" If someone ejaculated too often, their life would be shortened." - Crap, I'm not gonna make it to 30 :-(
Waffles
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CHINESE ARMAGEDDON
by cameo-d innot 144k....only 18,000. the celestial masters believed that there was an upcoming apocalypse that would nearly destroy humanity.
only 18,000 adherents of the celestial master who had the right balance of qi would survive the disaster.
[16] these were the seed people that would repopulate the earth after the destruction.[17].
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Thinking of joining Satan's team so I can use Darth Vader powers at the Kingdom Hall!
by Witness 007 inalways wanted to use the "mind chokehold" on some elders....."okay brothers to conclude our meeting we will sing........aaaah....uhhhh.....can't breath....jehoo......arrr.
" or reach out towards the microphone and have it "levitate" into my hand, jedi style, and then say; {vader deep voice}"do not underestimate the power of the darkside...{deep breathing} or the "jedi mind trick"..."you don't need to see my service report...i'm not the brother your looking for....".
if satan gave me these powers i would hand over my pissy little soul for sure...i welcome the dark lord!
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Waffles
Sweet idea - I'd love to have the power to move objects with the force like Vader. I'd knock the brother's notes off the podium over and over again, pull the seat out from under some of the fat bro's and sisters. Man, it would be a blast.
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I can't take this pain anymore...my life at dead end
by JustHuman14 inmy life has reached to a dead end...i'm stuck and there is no way out.
i was inactive for 6 years and i'm disfellowshiped for the past 3. i would never think that my life would have been in this terrible mess.. .
i wasn't planned to be disfellowshiped by my "wife" turned me in to the elders for apostasy 2 times!!!
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Waffles
My heart goes out to you mate. There are some very common elements between your story and mine. After being stuck in a loveless house with an utterly closed-minded JW wife things just exploded. We're not in the process of getting a divorce. I'm so sorry that you have to go through this, and can completely understand why you hate the WT so much.
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When Does It End?
by Little Girl Lost indoes anyone know frome experience ... when does it end?.
the shunning.. after you have been reinstated and you think you are back to square 1 ... then it all goes south.. it's like you were still df'd.
don't post "what did i expect" sort of thing.
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Waffles
"By this all will know that you are my disciples, if you have love among yourselves." - John 13:35
There's the loving, judgemental, clique-ish true Christian congregation at their best for you. Welcome back to the fold, now chalk up a ton of hours knocking on doors to give away magazines that no one wants, and parrot answers from the WT every week and maybe we'll like you again.
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A little late for most of us - the top 10 reasons not to join a religion
by zarco inhttp://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2008/05/10-reasons-you-should-never-have-a-religion/.
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Waffles
Steve Pavlina is a pretty weird dude, and I don't care for much of his ideas. That being said, this is one of the best posts I've ever read from his site.
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Why's everybody getting divorced????!
by homeschool inthis is insanity!
literally four couples that i know closely & personally have told me in the last two weeks that they are divorcing their spouses.
and there are a couple on here whom i've discovered are separating as well (these two i do not know personally, but i'm a little surprised & saddened regardless).
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Waffles
Lots of JW and ex-JW divorces because marriages made while under the influence of the JW are usually built on a poor foundation. How can you really get to know someone if you only ever hang out with them in large group settings before getting married?
"I didn't know my husband was into bestiality! He never participated in it while we were together in large well-lit Christian group settings!"
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...The End...
by OUTLAW inenough of all the shit in life.. and..wanted to just end it?.
check out and not come back?.
fall asleep and not wake up?.
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Waffles
Yep, have had these thoughts many times, and even acted upon them while under the influence but was too jacked up to succeed in doing much but giving myself large, ugly scars that I'll have for life now. This is how happy I was to have "the Truth" in my life.
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JW in Iran
by Albert Einstein inlast year we were visiting armenia and iran (my family and another jw family).
talking to jw in armenia, we were told there are jw in iran and we got contact to one family in teheran.
to our surprise we really were able to get in touch with them when we arrived in teheran.
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Waffles
Great post Einstein. Iranian religious freedom does sound quite a bit like JW religious freedom haha
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Name of this site
by Newborn inshouldn't this site really be called "ex jw" instead or something like that??
(in my country the eqivalent site is called "the support source").. isn't the name a bit misleading since most of us aren't jws anymore and doesn't want anything to do with them?.
just my thought.
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Waffles
There's hardly any good domains left at this late stage of the internet game. They did well enough to get the domain that they did for this website, and this website is all about JW's, so I don't see what the problem is.
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The Purpose Of The Preaching Work
by The-Borg injehovah is apparently allowing the preaching work to continue to save as many people as possible.
(that's what i was always told and read anyway.).
last time i checked population growth far outsrips the growth of jehovah's witnesses.
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Waffles
India and China combined make up just shy of 1/3 of the entire population of this planet, yet the number of Witnesses in both of these countries is virtually non-existant. If the end ain't gonna come until the entire world has been given a thorough witness, then we're gonna be waiting here a loooong time.