyway, i am horrible, just horrible about answering emails. many times i wanna fire off a short note, but i feel it doesn't do justice to the other person's long email, so i wait until i have time to answer, but then i get swallowed up in the day and before i realize it i forgot to answer altogether. but see? everyone understands anyway
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Found this in an old folder. :)
by Naeblis ingave me a chuckle.
heh.
asbestos eradicated from town: fires up 632 million %.
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Incense_and_Peppermints
ok, pris, i'm not a guy, but for what it's worth, i think your pic is most alluring... definitely not your garden variety headshot. it says "mystery, intrigue, look-but-don't-touch-or-you-just-might-get-your-ass-kicked" you're a very pretty person, period.
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I have just been shunned!
by Vivamus ini have just been shunned!
i was standing in my kitchen, which has a view on a parking lot in front of my house.
well, i was doing my dishes, and i see this car parking (quit clumsily i might add).
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Incense_and_Peppermints
oh viv, i just saw your post!
what a dickweed. who needs him anyway? beisdes, anyone who would wear a yellow suit, how tacky.
((((Vivamus))))
you are one of the sweetest people here, you know that? my son told me yesterday after reading your post "viv is cool". i think so too. in fact, he thought everybody he read was awesome.
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pop cult 101
by Incense_and_Peppermints inbart simpson cereal.
(kellogg's, 2001)
gimmick: at long last, a breakfast cereal tie-in to america's first family, the simpsons.
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random: your wish is my... (see above)
joeshmoe: ooh i hate every single one of those books. i think of all the excruciatingly intricate maneuvers anne geddes (and those babies) must have had to go through to take those shots... and there is way too much mary engelbreit out there, it's everywhere, and those stupid weimereiners are just WRONG...
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Hugs to Beck.... on today give her your support
by LyinEyes indearest beck,, so sorry to hear that today was the day 15 yrs ago of your loss.
i remember you told me about this in an email and i cant imagine the pain you must be feeling on this day.
my mother committed suicide on september 15, 1985 and that day always brings up the pain as if it were yesterday.
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