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  What happens if you show up at the DC with no badge?

  by JeffT in

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  i'm thinking of going to one this summer to research an article i want to write.

  back in my time anybody could just walk in, but some recent threads sound like that might be hard to do.

  i'm also going to try to get a local paper to give me one time press credentials.

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  I've been to DC's where they use the badge as a parking pass. If you didn't have the badge, you had to park in a different, farther away lot.
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  Here is the GB photo from the new book "Bearing Thorough Witness"

  by BonaFide in

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  Waffles

  Fact: Jehovah only loves old white men (not sure how that black dude got in there).
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  Crazy JW chaperon Stories

  by superman in

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  the jw's must not trust their members or at least don't have too much faith in them when it comes to being alone around member of the opposite sex.

  i can remember one time in particular from when i was a teenager that still makes me laugh today.. when i was younger i used to go out in service on a regular basis during the week when i had summer break.

  one time when i met for service there were only two other people that showed up.

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  Once I met a sister at a movie theater to (you guessed it) see a movie. We both took our own vehicles and met inside. We ran into a local elder while at the theater, thought nothing of it. The very next meeting we were pulled into the back room.
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  Ever Hear of the PUKE Ray?

  by sammielee24 in

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  Waffles

  Imagine what would happen if you hooked one of these up in your pants somehow and used it while on stage at the Kingdom Hall.
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  Vaccination ban - any scanned WTBS articles?

  by Albert Einstein in

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  for discussions with jws, i would appreciate any scanned wtbs magazine articles about vaccination ban ... anybody has any?.

  is there any evidence of people dying because of that?.

  thanks.. albert.

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  Waffles

  This one is my favorite.
  ALUMINUM IS THE DEVIL!
  Only use Saran Wrap, aluminum foil could lead to independant thinking and wanton masturbation.
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  Young People Ask - Ans/Work - Now that you're older...

  by Confucious in

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  i think i was 22 when that book came out.. and i remember the being at the convention remembering how much i appreciated it.. and even at that age - feeling like that book was for me.. but how do you feel about it today?.

  i don't have a copy of it anymore, but i do remember it being one of the better books.. thoughts?.

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  "According to the book 98% claim to have masturbated...."

  Crap, I must have read that wrong when I was still a loyal sheep. I thought the statistic is that 98% of people masturbate daily.
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  HOW YOUR KH INANCES BE DOING LATELY?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?.

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  Not good enough, Jehovah needs more money!
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  Have you noticed that JW's who've been "raised in the truth" are crappy spellers?

  by gubberningbody in

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  i hate that..

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  Waffles

  I love how just about anything triggers the Miss Jones "stereotype" crying knee-jerk reaction lol
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  Young People Ask - Ans/Work - Now that you're older...

  by Confucious in

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  i think i was 22 when that book came out.. and i remember the being at the convention remembering how much i appreciated it.. and even at that age - feeling like that book was for me.. but how do you feel about it today?.

  i don't have a copy of it anymore, but i do remember it being one of the better books.. thoughts?.

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  Pedro* writes "I was hopelessly addicted to flogging my dolphin. I cried every time I was done wanking it. I felt so lost and hopeless. Fortunately the Young People Ask book and the assistance of mature older brothers helped me conquer my evil desire to shoot yogurt rockets into my dress socks. Now I am a missionary in Honduras and am not even attracted to women. Thanks YPA!"

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  AVERAGE OF ONE ETHNIC GROUP FORMED EVERY YEAR SINCE NOAH'S FLOOD

  by badboy in

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  supposedly 5,000 ethnic groups in world.

  is this possible?.

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  Could 5,000 different races have come from Noah's line alone? I don't know.

  Here's a breakdown of the number of species on the earth. Could they all (other than the water-living ones) have come off of Noah's ark?

  1,250,000 animals, including:

  • 1,203,375 invertebrates:
    • 950,000 insects,
    • 81,000 mollusks,
    • 40,000 crustaceans,
    • 2,175 corals,
    • 130,200 others;
  • 59,811 vertebrates:
    • 29,300 fish,
    • 6,199 amphibians,
    • 8,240 reptiles,
    • 9,956 birds,
    • 5,416 mammals.