My top 10 are as follows:
1 - Catch up on all the Smurfs cartoons I missed out on as a child
2 - Booty calls
3 - I can participate in evil "self abuse" without fear of God killing me if I'm bursting at the seams and #2 isn't available
4 - Watch non G-rated movies
5 - Allow the facial hair that God installed on my face to grow without fear
6 - Skip wearing underpants when I am forced to wear a suit
7 - Celebrate a birthday without worrying about a prophet or party guest getting beheaded
8 - No more "privilege" of KH bathroom cleaning - honestly brothers, how hard is it to miss the urinal? You're standing right in front of the damn thing...
9 - Saturday mornings spent sleeping, mowing the lawn, and/or having breakfast beer rather than hocking Awake magazines about "The Glory of the Dung Beetle"
10 - No more fear of death